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Apologies, I was so desperate for a snappy comeback I didn’t realise that the whole winter fuel payment debacle didn’t take place in the *real world*, wasn’t actual policy and wasn’t passed into legislation. Silly me.

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Maybe some don’t see taking money off the disabled and the elderly as positive policies. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

I love how the artist has beautifully captured his Crown of Peas. Very realistic

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

It would involve Crafty sitting at a desk and he can’t control his oanistic tendencies when confronted by formica 😳

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Not the first time that bannister has been dismissed by a good handoff. Often too upright and a bit wooden in defence 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Is the fridge dummy a subtle “show and go” with a cheeky step off the left foot or is it a massive “woohoo all arms” dummy? 🤣

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Very sensible indeed, especially as so much light must reflect off that huge fod. 😜

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Sunglasses in the rain??? Bit wool that lad.

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Laura Shepherd-Robinson @laurasrobinson.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

To celebrate the publication of my new book, THE ART OF A LIE, I'm doing a giveaway of one of my signed author hardbacks, together with signed paperbacks of my first three novels, BLOOD & SUGAR, DAUGHTERS OF NIGHT, and THE SQUARE OF SEVENS. Follow and retweet to enter. UK only 🍍

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

After a ten year hiatus, I shall be returning to the crease armed only with willow this weekend. If I can find my bloody cricket bag!!!

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

I see right through your poorly disguised wool identification trap 🤣

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Mike, I presume your time as leader of the Revolutionary Woolyback Front ended in acrimony? Splitters 😜

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Deffo helps the nosh team out when they’re busy 😜

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Is that wool in the background using your budgie smugglers to kite surf lad?

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Very disappointed not to find @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social on anti wool patrol. Was looking forward to giving him the old woolyback one-two and putting him on his arse.

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Round these parts we would call him Chippy Tits 😜

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

This made me laugh out loud. Sheffield is deffo wool though mert!

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Had to google AMOC. Fascinating read. 👍🏻

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Dr Jay Watts @shrinkatlarge.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Keir Starmer said yesterday: “Labour is the party of work. We shouldn’t shrug our shoulders as millions are unable to work.” Stop creating a false binary. Clinician here: cutting £5–6k from disabled people isn’t help—it’s wilful abandonment and many will die. #WelfareNotWorkfare

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Just googled this. Salfords finest son not holding back as usual 🤣

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Tim Burgess @tim-burgess.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Repost for a chance to win 2 passes for The Charlatans, Embrace & The Coral at Castlefield Bowl in Manchester on July 3rd Tickets on sale Friday 10am Pre-sale tomorrow from 10am WINNER PICKED AT RANDOM TOMORROW (Thursday at 9:30am)

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Walking the ghost back home is one of my top five albums ♥️ finding it on vinyl is my holy grail haha

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Here’s our beautiful Romanian rescue Wenna. With just one look she’s telling me that we should be “on” the beach not just “looking” at it ♥️

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Just been to see Ben Ottewell of #Gomez fame. The man makes absolutely fucking beautiful noise ♥️

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Gotta love a HMHB earworm. 🎼 Everybodies do the Len Ganley stance 🎼

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Well that’s my Christmas present from myself to myself sorted. Really looking forward to reading this.

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Ahhh so you are one of the famous Hurrdeh-Hurrdehherr family?

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Tricky to choose just the one but one of my go to albums is Planet Helpless by Puressence

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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Let’s see @bsky.app do its thing. Please share. Let’s help Lilian’s heartbroken family find her a stem cell donor match. It’s simple to register www.dkms.org.uk/get-involved...

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Request a swab kit to register as a stem cell donor

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

One of the songs that inspired thirteen year old me to “stan” for Boots. Along with Up here in the north of England. And Understanding Jane. And….insert back catalogue here.

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Sunday morning calls for some high level scouse jazz. What a voice ♥️

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Since I married Lady Sybil I can afford fifty dollar boots 🤪

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Plumber is coming “first thing” to replace the boiler and radiators. If ever we needed a tradie to turn up when planned it’s today. Chuffing freezing this morning 🥶

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

So many of my scouse music heroes have Wild Swan history. ♥️ Apart from Eddie Shit. I don’t remember Eddo being involved.

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Mike Bealing @sillytees.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I know he’s not a real farmer, but he did once spread a lot of shit all over a field. Most if it his own. #FuckFarage

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

A Manhattan Transfer ear worm??? Very niche. How did that happen? 🤣

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I’m getting flashbacks to the Sunday mornings of my youth. And the theme tune will be in my head all day ♥️

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Vicious turn ✅ Bounce off the “wicket” ✅ Hits off and middle ✅ Bowler reaction ✅ 🟰spin perfection 🤣

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Samuel Vimes : City Watch @samvines-watchman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Well this is nice isn’t it. It’s lovely not having to crawl through the detritus left by the Tufton Street rage farmers. Very civilised indeed. Carry on like this please.

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