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Sam Pranger

@samwise420.bsky.social
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I'm a gay, trans, dog loving, atheist in northern Minnesota.

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 23h
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wet raccoon or dry?
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's true of most foods, that's why we brush our teeth. What is the point of this 'article' anyway?
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, politicians up here love to crow about how great mining is, but the market is incredibly fickle and miners get furloughed all the time.
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had an older neighbor with a big personality. I never really clocked how short she was until we were in the elevator one day and I was looking down at the top of her head. Several other residents found her intimidating, but I always liked her
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I haven't seen that many weak ass white men outside of congress! 🤣
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's an EXTREMELY low bar, what with all the child abuse & baby murder.
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, you're not. You tried and discovered that it wasn't for you. That's not a waste.
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A meme with a pastel background featuring a scene of small animals dressed like people in party hats sitting around a stump like a table. There's a pink cake with a single candle and small banner across the stump table reading 'Happy Birthday'. Above the scene, in a script font is written, "Many years ago, today" then the font changes to kind of sparkly, "You achieved mortal form". In a kind of bubble font, at the bottom it reads, "and now we get to eat cake about it!" (The animals depicted are: a bunny in a pink dress with puffy white sleeves; a fox in a puffy blue shirt; a squirrel wearing a long sleeve white shirt and blue denim overalls; and a white mouse in a pink dress with a large bow on the back.)
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Imagine traveling a huge distance, to bitch about the host city's mayor. Bitch, he's using his office to help people while you're over there genociding.
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hard disagree! It's a 'ber' month, so fall/ spooky decor is in season! 😆
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@seriouslydiaonly.bsky.social really cool info!
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Renters in MN still get a property tax refund. It used to be a separate payment that hit in July/August but now they've rolled it into tax refunds.
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wut? Really?! Moveable type printing, gunpowder, fireworks, paper, porcelain... How are people so fucking stupid in the 21st fucking century 🤦🫪
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's beautiful! 🥲🤤
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Especially up north! The forest fires are under control & air quality is much better. 😁
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Don't forget mudskippers! I love those weird little dudes.
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'd argue that art is what makes us human. We've learned that plenty of other species help their friends & family, use tools and communicate in a variety of ways. But we're the only species that makes art for the pure joy of expression.
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The pitcher is more like an exoskeleton, not glass but chitin.
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Probably more splatter than spray, I would think the dragon's mouth would contain most of it. Picture Denethor & the cherry tomatoes 🤣 after the initial squirt, gravity is gonna take over; might get some more splatter when the bottom half collapses...but I bet the knees would buckle.
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You should dislike him, he's a pos & not very good writer either 🤣
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"regain control"? Get with the fucking program, you were never 'in control' and this milquetoast BS is why you keep losing! Lean into progressivism or get the fuck out of our way. You can't fix something this broken without major changes, not incremental ones.
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We should be using taxpayer dollars to feed America’s children, keep rural hospitals open, lower the cost of health care – not bombing Palestinians.
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A bunch of these fires are on OUR side of the border in the Boundary Waters! 🤦
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I know this joke from Northern Exposure! 😂
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Love your work & so glad we get to see it on PBS! 🤩
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
She's not called 'Superior' for nothing! 😍
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I love a good clarinet jam, I still have mine but I need to re-learn to read music 😂
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This guy just celebrated his 16th gotcha day 🥰
An elderly black dog with a white face gives the camera side-eye while laying on a couch. His head is propped up on a pillow, and a grey blanket covering the couch reads "I like big mutts and I cannot lie."
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@twinportshumanists.bsky.social 🤣
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
There's a marathon in my city today. For some reason, there was a 7:30am fighter jet flyby. We have an Air National Guard base, but they almost never fly over downtown.
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It is when you have to move! 🤣 Cataloged my books as I packed them, I have 554. SO many heavy boxes!
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I made it all the way to work before realizing I forgot my phone this morning. Then, I managed to go home without it! 🤦 At least they're only a mile apart.
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Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
🚨BREAKING: Our video journalist Jon Farina falls down as he is nearly shot by flash bang grenade as NJ state police continue firing a BLITZ of flash bang grenades and tear gas at unarmed anti-ICE protesters outside Delaney Hall ICE Prison. WE'RE LIVE ⬇️
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Maybe you can cash in from that government weaponization slush fund like @alisonmgill.bsky.social
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Duck duck go
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I was so pissed off by that movie ignoring the book, that I have legit never watched any of the subsequent movies.
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
What you're missing is that 90% of people who call themselves 'Christian' don't actually know or care what that's supposed to mean. I was raised Catholic and can't think of one Christian I know who has actually read the bible. Just look at the Catholics suddenly disagreeing with the pope!
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Can one even have a gender without a body or mind?
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Graphic with the word 'Fuck' top center, with lines connecting to the following sayings: Trump, you for voting for him, the GOP for aiding him, the supreme court for gutting democracy, the entire Trump admin, the media for enabling him, and the billionaires for funding him
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
FUCK!!! 😡🤬😡
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/05/2026
BREAKING: in April 2026, *every single one* of the 1,570 refugees admitted in the United States were white South Africans. In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 6,066 white South Africans, three Afghans (back in November 2025), and nobody else.
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Depends on how much boob there is to remove. I had DDDs, had to do a nipple graft. Even without the original sensation, my brain still recognizes them as my nips.
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Why does there need to be a ballroom on top of that secure facility? 🤔 Wouldn't it be MORE secure if they had expanded the current bunker without disturbing the East Wing & blabbing about it all very publicly?
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Trans joy is real too & we should celebrate it whenever we can! If we're constantly on about the shitty parts of bring trans, the haters get what they want. What they don't want is to see us thrive, which is why we need to rub it in their faces when we can.
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I still use an old fashioned check register for this exact reason. I need to know how much money I can actually spend before next payday
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
@smith.senate.gov @klobuchar.senate.gov Why are you voting to give weapons to a genocidal state?!? We all know Bibi is behind this Iran bullshit, so why are you stoking the flames of this illegal war by allowing MORE weapons go there?!
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
There's a narrow window of palatability for oatmeal, too thick or too runny is just nasty.
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Sam Pranger @samwise420.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It's just an elaborate cold read. Or hot read, depending on the person doing it.
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