Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i feel like charles leclerc has had a dick in his mouth before… 020
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 15/09/2026over a month and have come to the conclusion i’ll never forgive my company for what they let that mustachiod faggot say to me so there’s this job search ongoing 151
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 15/09/2026getting dressed in the dark representation. oh, slaylene, your power!! 020
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 04/09/2026new ellie goulding…oh caspar jopling you WILL be dealt with…static.klipy.comElijahpetty: You Will Be Dealt WithALT: Elijahpetty: You Will Be Dealt With 150
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 16/08/2026my fave Madonna album and i used to get ruthlessly dragged by oomfs for it 120
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 07/08/2026and with a little stalking have learned he’s a gay 030
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 07/08/2026entered an hr call with 4 hours of sleep, a chest contusion, and unsteady breathing just to find the head of hr is a buff, insanely hot man to my surprise 150
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 06/08/2026this bald man from top chef 13 is so titillating to me 🫦🫦🫦 020
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Well, I woke up at 6:45am so no 😭 if they had emailed me at 10pm I would have! 000
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 29/07/2026southwest e-mailed me at 1:14am to let me know if i switched to a 6am flight today they’d give me $400 voucher 120
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 24/07/2026omg i’ve found the other amy shark fan outside australia 🥲 120
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 03/07/2026kylie and madonna both having legendary album cuts titled ‘fragile’ 010
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 23/06/2026snapchat REALLY wants me to remember that i saw ‘the book of henry’ in theaters on june 16, 2017 020
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 20/06/2026the way i just know cch pounder is gonna die in cape fearstatic.klipy.comMarried To Medicine: Feeling SadALT: Married To Medicine: Feeling Sad 020
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 19/06/2026thirdwheeling with a couple for drinks days after one of them told me they want to break upstatic.klipy.comAshley Tisdale FoodALT: Ashley Tisdale Food 090
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 18/04/2026benjamin voisin full nuditymedia.tenor.coma woman is screaming with her hands in the air in a crowd .ALT: a woman is screaming with her hands in the air in a crowd . 020
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 04/04/2026kim morgan is so important idk how else to hype up this queen 0193
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 30/03/2026the concept of a click clack symphony fills me with rage idk why 020
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 29/03/2026alerting the masses like a corner paperboy in 1904 020
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Rita Ora singing ‘Anywhere’ to the brand new VLE at the Mercedes dealership showcase 141
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 25/03/2026office gay who always talks about his partner said “she” instead of “he”media.tenor.coma woman wearing a necklace and earrings is standing in front of a sign that says ' a ' on itALT: a woman wearing a necklace and earrings is standing in front of a sign that says ' a ' on it 060
Reposted by Samuel HainesFather UrBlaine Grandier @whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Wagner Moura with a slutty little earring on the gay ear. 0232
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 15/03/2026zootopia 2 revealing that zootopia is actually an apartheid statemedia.tenor.coma man in a green tank top is standing in a gym and looking at the camera .ALT: a man in a green tank top is standing in a gym and looking at the camera . 060
Samuel Haines @samuelha.bsky.social · 06/03/2026a film where shailene woodley plays the daughter of karla sofia gascon 030
