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Perfectly Normal Sam

@samundomiel.bsky.social
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some men say that I'm intense or I'm insane native Bronxite, nature lover, photographer, tarot reader, devoted TTRPG player

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Trash Randicoot @trashrandicoot.bsky.social · 22h
🥭✨️LIVE✨️🥭 Fucking finally. First we Faxanadu then we whip out our swords with @haggardhessian.bsky.social, @th4tgamerchick.bsky.social and motu! twitch.tv/trashrandicoot
Selfie of Trash taken from above. They're wearing a backwards baseball hat.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
writing a cover letter is so hard it's the line between "please, m'Lord, let me humbly serve in your glorious employ" and"I am not desperate" but also "I solemnly swear I am very normal and not even a little insane" but also "job is life". and then knowing like no one is actually going to read it
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
removing "I am a spreadsheet fiend who lives for the thrill of tidy columns." from my cover letter with sorrow
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
writing this cover letter like "get me out of my current job and let me do new things please. pretty please. free me."
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 09/10/2026
My statement on the ICE shooting in Marble Hill ⬇️

"Today in Marble Hill, ICE agents fired multiple shots at a man in his vehicle while his 5-year-old child was in the back seat.
ICE's already unwelcome presence in our city has been growing more escalatory and dangerous by the day. Today's shooting is a grave development that requires a swift and immediate response to protect the safety of all New Yorkers.
First, we must have a full and independent investigation of this incident.
"There must also be a full and immediate release of all body camera footage of the incident.
In addition, the Target Corporation must stop offering their Bronx properties as private staging sites for ICE, in compliance with requests from New York officials. Target opening up large, active retail parking lots for paramilitary activity is unacceptable and places the entire community at risk.
ICE is a rogue, lawless paramilitary and surveillance agency.
It does not belong in New York City and it should not exist in the United States of America. Abolish ICE.”
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Trash Randicoot @trashrandicoot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🥭💚Schedule💚🥭 Fri: Starting early to play Faxanadu, then @10pm EST we'll be collabing with @haggardhessian.bsky.social , @th4tgamerchick.bsky.social, and @motu, playing Four Swords Adventure! Sat: Continuing Simons Quest! twitch.tv/trashrandicoot #nes #retrogaming #zelda
Flyer:

Orange and Teal gradient background.

Top: there's a black box with white neon text that reads: "Schedule".
Middle: Two old school computer dialogue boxes.
In the first dialogue box, orange and teal text reads: "Friday at 6:00pm, Faxanadu First Play " then a horizontal rule "Four Swords Adventure w/ HaggardHessian, Motu and TH4TGAMERCHICK" 
Second dialogue box, black text reads:  "Saturday at 4:00pm - Simons Quest Retranslated - *all times EST."
Bottom: white neon text line that reads: "twitch.tv/trashrandicoot"

Along the sides are various old school computer icons including cursors, and envelopes.
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
weekly shout out to altos! Atlas holding the sphere of the chord
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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 05/10/2026
Taurus: You will be slowly ushered from your doctor's office today after he likens your skin condition to "sweating dynamite".
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember having nightmares about ET and Edward Scissorhands, both movies i had walked into my mom watching before I was 5 years old (we went to Disney when I was 5 and I had a screaming cry in the line for the ET ride because I was so terrified)
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
broke a nail at the history symposium 😭
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
with every talk I attend, I get more interested in local history I don't have time for more interests! (they say, adding more interests and hobbies to the stack like a dragon's hoard) (also adding more books to the list)
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
okay we have successfully Made Hair Red!
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the funniest thing that ever happened to me doing my own hair: the time I put my liked songs on shuffle, went to trim my hair, my chemical romance came on and I felt compelled to shout "this is a carefully considered, rational decision made while feeling good about my life" before I could continue
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one of the things I can't wait to do when I move out is keep all of the hair dye implements and accoutrements in one place, so I don't have to do a survival horror inventory shuffle while walking around the house to collect all the spell components for "Make Hair Red"
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
next thing in my to-do list for today: I haven't colored my hair since June and I'm faded and blonde, so let's fix that!
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm so happy we got to take part in James Hoffman's Fermentation Project live tasting (we got our coffee from Driftaway in Brooklyn) and this was a FASCINATING experience
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm a silly billy goat, in that I ordered myself a coffee Advent calendar and a tea Advent calendar and I know they won't get here until November, for freshness, but I keep checking my email like pakige? pakige update? (I placed these orders weeks ago, I've been doing this since early September)
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Christina, but autumnal 🍂🎃 @tinamon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You should follow me here for no particular reason: www.twitch.tv/tina__mon
twitch.tv
Tina__Mon - Twitch
Hi, I'm Christina! I play video games and draw. — Tina__Mon streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Trash Randicoot @trashrandicoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
✨️🥭 LIVE 🥭✨️ Hi its my first day back and you should come say hi and hangout. We're playing Faxanadu which I heard is a really cool game. twitch.tv/trashrandicoot #retrogaming #nes
Selfie of Trash holding up a peace sign. They have dark purple lipstick on.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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heute jedoch nicht @heutejedochnicht.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Meta-Adbusting in der Londoner U-Bahn
Jeffrey Epstein mit Ray Ban Meta-Smartglasses und Denkblase „Finally, a pair that suits me...“
Caption: „GLASSES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T DO CONSENT“
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From a Jewish lady, thank you, Mr Pope 💙
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I went to an event tonight and looked SO GOOD and took ZERO PICTURES
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Trash Randicoot @trashrandicoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you miss me? Come say hii this weekend. 😘
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Gateway Development Commission @gatewayprogram.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tunnel boring machines do a lot more than just dig. They are underground factories that drill through the earth and build the tunnel tubes, positioning pre-cast concrete segments to form rings that lock together to make the tunnel lining. Who would have guessed that boring could be so interesting?
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Rachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gateway development commission is on bluesky this site has the juice
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National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 01/10/2026
During a flood, water levels and the rate at which the water is flowing can quickly change. Get to higher ground. Do not drive or walk into water. It only takes 6 inches of water to knock you off your feet. Stay informed by monitoring local media and checking weather.gov for the latest updates.
3 Steps for Flash Floods: 1. Get to higher ground (get out of the areas subject to flooding). 2. Do not drive into water (do NOT drive or walk into flooded areas. It only takes 6 inches of water to knock you off your feet). 3. Stay informed: Monitor local radar, television, weather radio, internet or social media for updates. During a flood, water levels and the rate at which the water is flowing can quickly change. Remain aware and monitor local radio and television. WHEN FLOODED TURN AROUND DON'T DROWN
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
like, I'm a very resource intensive intelligent machine, we do not need to invent a Lying Machine that is even more resource intensive to replace me
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm gonna get the AI-related muscle strain named after me for how much and how hard I roll my eyes every time I hear people talk about how AI is the future
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm stalling getting into the shower because there's a spider in the tub that's too big for me to fish out but I also don't want to drown her but she's running out of time
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
whoever put fucking speakers on gas pumps is going to rot in hell why are you advertising to meeee
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when I'm at work, I am unmotivated and exhausted when I am home, I am wired and incapable of focusing on anything at all and it's really hard to get things done like this
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Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Edited stock image model wearing a tee shirt that reads “I GOT PRONOUNS AT THE 2026 FAERIE FESTIVAL” using Metroid Ravenous logo font and Neopets Faerie Festival logo. In the center is a person icon with Iridescia’s wings, antennae, and bob. The icon has a pack of NC Neoboard Pronoun stickers in its hand.
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
omg you guys I saw a rheumatologist yesterday that supposedly did hypermobility and got told there was nothing she could do for me and also losing weight would stop the arthritis in my knee, that I'm pretty sure doesn't even exist, i don't think she should be allowed to say she does hypermobility
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
another morning another my tummy hurts
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I lived through decades of people saying THC will turn people into violent rage zombies and now you can get it next to the mixers and no one cares
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Jess/Fawn (they/them) 🍉 @faunandgames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
3 hours on the clock. How long are we going for? What silly stuff will happen? It's up to you.
Nonbinary Twitch streamer FaunAndGames, a tan skin femme perceived person with orange, and purple hair, is wearing gaming headphones with antlers on them.  Around them are Twitch stream decorations and a ton of nerdy video game and Pokemon memorabilia.  Fawn is smiling at the camera and holding up their hand to indicate the 3 hour timer for the max 12 hour Subathon today for Twitch SUBtember
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Jaz @jaz.sh · 27/09/2026
Okay so I've built a new Atlas, this time it lets you explore the conversations on Bluesky over the past 7 days graphically. It should update every ~6 hours and help you navigate the information environment that exists on here. I've learned a LOT about what people do here today... atlas.jazco.dev
atlas.jazco.dev
Atlas
A living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours.
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 27/09/2026
Power creep, amirite? youtube.com/shorts/moohH...
youtube.com
Power Creep #mtg
YouTube video by LRRMTG
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maya kern @mayakern.com · 25/09/2026
A new skirt design: Magpies! Magpies represent luck, both good and bad, and boy, does that feel appropriate to my life right now. #art #original
Close-up of Maya digitally illustrating a repeating pattern of black-and-white magpies in flight, surrounded by white stars and sweeping motion lines on a warm taupe background. A hand holding a stylus is visible working on the artwork on a drawing tablet.
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the weather is getting colder so my demons are telling me to dye my hair black again
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 26/09/2026
It is the duty of the extremely online to send this to your friends, relatives, or colleagues who own portable generators.
Three geese flying with carbon monoxide alarms on their backs. The geese are flying through an intense blizzard over the US. The geese are wearing wool hats with pom poms on top. They are not afraid. The text reads: Carbon monoxide safety geese brigade. Ever loud! Every lifesaving! Ever bird! Make sure your carbon monoxide alarms are working. Keep your portable generator outdoors and 20 feet away from your home!
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Rachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me the MTA 🤝 fear of falling tree limbs
thecityreporter.nyc
Falling Tree Limbs Are In the Forecast This Weekend — And Might Delay Your Train, MTA Says
Ahead of the Nor’easter, the subway chief said his “single biggest concern” is wind and trees falling onto open tracks, not torrential flooding.
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Jess/Fawn (they/them) 🍉 @faunandgames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Opening a box that came all the way from Pokemon World Championships this year 👀
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Perfectly Normal Sam @samundomiel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
once upon a time, you could run into any drugstore and get hosiery, in any size, same day, no wait so if you were attending a funeral and had a run in your only remaining pair of hose, it wasn't a fucking problem
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tech execs want us all to be as helpless and incompetent as they are, but they’re leaving out the part where they pay people to tend to their every need—not dipshit robots that constantly drop the ball
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