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Perpetually experiencing a mehxistential crysis

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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"Ahh, yes. In the wheelchair accessible restroom we shall install foot pedal-opened trash cans. That makes a lot of sense for ppl who have feet/spine issues" - some facilities manager probably
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Crying real tears because TWO WHOLE HOLIDAYS fall on a Saturday this year: emancipation day and boxing day 😭😭
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
TVD is on Netflix. WE'RE SOOOOO BACK!!!
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Send an email. Take a break. Send an email. Take a break. Send an email. Take a break. Send an email. Take a break. Send an email. Take a break. Send an email. Take a break.
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I wish I could style my hair using just this prepoo because the moisture and curl definition it produces are so beautiful. But no. I have to rinse it out and watch my soul go down the drain with it. 😔
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I shall be watching Wicked: For Good in the comfort of my home this time so I may be judged less for singing all the parts to every song out loud. 🙂‍↕️
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I've decided to become ambidextrous. Who decided that it was necessary to have a dominant hand when we have the option to use both in a similar capacity?
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Overseeing my father strap down the awning..because it wasn't going to be meeee
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Mi wonder if dem ppl yah memba seh dem have clothes pon line...cz rain start jrew
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
media.tenor.com
a close up of a woman standing in front of a tree
ALT: a close up of a woman standing in front of a tree
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Quite Interesting @qi.com · 13/06/2025
Holocaust survivor and confectioner Yisrael Kristal was unable to celebrate his bar mitzvah at 13 because of World War I so he had it in 2016 instead on his 113th birthday.
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I vaguely remember sleeping at human hours before I started this degree. 😔
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
RT
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
This wharright degree isn't letting me procrastinate (because there's just too much work to wait til last minute) so none of my deliverables have that last-minute oomph that pushes them to perfection. Everything is average, and you know what? C's get degrees
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
JESUS, AH TYAD
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
🧎🏾‍♀️‍➡️💍
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Hypatia L.A. Seneschale @femiyahtzee.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
UNCLE! I give up on DIY dating. I give up. I am ready for the matchmakers and the aunties. I accept your wisdom and ministrations.
Text message from my date yesterday: I could get over the curly hair and the ass but you act like your smarter than me. Like you even tried to correct me when I said that stuff like heart tents aren’t tested because they aren’t but you think because you’ve got a law degree that automatically makes you smarter than me and that’s just not the case your a woman I’m a man there’s no comparison

My response: You’re a sports guy, right? Let’s review the tape:

(1) You insisted that the bioresorbable heart stents are called “heart tents.”
(2) You argued that they are not FDA approved or tested.
(3) I asked how you knew that and you said a YouTuber was talking about it.
(4) I (gently) asked if you had seen the the FDA news release announcing FDA approval. You said you had not, so I showed it to you, whereupon you got in my face and went on a tirade about “uppity bitches.”
(5) I thanked you for the coffee, told you the date was over, and indicated you should not contact me again. Then I left.My response continues: So naturally, you have taken it upon yourself to *contact me*, which, I suppose, makes sense if you’re you. Because there’s no way you otherwise understood “lose my number” as “text this woman a diatribe about how I’m the victim here.” You want to set the record straight? Let’s set it straighter than a line in Euclidean geometry:

The curls and ass ARE very big (as they should be, amen), but they’ll never be as big as your ego.

I’m not smarter than you because I’m a lawyer. I’m smarter than you because I am humble enough to accept what I don’t know and I do my damnedest to learn new things from reliable sources.

Usually I’d say ‘fuck prescriptivism,’ but I think I’ll make an exception just this once since you’re the one who wants to have an intellectual dick-measuring contest: you are = you’re, not your. My response continues: You are, indeed, a man, and what a representative specimen you are. Thanks for being so “normal”(since you’re smarter than me, I’m sure you’ll get that’s yet another math joke). Humanity is truly a marvel—we have the cognitive ability to choose to be *anything*, yet you choose to be . . . you. Intelligent design, my fat ass. 

Good luck out there.

He responds: You’re ass is disgusting you fat ugly bitch 

I respond: “Your” :) 

He replies in all caps: Yore a dumb fucking cunt

I respond: I’ve got drinks tonight with Nathan Poe and William of Ockham and boy, howdy, are they going to have a field day when I show them this chat. Toodles!
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zaddysocks.bsky.social @zaddysocks.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
True Story
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dot_lvl @dot-lvl.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓮𝓽 𝓪 𝓬𝓪𝓽
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 06/06/2025
You not special we all want Halle Berry 😭😭😭
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Arnold Judas Rimmer @31337.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
All of Bluesky right now
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Sem. And you know what, I'm ok with that. My phone aint waterproof. It's supposed to be dry 🙏🏾
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Lextraordinary @lextrythatagain.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Introducing Camp Hello! Jamaica’s first summer camp just for children with complex communication needs.
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Nobody have no executive function ah sell?
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
WHO DECIDED TO RESEARCH THIS???
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Scientists have found homosexuality nearly everywhere they've looked for it in the animal kingdom -- mammals, reptiles, fish, birds, insects -- everywhere. By definition, it's natural. What's UNNATURAL is the irrational (and mostly religious-based) hate and homophobia found only in humans. #Pride
Homosexuality is found in over 1500 species. Homophobia is only found in Humans. So literally based on science, homophobia is unnatural.
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
As is your right.
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Me, who has read the road code book: *stops car at stop line* Some fucking eediat: *overtakes me while I'm at stop line and blocks up the fucking intersection*
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Why didn't I buy a portable monitor sooner? Being tied to that desk at home is sooooo depressing.
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
There's a soursop on this tree but which of us would be so bold as to juice it? Who among us (read: me)? WHOMST?
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a ghost @ritaolds.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
send a queer femme money right now if you ever projected your sick threesome fantasies onto them, or in there DM talmbout how unfortunate it is that they ain’t attracted to cishet men. double it if you said they are your type and forced them to sit with that unwarranted information. pay up.
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Dem weed whacker man yah kinda too dedicated to the likkle work. Mi nuh fi deh hear that BEFORE my daily alarm, man.
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Tofu @tofupixel.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
happy gay everyone 🌸☀️🌊
a pixel artwork of a simple house sitting amongst some trees. behind the house is a wide open sky at sunset, coloured like the pansexual flag; pink, yellow and blue
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Look, man. I got an FCH in ACTUARIAL SCIENCES and passed the 3 SoA exams I had the stomach to do. I needed time to recover 🥴
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Lextraordinary @lextrythatagain.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I’m so happy 😭 I got called a trailblazer three times this week so that’s officially one of my new title. Well done Ms. B!
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Hello?! I'm pretty. Ok, bye
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Liking cis men? Sem
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I wave back at that little Am@zon avatar every single time. ^⁠_⁠^
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
My motivation was to be less poor ✨eventually✨ but it's not worth it.
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
What if we all call in sick? 👀
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Hello? Yes. I would like 1 death please. Go large.
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Lextraordinary @lextrythatagain.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Hi friends! I’ve been nominated🙈
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Where's all this smut that y'all keep talking about? Let me at her! I can take her!
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
My supervisor keeps trying to push me into calling coworkers after following up multiple times via email and teams messages because I *checks notes* "tend to shy away from that but it could make [me] more personable than just talking to a screen."
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
So....a colony of ants is...LIVING IN ONE OF MY LIGHT SWITCHES AND FUCKING WITH THE CIRCUITRY AND I JUST?????
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uNlovable lOser nO. 1 @sanjii-kun.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
*marries self*
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