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needy and a bit feral ✨ they/them ✨ lesbian ✨ 28

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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
hey big finish what if you retroactively published a commendation list for last year's thirteenth doctor entries. haha jk...unless...
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
martha sam samuels’ Head Tilt™️ send post
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
one thing about my smut fics is that there WILL be character development and so much analysis/thought of them throughout like. fuck I love sambert.
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
read a sambert fic so good this morning I contemplated deleting everything I’d ever written for a solid hour but I’ve gotten my head out of my ass now and we are back 👏 in 👏 business 👏
Ten years.
Ten years she'd been fighting to keep herself in check, to bury the
rage that always seemed to simmer just beneath the surface.
And she'd been doing a decent job of it, too. She had her donkey, her
chickens, her house in the middle of goddamn nowhere, and only her
guilt to keep her company.
That is, until she got the call from the prison and her entire world got
turned upside down again.
It always came back to Bert, didn't it? The blonde was a poison, and
even after a decade of opportunity, Sam still hadn't managed to find
an antidote.
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
sam stealing the painting for bert was logistically so stupid and could have endangered the con and the fact she did it bc she loves bert That Much….
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
thread of sambert thoughts/headcanons bc there is/will be Many.
sam and bert from frauds looking at each other while smiling
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
like are you kidding this is a fucking wedding speech scene. look at them.
Jackie Diamond in frauds holding up a wineglass in a “cheers” motion sam and bert from frauds looking at each other with smiles on their faces
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
#sambert: i love you, i’m sorry
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I have made a frauds discord server, if anyone wants to join hmu!!! 🫶
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
#sambert / #frauds: your heart got teeth
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
// frauds spoilers imagine a s2 where sambert are chasing down caitlin and her mum and her mum’s like “what do we do” and caitlin Knows that bert and sam are each other’s weak spots and puts one in danger to draw out the other or smth you know the trope PLEASE hire me suranne
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
im going to need several business days to process my (very gay, very feral) thoughts about frauds but there is So Much running through my brain, what a brilliant show
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I would just like to state for the record that in our brainrotting the last few weeks, @helenaeoftroy.bsky.social have been right about Several sambert things. my blorbos
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
//frauds spoilers IM SORRY I WAS FUCKING RIGHT???? IN THE FIC I WROTE WEEKS AGO???
screenshot of an authors note on ao3 reading: 

ALSO i doubt this will make it into another fic bc i don't plan on writing a direct follow-up to this, so just know in my lore for them in this fic, Bert has already found Sam's daughter and gotten her involved in the heist. i love that manipulative little bastard.
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I am obsessed with Bert’s character I want to dissect her like a bug.
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
through the first ten minutes of frauds ep 1 and im
meme of a blonde woman with “me” written over her drinking a giant glass of wine that has “being gay juice” written on it
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
✨like the holding of hands✨ chapter two: and this is how it starts archiveofourown.org/works/668245...
fic cover for “like the holding of hands”, beige background with snapshots of jodie and mandip (jude and yaz)
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
FINALLY got round to listening to the second thasmin audio and my god the fuckin ANGST that was DELICIOUS and I’m feeling feral about them once more
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helena (she/they) @helenaeoftroy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
happy belated @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social
the promo poster image for Frauds with jodie whittaker and suranne jones with cartoon-y party hats superimposed onto each of them
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
happy balloon day to me and thirteen barbie ✨💙💙
a picture of jamie sapphicsgalaxy with their thirteenth doctor barbie doll
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
been catching up on so much fic recently and GOD thasmin really has some of The most talented writers I love it here
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
legend of the sea devils they can never make me hate you
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
finally making progress with fwb au everyone cheered
"I did."
"What?" Jude stopped in their tracks at Yaz's interjection, their brows
furrowing in confusion.
Yaz's lips were parted as she stared at Jude, an expression on her face
that looked something like... hope?
"I did," Yaz repeated. "Enjoy it. A lot."
"Oh." Slowly, Yaz's words sank in, and Jude swallowed hard. "Oh."
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
she’s the fire in the sin (and i burn breathing her in) aka I wrote frauds fic already bc I’m clinically insane archiveofourown.org/works/70877741
jodie whittaker as Sam in frauds (2025)suranne jones as Bert in frauds (2025)
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
the way this is one of my favourite things I’ve ever written and it’s for a show that hasn’t even aired yet
They'd never defined their relationship, never felt the need to put
labels on things. Sam knew Bert like she knew the back of her own
hand; knew her heart, her body, her soul. They weren't friends,
weren't lovers. There wasn't, Sam was sure, a word that could define
exactly what they were to each other, only that they belonged together.
They were two sides of the same coin, two halves of the same whole.
They were inevitable.
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
🕯️frauds (2025)🕯️if i speak
photo of suranne jones as Bert and jodie whittaker as Sam in the 2025 show frauds. they are sitting in a car together. beneath the photo is the tiktok meme with someone saying “are they lovers?” and someone replying with “worse”
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
bert and sam are already everything to me god i love toxic yuri (clearly, since im already almost 1k into a oneshot about them)
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
🔥as the earth burns to the ground (it’s you that i lie with🔥 chapter eleven: tee archiveofourown.org/works/636572...
fic cover for as the earth burns to the ground (it’s you that i lie with
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
thinking again about yaz in potd begging the doctor to “make time” and the doctor then later forcing herself to hold off her regeneration long enough for one last ice cream with yaz.
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
in case you’re wondering where I’m at rn, last night I dreamed I was setting tables at the restaurant I work at with milk bottles I prepare for my kangaroo joeys at the shelter. so yeah. sorry about the lack of fic updates, I’m hoping to have more time to write (and read!) soon
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
today on “sentences I never thought I’d utter in my lifetime”: I got bit (barely) on the boob by a wombat
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
at an indie bookshop all the way out in australia and found this gem ✨ had to support the phenomenal @chrischibnall.bsky.social 💙💙 so excited to read it!!!
the book “death at the white hart” by chris chibnall
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
someone left a kudos on winter holiday au which reminded me how I named that au thirteen “jamie” bc “I Just Think It’s A Neat Name” and then.
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
been considering trying to finish my bf entry anyways and posting to ao3 - would anyone else who submitted be interested in adding to a collection if I made one? 👀
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
rereading an old fic of mine and cringing a little bit but also it’s so nice to see how much I’ve grown over the last three years wowwww
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
it’s 12:30am and my aussie gf just keeps muttering “dick nixon” to herself and giggling
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
opening my google docs for the first time in 12 days im so brave
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
something about graham wanting to escape grief and ryan wanting to escape monotony but yaz. yasmin “more time with you” khan. it truly was them from the beginning. god i love thasmin so much.
yasmin khan in the end scene of arachnids in the UK, looking at the thirteenth doctor the thirteenth doctor in the end scene of arachnids in the UK looking at yasmin khan
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
perhaps my biggest red flag is that I am foaming at the mouth waiting for the last few episodes of ultimatum queer love s2 to drop
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
rewatching ghost monument and thirteens relationship with the TARDIS is something so special and important to me
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
me and my gf put up a sticky note to remind us that the walls were still bare after two months of living here bc we kept Forgetting. except now it’s been another three weeks and the sticky note has become Part Of The Wall. i fear we are never beating the adhd allegations
a pink sticky note on a dimly lit white wall that says “HANG STUFF UP!”
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
✨like the holding of hands✨ chapter one: i didn’t mean to kiss you archiveofourown.org/works/668245...
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
working on another au (along with apocalypse still!) but god I hope everyone loves Jude as much as I already do
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
plotting out another au and no I don’t project onto my au thirteens whatever gives you that impression
white text on black background reading “trauma, nonbinary (they/them), in love with yaz
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
#thasmin: this time i have you
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
yaz thinking she’s finally gonna get the chance to tell the doctor she loves her. and they still don’t have enough time.
a picture of yaz looking at the doctor through the forced regeneration chamber in power of the doctor
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
thinking again about the thirteenth doctor’s last thought (as far as she’s aware) being Yaz and her screaming her name as she’s forcibly regenerated I am going to Throw Up christopher chibnall I am in your walls once more
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I’m no visual artist, but my love will clothe your bones by freefallvertigo lives in my head rent free and I had to attempt Jonah’s mural 💙💙 archiveofourown.org/works/293743...
a digital painting. there is a gray background that looks like it’s faintly cracked all over. in the bottom left corner is a moon-ish looking orb cracking open with a blue winged creature. above it is a stone weeping angel covering her face. to the right of the angel is a yellow lab with a red bone in its mouth. above and beneath the dog are the lines of poetry “do not go gentle into that good night”. there are a couple spots of dark blue spatters with yellow stars. on the right side of the painting is an unfinished eye, an unfinished pink lily, part of a green frog, two realistic hearts (one red and one blue, mirroring each other) with a silver chain underneath them. beneath those is a rainbow, a half-finished Pting, and two of the amber arches from the thirteenth doctor’s TARDIS.
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
thinking about thirteens face in this scene and about her knowing before this that she never tells yaz she loves her. thinking about how maybe knowing she didn’t/couldn’t say it, she tried to keep yaz from loving her in the first place. and her realising it didn’t work. they both still fell.
screenshot from Eve of the Daleks of the thirteenth doctor in the scene where Dan tells her that yaz likes her
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jj 🍉 @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
happy pride 🌈
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