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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Whatever OpenAI is doing seems extremely reckless and I think human approval gating with SOX like liability for the approver needs to be imposed right now

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

AI will never replace me, because my main role is assuming liability on behalf my employer under the Sarbanes-Oxley framework. I am a sin eater, AI simply could never

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I just got my 3rd DUI. Here’s what it taught me about selling B2B SaaS solutions: The decisions you make early shape where you end up. Enablement > excuses. Accountability scales. Am I proud? No. Am I learning? Always.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Center left American political movement ambivalent about democratic norms, call that illiberal Liberalism.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

If your router is more than a few years old you should buy a TP-Link Archer BE3600 right now. Good home routers basically won't exist in six months, you'll have to buy an enterprise device if you want something that actually works.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Vibe coding middleware for poorly integrated B2B SaaS applications >>>>>

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Phocas coups Maurice➡️➡️➡️A racist game show host conducts major combat operations against the Islamic Republic of Iran

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Cryptos main use case is crime, but you don't actually want your crimebucks to appreciate. Living in a deflationary economy sucks. So this crash is actually good for Bitcoin when you get down to it.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

White people love typing "Get-ADDefaultDomainPasswordPolicy" into the command prompt to gather evidence for a SOX control.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Imagine you're the dipshit alcoholic Secretary of Defense, and you get dunked on by Four Star General and Commander of SOCOM Tony Thomas

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Running won't magically fix all your problems but it will increase how many liters of oxygen per kilogram of body mass per minute your body can utilize.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

What Trump really wants is a Rosgvardiya type security service, but that doesn't exist in America so he's trying to have ICE and CPB fill that role and it's just not working.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Running never gets easier you just get faster.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Easy to judge ICE agents, but they have a dangerous job. They're just trying to get home safe to their families and beat the shit out of them.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Democrats have a path to a bare majority in the Senate against an unpopular incumbent President following a midterm where they lost ground against the incumbent party? They're calling it long 2006.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Hypothesis: Majority of identified data security issues in each SharePoint data store are caused by a single sharing link Experiment: Grab a single sharing link from each sharing store, revoke, and rescan. Prediction: The majority of data security issues will resolve.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

In Landman Billy Bob Thornton gets in a fight with his wife because he had sex with her omelette. These are the Real America problems that coastal elites don't understand.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I don't have a running shoe addiction I'm just practicing Abundance™️

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Wow your republic is collapsing because your elites became unwilling to compromise after vanquishing your greatest geopolitical foe? The pressure of competition was the only thing holding the system together? That's crazy bro.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Won my first race! Great way to close out the year

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

I had a dream that I made a bunch of money trading a Pam Bondi themed cryptocurrency called "Blondi"

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Jeffries is going to be the least powerful Speaker of the House in US history, it's going to be like an honorary title more than anything.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Guy who is a SWIFT Compliance officer googling "How to submit SWIFT KYC Attestation" twenty minutes before the meeting where we're supposed to submit our SWIFT KYC Attestation

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Deep down every millennial believes that alien martial artists could arrive at any moment and the safety of earth will depend on their physical fitness

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

NIMBYism is a legitimate mainstream political view that almost nobody will defend on the merits. Very weird phenomenon.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

For a religion as old as Judiasim it's kind of crazy how recent Hanukkah is. Like it's a real event that went down in 200BCE. It's almost as close to modern times as it is to the founding of Judaism.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

If Mark Kelly becomes president then the Gabby Giffords shooting will go down as the least successful assassination attempt in history

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Guy who becomes dictator for life and then uses his absolute power to fix the calendar and then does nothing else

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

The Greeks and the Persians both understood themselves as having won the Greco-Persian Wars. Just a good clean war where everyone had fun.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Inventing a B2B SaaS solution where the buttons do the same thing every time you click them instead of having a bunch indecipherable context sensitive behaviors.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Inventing a B2B SaaS solution where the buttons do the same thing every time you click them instead of having a bunch indecipherable context sensitive behaviors.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

I reviewed the Thanksgiving Oreo Cookies Collection with special guest reviews from my family! joesjunkfood.substack.com/p/oreos-than...

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Oreos Thanksgiving Cookies

With Guest Reviews from my family.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

When I was a kid bazookas and quicksand were a huge part of my threat model.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Got attacked by two unleashed dogs, and the owner yelled at me for running into the street to escape them because "What if they got hit by a car?"

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Human sacrifice probably worked, useless survival strategies don't typically become that ubiquitous

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

My last job (2017) did instant messaging using Pidgin over an on prem XMPP server when I started. Earlier job used a hacked implementation of AIM that couldn't leave the LAN. Technology used to be so beautiful.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Coastal elites could never understand this, but in real America the senior executives of energy companies all live together in a frat house type situation and attend the funerals of their coworkers estranged parents

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

The most important thing you can do is run a lot. All the time. As much as you can. Speed work, easy run, tempo run, easy run, long run. This schedule will fix you.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Imagine being a medieval peasant and digging up a dinosaur fossil

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

People love to say that everything is worse now, but lightbulbs and running shoes are way better than they used to be.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

RIP to Contoso. Real ones know.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

A lot of your problems could be solved by simply running 50 miles per week.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Markets are usually the best way to distribute stuff as long as you have a fair distribution of money. Big divide on the left is whether this means markets should be rejected, or the distribution of money should be made fairer.

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Nobody at this party knows I replaced dessert with Thanksgiving Flavored Oreos

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Hit a big 5 mile PR today

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Yeah so the event I was talking about is now a major news story

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Joe @joeposting.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

The modal human being serves in the Indian Armed Forces

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