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He Might Be Chris

@sanzpance.bsky.social
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Infrequent cultural heckler/skeptic/Taco lover/Dork. considering the pronouns it/it’s. “The trust is where the sculptor’s chisel chipped away the lies”

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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Worker/Owner relationship in our current stage of Capitalism seems to be like being a conjoined twin but only the owner side gets to feel the genitals.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@npr.org RE: the 9/25 podcast, specifically Mara’s point about the MI senate race. She needs to note that Rodgers doesn’t have much of a positive record or a platform to run on. His campaign is mostly racist, anti Islam. It’s Abdul’s platform vs. bigotry, that’s why he’s underperforming.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can we just start pointing out that Dolly died on Trump’s watch? I don’t care if he had nothing to do with it. If the GOP claim that the left are mutilating children, we can blame them for killing an angel.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hey EBay, we need an option to tell sellers to go fuck themselves sideways if they are charging more than $30 for shipping. I’m not buying something for $110, then paying $152 to ship it. I can get it new for $15 less. Every other listing is at least $72 shipping for similar items. SIDEWAYS!
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You know when @playstation.com and @xbox.com and other platform companies have people complain the Game Pass or PS+ are taking the value out of their products because people aren’t paying $80 to buy a game. All I can think is If I don’t own a game when I buy it, then don’t complain I don’t buy them.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is there a band wagon Graham WON’T jump on?!
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voteinthemidterms.bsky.social @voteinthemidterms.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
This just in per AP: Corporate headquarters of Texas-based software company Initech may have been started by an employee. #pleaseresearchbeforeyoupost
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
After almost ten years, I’m finally back at the hourly pay rate I was making before I left my then highest paying job. It took me ten years to make $6.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Anyone else want to hear Trump say something bad about Afroman?
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
A coworker says that he loves Pam Bondi, but says they need to let her find the pedos. When asked who he didn’t say, but said that they could probably get away with it. I said that they possibly have enough to at least get warrants, freeze assets, hold passports, stop PJs. She can do that. 🦗 🦗
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Just because California had a win, don’t canonize fucking Newsom. He may be an ally now, but I don’t trust him for a second.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I have a fantasy that all the players of the #Seahawks and #patriots start now to refuse to play #SuperBowl until ICE is abolished, followed by #nba players. I think the player power of sports could easily bring this administration to heel. Don’t believe me, ask Colin.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Our brand new Eyeball ep is here! Please share with everyone you know! open.spotify.com/album/4lOS8c...
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Eyeball
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
First thing I’m doing Monday is calling my Congressional delegation and asking for court martials, impeachments, Mike Johnson to be removed as speaker, new legislation to overturn Supreme Court’s decision presidential immunity, and no tax money to Venezuela. This needs the line, the last straw.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Another year, another attempt to finish House of Leaves.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Tis the season my wife hates shopping with me because in almost every store I point and say “Jesus!” at all the decorations.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I won’t shit on a man making honest money anyway he can, but it is near employee abuse for Amazon to send a man who has never seen snow and barely speaks English to deliver in an area he doesn’t know in a vehicle not made or prepared for winter weather.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
To all you aspiring recipie writers out there on this most thankful of givings: If your recipe involves baking and “48 hours,” it isn’t “easy.” Pound sand, ass.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 17/11/2025
Good morning from DAY FIVE of our national ULP strike! We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs. RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee
Group photo of union baristas on ULP strike
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
A coworker looks like the one of the parking attendants who stole Cameron’s car in Ferris Bueller. Just found out he bought a red, 80’s convertible Porsche as a hobby car. It’s not the same one as from the movie, but I think if he was old enough to know that reference, he would have got a Miata.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
This is my message to @hassan.senate.gov that I sent this morning. I hope that my fellow #NH voters send something similar. I’m fine losing a battle to win the war, but surrendering at every battle doesn’t count. These 8 senators are not meeting the moment. Hell, even SHUEMER hadn’t given up yet!
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
So tired of my wife using my good kitchen knives to open her packages. I don’t know how many times they are only for food and my fingertips.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Steve Inskeep is the worst interviewer when it comes to Israel issues I ever hear. IDL sets up a Mamdani watch list for antisemitism, but he never asked outright if it was because he’s Muslim? Never points out the vast majority of attacks on jews in US have been from Nazis and Christian Nationalist
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Why do they not have Halloween clearance sales on chainsaws, axes and machetes every year?
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
How does Stephen Miller have three kids?! I know his wife isn’t a good person, but you know that couldn’t have been pleasant for her. Are they actually Elon’s? It’ll be hard to tell because they’ll end up bald regardless. And how is just being in that family not child abuse?!
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Listening to Booker is painful. I can’t buy a word he says. I want a politician that answers questions and not roll talking points. If it doesn’t feel like the first time you’re saying it, it’s not authentic, it’s pandering. Say you’re wrong on an issues and try to fix it. #ivehaditpodcast
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
The only people trying to kill Pete Hegseth are Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, and Johnny Walker.
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
My biggest disappointment to start today is how far Point Pleasant is from where I’ll be this weekend.
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Detroit Breakdown @detroitbreakdown.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...
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Charlie Kirk, Redeemed: A Political Class Finds Its Lost Cause
By ignoring the rhetoric and actions of the Turning Point USA founder, pundits and politicians are sanitizing his legacy.
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Midnight Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
To describe the current state of the world as a daily show of deepening horrors is a massive understatement. However, I read something today that I think more people should see and read. I hope she doesn't mind my me sharing it here. I'd rather be an X-Men by @gailsimone.bsky.social
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
They're both right wing podcasters, they can be used as bait.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!) Receipts: zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Something magical is happening on the r/music sub on Reddit.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This is the takeaway.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
If the country goes to hell this week, it’s follows that it’s because of something this FUCKING stupid.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Take a page from my state’s book. Cripple more fascists.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
For some reason this month I’ve bitten the inside of my cheek or tongue almost every time I eat. I forgot what food tastes like without blood.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Just because he’s showing more balls than 90% of the Dems right now, DO NOT FUCKING CANONIZE GAVIN NEWSOM. He’ll only break your heart. Anyone who wants to be president this bad is a monster.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
If it takes a country song to finally get guitar strumming as a concept that sticks, thank the gods it’s a good one. Neon Moon by Brooks and Dunn if you’re wondering.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Seriously @bsky.app when are we going to be able to save posts?
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Bizarro joins ICE
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a man in a superman costume holds up a metropolis police dept mug shot
ALT: a man in a superman costume holds up a metropolis police dept mug shot
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
You know who else has a bad tan, thin, bleached blonde hair, and thinks they are a real American? Just saying.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Rest in piss, Terry.
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He Might Be Chris @sanzpance.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I’ve been sanding so much aluminum today, my hands look like I spent a shift in the Tin Man’s shady massage parlor.
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