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Lonesome Cowboy Sam

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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 16h
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'Reading Rainbow' host Mychal Threets shares mental health update: 'I am running out of time'
I Los Angeles Times • 52m
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 21h
Today google turned on even more genAI features for businesses who pay for google suites, which means a lot more things to turn off. It automatically turned on reading all your email and docs for generative AI learning so that probably already happened. Turn it off in your admin panel here:
in admin.google.com the "gemini in workplace" tab is shown, and I have everything turned off, but there are fields for gemini basically reading anything you ever do with google.
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 21h
God bless you
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 22h
I really don't know how you read Lonesome Dove and walk away thinking it's some deeply masculine book
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Palmer Luckey is 34
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Happy Jankel Saturday, may it be filled with Jankel blessings
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Chaz Jankel - Without You 12 extended
YouTube video by gr cec
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tug at their heartstrings and they’ll think you’ve created real art
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I just finished Firewatch and it’s amazing what nerds will think is great storytelling
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, Emo has been completely normal ever since
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I still will say “Oh no, ProMOtheus” on occasion
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The Critic - "L'Artiste est Morte"
YouTube video by RoflRadicalRaddish
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Crazy that they were doing post punk before punk even took off
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know we’re all waiting for It to Happen but I will say from an immigration perspective I actually hope he sticks around for the next two years
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Never saw Pere Ubu on Leno
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Pere Ubu - Oh Catherine - David Letterman
YouTube video by Scott Lukas
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t get what’s so hard for you all to understand but it is incredibly important that the worst people alive have all of the money
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lol, ok you drop the bomb and I am here for any and all follow up
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ll send her an urban dictionary screenshot for 100
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Steve Martin with a speech bubble
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Had a nice birthday weekend! Went to the Brooklyn Botanic Garden and found this in the Brooklyn Walk of Fame
Moe shemp and curly Howard of the three stooges
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Master Joke Knower, Michael Tracey
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The skip button 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A guy just came up and asked if I’ve seen an 85 pound dumbbell anywhere, which I will take as a compliment
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol happy 42nd birthday to me today
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Camberwell Carrot from Withnail and I
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@justinmuschong.bsky.social perfect show
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s probably drunk dad birthday or some other sketch that I’m forgetting. But this is what popped in my head and the number of laughs it has in under a minute is crazy.
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The Kids in the Hall - Thousand Dollars
YouTube video by Paul Bellini
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Time to text my parents to see if I can borrow 20 bucks
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brad Lynch not making videos anymore was such a blow to the quality of VR YouTube content
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You wish bro
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@robbykarol.bsky.social what happened? They seem nice!
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I made a joke once
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shocked so many people are jumping on this train
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is funny that the "it can create anything" computer program they're forcing down our throats is mostly used to produce repellent fliers and posters that all look the same
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You hear this and you know Ryo about to do something crazy
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Footsteps
YouTube video by City Hunter - Topic
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Keith Harris @usefulnoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look, I'm just trying to live my life here in a way that allows me to avoid hearing the music opinions of guys who spend 90% of their lives listening to podcasts.
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hear so many muzak covers of popular songs in restaurants, it’s incredible
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RIP Mighty Sparrow
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Barebells Brownie Batter ones are basically candy bars (complimentary). Many are saying this.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 28/09/2026
Last month, we refurbished 10 tennis courts in Crotona Park — the only public tennis courts in the Bronx with lights for night play. We stopped by recently to see how things were going. Thank you to NYJTL, USTA and Yonex for helping us deliver high-quality public spaces that New Yorkers deserve.
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are cave paintings of that shit
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For my next trick, I will spiral out over the Choosin Texas discourse
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At the Q&A after Godzilla Minus Zero me, with a shit eating grin: So the first one was Minus One, why not Minus Two? Really painted yourself into a corner there. Also, ummmmm, wouldn’t Godzilla Minus Zero just be *Godzilla* *two security guys tackle me, one starts savagely kicking me in the nuts*
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This has been my primary complaint about Christian Bale
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just want you to all know that you did not win the internet for the day and I most certainly did not see what you did there
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh my gosh, I am jealous
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol immediate block
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Amazing how bad he is as the host of that
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At first I thought this ad was directed at law firms looking to cut overhead cause I couldn’t possibly believe that they were advertising to actual prospective clients. Absolutely incredible. Good luck with that.
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Lonesome Cowboy Sam @samuelsaysitall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was looking for an old photo and I found this screenshot from the White House account and it was posted on June 1st, lol
White House Twitter post saying trust in Trump
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