SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 16hI’ve been researching this play for years and… he just… walked it in 000
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 19hWe need to CAT scan the ManningForehead™, it’s the crucial anatomy he’s missing to unlock his potential 000
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 20hThis Whole Thing Smacks Of Kroger," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 10th of October into the 10th of Shit 0788
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Sitting here watching an 11am slate multi-view, wondering which geniuses came up with such a great idea. 010
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I am all for this as an ex-St. Louis Rams fan. But he’s made Denver teams either juggernauts or at least competitive in all sports, so not sure why they are booing their owner? (Other than of course the general “billionaire” of it all) 100
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [TV screen gets brighter] [TV screen keeps getting brighter] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by brightness] BUCK: oh god yes. 010
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Man drowns in back yard pool; no life guard on duty per City of Dallas Water & Utilities 000
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m excited for a Patreon Fullcast of building a football team of Pokémon (original 151 only) 110
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s a shame TCU admin refused to continue the rivalry with SMU. Obviously their fans still want it 000
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The common denominator between bad INTs with Craig and Hoover… Sonny Yikes 000
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Derp Tiger” is a 2 star WR who just went 4-72-1 for UT-Chattanooga 000
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Send me to the taquito rollers @ the 7/11. Send me to the beer fridge in the super Target. Send me to the Subway on Ross avenue that still has mello yello on the soda fountain. My body is a temple and corpus delendum est. 030
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026After over a decade of Pittsburgh football, Mike Tomlin is excited to share with you his chaos dwarves battalion set 031
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I would argue the people that make my life what it is are still working just as hard as ever. Grocery store stockers, lawn service at my local park, day care workers, ticket agents at the airport… they’re too busy doing an awesome job to doom scroll like the white collar jobs. Bless em 0340
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Tying a titans game program to your front door handle with a rubber band like they want to offer you a free roof inspection 040
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is very obviously on the QB right? He called a play and both WRs heard the same thing, and then threw another. Otherwise at least one of them would have stayed in to block the screen 000
Reposted by SAMEvan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This has really cracked open something for me. I had been thinking about free speech discourse in terms of hypocrisy, but this illuminates a much more consistent throughline (derogatory). 826859
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@jasonkirk.fyi 100% knew Cal was in the ACC. Yet I thought Clemson was playing a “buy” game on the road at 10pm because I just learned from this week’s @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social that they are aka UC Berkeley?! Is that not a D3 school? 000
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t even mean moving week 1 back. Just stop allowing media broadcasters to schedule 3pm games early in the season. Night games are fine! 11am games are ok! But it was 120° “real feel” on the field @ SMU two weeks ago and several elderly fans had medical events in the stands. 000
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Will it take the worst case outcome for college football to stop playing August and early September games at 3pm in the South? 031
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026And for more about a certain president (not who I expected!) who cared a lot about College Football Amateurism, subscribe today to the Shutdown Fullcast Patreon www.patreon.com/ShutdownFull...patreon.comFULLCAST LORE: Amateurish Amateurism | The Shutdown FullcastThank you as always to our radiant and brave Patreon supporters, for whom the longest episode in Fullcast history is exclusively available. 030
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“Wear the biggest helmet possible to block throw lanes” people are the new “just put a sumo wrestler in goal” fans 091
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I am legitimately terrified of any free kick / set piece from the 89’ onwards against this team 020
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sonny’s second return trip to a newly ACC-minted SMU (2024) more than made up for 2022. TCU got whooped and SMU fans got Sonny so made he became like the 4th coach ever to get ejected. Perfect afternoon. 000
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I just heard @bryancurtis.bsky.social nodding from 5 states away 010
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Bacon and Egg prices rising and falling in diners across the Appalachians as Reacher continues his nomadic journey, fueling a protein and caloric diet that would kill a tiger. 0140
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Honestly I’m probably the one they want to leave so they can drink in peace. 010
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Do you think Lamb and Reacher would be friends? Like if you left them alone at the bar for 5 to hit the loo? 100
SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Less hurdled a guy, and more kicked a guy in the face after jumping way too early and scoring anyways. 000
