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samstudio8.bsky.social

@samstudio8.bsky.social
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professional button pusher for your favourite long read company. i did not write samtools. once made a nice database for a consortium you've never heard of. tat tinkerer, bug hunter, burger flipper. moving files is my passion.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I don't think children should have phones. They should have huge beige desktop computer with "Windows 9x Operating System", "Dedicated 3D accelerator", and "SoundBlaster compatible sound card"
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
i get a dylib error when running wget and my system python interpreter hangs indefinitely, truly thinking different
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a man is carrying a bag in front of a no parking sign
Alt: a man throwing a computer in to a dumpster
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
a 27 thousand line perl script is doing the rounds, i for one am thrilled to see bioinformatics is healing. we are heading back to the good old days
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
web apps that dont support the back button just need to get in the fucking bin
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
immeasurable rage as i once again load my tickets to discover the UI of JIRA has changed irrecoverably. i lament modern software
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Cute OSM moment: hunting for a local "monument" that I could not spot on streetside photography led me to discover a plaque and tree commemorating the town's first cinema in 1911
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
get telegraf'd
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
- gets new sensors - tries to set up new influx bucket - realises they are still on influx 1 - discovers there is now an influx 3 to worry about instead
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
remember when searching the internet worked, that was a cool time
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
"this appears to be a bug in both JDK 17 and JDK 21" is probably the most cursed resolution i have had to write so far this year
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
happy monday may all your jira tickets be well defined
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
a blast from the past: happy birthday to majora, deployed on this day five years ago. on its first day it was populated with metadata for over 3000 covid genomes and kicked off a pipeline to homogenise them into the first cog-uk dataset. genomebiology.biomedcentral.com/articles/10....
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CLIMB-COVID: continuous integration supporting decentralised sequencing for SARS-CoV-2 genomic surveillance - Genome Biology
In response to the ongoing SARS-CoV-2 pandemic in the UK, the COVID-19 Genomics UK (COG-UK) consortium was formed to rapidly sequence SARS-CoV-2 genomes as part of a national-scale genomic surveillanc...
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
does anyone even use the virtual contact file format any more
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
happy nanoversary to me! i had totally forgotten that three years ago today i started my nanopore adventure by testing positive for covid and isolating in my office
photograph of an internal house door with a little window above. Sam can be seen waving through the window. a little breakfast is on a tray outside the door.
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
any sata nerds know if it is expected that a bunch of new sata drives don't report activity indication via pin 11? i've replaced some old drives in my nas and i've lost my blinky lights!
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
today i painfully discovered sff-8087 cables are directional
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
BRING SPLASH SCREENS BACK COWARDS
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
i refuse to believe this was five years ago already
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
i really thought the fax machine was going to be involved in my adult life
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
"Teach our algorithm what you like" welcome to blueksy the machine must feed
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samstudio8.bsky.social @samstudio8.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
salutations felines
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a hello kitty doll is walking down a street with the word real written on it .
ALT: a hello kitty doll is walking down a street with the word real written on it .
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