iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

As is tradition amongst our people, the fresh haircut selfie

A shirtless selfie I’ve taken in a doorway against a dark room as background. I’ve got a fresh fade and the goatee with stubble-sided look for facial hair.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My kid is now old enough to text me dank memes, I couldn’t be more proud

A photoshopped image of Markiplier’s face on top of Jesus’s body in front of the lesbian flag.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Hotel bathrooms continue to have the best lighting, even when you look like a lobster

A hotel bathroom mirror selfie. I am shirtless and you can see where I got sunburnt on my forearms, forehead, and a V below my neck where I didn’t have my shirt buttoned all the way up.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Welp, I forgot sunscreen at Dollywood - rookie mistake 😅

A selfie of me in a bright blue Hawaiian-type shirt, sunburnt all to hell and back.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?

A cute little chibi drawing of a frog in front of a bisexual pride flag. The caption reads “I put the Bi in bitch”.

A drawing of a sexy androgynous cowpoke wearing pink jeans, a pink tank top, brown cowboy boots, hat and gloves. They’re standing with their weight on one hip, a smoking revolver in one hand loosely aimed at the floor, and the other hand on their hip. They’re framed in a wanted poster, which reads “I aim to please, but my aim ain’t that good”.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Trans joy is walking past the bathroom mirror, doing a double take and thinking to yourself “so I just get to roll out of bed looking this good now? Every single day? Damn 🔥”

A shirtless selfie in my bathroom, because that’s evidently the only kind of pictures I take now LOL.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Somebody at Amazon needs to get laid, methinks

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Cooties being deadly is a skill issue. I’ve spent the last few years building up an immunity to cooties

A stylized meme with a mauve-grey background with two goblets on either side of a block of white text. Text reads “I spent the last few years building up an immunity to Iocane powder”.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Gay powers restored 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️😌

A selfie showing my freshly shaved head and trimmed beard. As usual, I’m shirtless because you gotta pay me to put a shirt on now.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Had to go outside and touch grass and discovered that somebody’s been practicing archery in my company’s back lot? Weird

A photo of a modern aluminum arrow just laying, abandoned, in a parking lot.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Well, I thought it was, but it looks like I fell for a rumor that was going around TikTok 🫠 I’ll still think of this amazing Twitch streamer whenever I get a lemon-like soda tho

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Me and my comically tiny head 😆 I feel like a toddler in a ball cap

A photo of me in my car wearing a black tee shirt and my glasses.

A similar photo, except now I’m wearing a black baseball cap with a white embroidered skull on it (it’s from Unus Annus). It’s normal sized but my head is tiny, so it comes down over the tops of my ears and you can see the long tail of the adjustment strap sticking *really* far out.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

At The Abbey in WeHo for a friend’s birthday and I might look cute

A selfie of me in a corner booth at a bar, wearing a dark brown flannel button-up shirt, my glasses hooked on the neckline, giving a crooked closed-mouth smile at the camera.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Waited so long to break these walls down To wake up and feel like me No more hidin’ Now I’m shinin’ Like I’m born to be

A shirtless selfie of me laying in bed with a hint of a smile.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

This cutie patootie here was been a YouTuber for over a decade now - started out doing let’s play videos of scary video games then branched out into choose your own adventure type video playlists (like “A Heist With Markiplier”) and he’s now independently made and distributed his own movie 🍿

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Work Internet was broken so I came home early today

A shirtless selfie where I’m leaned against some pillows on my bed.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Lived long enough to see the day that I’m hotter than the FaceApp gender swaps that finished cracking my egg 😂

A shirtless photo of me in bed, wishing you were here.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Panda Express stroking my ego over here

The fortune from a fortune cookie that reads “Proceed with confidence”. The “in bed” at the end is assumed.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Sorry I’m late to the party 🎉 Happy Birthday, cutie pie 💖💖

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

If anybody needs either something to decorate their guest bathroom with or a fun lil gag gift for somebody … Look what I found on Etsy: www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1...

A beautiful example of calligraphy in mostly blue and gold that reads “Pissing all by yourself, handsome?”.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

If you don’t post a selfie after a beard trim, did it even happen?

A shirtless selfie in the doorway to my bathroom, a dark room as the backdrop. One arm is raised so that my hand is behind my head, and my beard is trimmed relatively short (10mm on my beard trimmer, I believe).

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I’d love to know what term limits you’re talking about.

A table from Wikipedia illustrating the federal offices in the federal government that can serve unlimited terms. The Vice President can serve unlimited 4 year terms, the House can serve unlimited 2 year terms, the Senate can serve unlimited 6 year terms, and judges in the court system (including the Supreme Court) have lifetime appointments.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Not me taking a break from the compression vest specifically for thirst trap purposes

One of the first selfies I haven’t had to crop my boobs out of - because I’ve had top surgery! I’m wearing an unbuttoned flannel over my bare chest, and you can see the scars in the center where they meet. I’m trying really hard not to be vain, but I think I look damn good.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

When all this heals up, you’ll have to pay me to out a shirt on

A shirtless selfie showing my 4-week-old top surgery scars. Things are healing pretty well, but the scars are still a dark pink which will eventually fade.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

You know how when you put a shirt on some cats, they go stiff and flop over and refuse to move because they hate it? I completely understand where they’re coming from now

A selfie of me wearing my post-op compression vest. It’s not terrible, but I get itchy and it’s just generally mildly annoying.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

*David Attenborough voice* “We can see here the signs of healing, as he gets back to his vain routine of taking endless selfies.”

A selfie where I’m laying in bed, wearing my handy dandy compression vest and giving the camera a hint of a smile. I’m freshly showered and a bit tired, but healing up well.

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

My intimidation factor depends on mood, honestly. Generally good mood (most of the time): like a 1 or a 2 (I’m just a widdle guy) Angry (you know when that thing in your brain *snaps*): probably at least an 8 (7 if you’re over six foot, just remember I can still break your knees)