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My inferiority complex is not as big as yours

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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 13h
One of the most important tv shows in the history of tv
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you find your copy at a garage sale and did the seller warn you that the previous owner disappeared mysteriously?
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My heart also goes out to the people in the community around him, SA survivors, who saw that space as a safe space. Probably a lot of people is getting their trauma stirred up by this. That's a lot of people he has hurt by not disclosing the horrendous thing he did.
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg, my first time seeing Dragonite. It's the most friend shaped friend shape 😭
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mad people created a mad world that drives us mad. It's easy to be mad. It's like a drug. For every time you get mad, the next time will come sooner. It demands so much willpower to be kind - especially when you are 100% right to be mad. I think all good people struggle(d) with this.
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My little buddy ❤️
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some minor dislikes. The show is very one note, energy wise. I don't dislike team rocket, but they don't need to be in eeeeevery episode. I don't like the music, the famous intro song is a fine composition but I hate how it's mixed, and the rap at the end of the show just makes me cringe.
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like the shows sense of humor so far, it definitely got some chuckles out of me and I am a miserable little bitch. It probably influenced my entire generation’s sense of humor.
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lavender town and the spooky gang was fun. I love these silly guys.
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Pokemon Haunter
ALT: Pokemon Haunter
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember not getting Pokémon and even looking down on it. Pokémon was baby shit. In school I was both bullied and a bully, at home I just stayed out of my parents way. There wasn't room for this kind of whimsy in my life. I think without those conditions I would have loved it.
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am watching Pokémon for, basically the first time, I might have watched some as a kid but I don’t remember. So far Ash has thrown a rock at a bird, stolen a bike and blown up a hospital, riveting stuff. It isn’t current events or internet drama, my nervous system needs a break from that shit.
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes 👍
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My dad has become an AI zombie, I can't have a conversation with him, without him trying to convince me to like AI. It's similar to loosing someone to dementia, suddenly there is an imposter where a loved one used to be. (My mom has dementia, our history is complicated but it still hurts to see)
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes generative AI produces bad and soulless pictures and music and writing and so on. That is not why I despise it. It's not like you can produce a picture or a song, so good, that it would change my position. AI robs people of their autonomy, it pacifies people, it's a tool of oppression.
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have an idea for making lots of money and not only is it legal, it's extralegal.
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I thought it said “Measles tasting” for a second.
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looks so good I am on a low poly diet. 😆
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He looks so fluffy and his bright yellow eyes are fantastic
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Look, I didn’t like the guy, but it is pretty disrespectful to parade a dead body around like that.
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just add the scooby doo running noise
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The main ingredient in carbonara is carbon
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bee Cum Pen Ice
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you’re rad this a monster will cum tonight send to 5 oriel it will happen to yu!oo! 😭😱⚠️⛔️ 🚨
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How many depictions of carbonara are there in anime?
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
not good or noot god. You MUST choose.
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s a dick suck dick world man
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yoga instructors are just mansplaining the act of breathing
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Penis 😂 ( I write posts, and then I see my posts, and then I see myself trying to be funny, or clever, or wise, or whatever. And then I cringe and delete it. So many words and ideas and self expressions, thrown in the trash. I self-destruct for the sake of protecting myself from embarrassment.)
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My head is full of dumb. I wish it was full of cum.
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Checks if gun is loaded and ready Walks into hair salon “This is a robbery, give me all your haircuts!”
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You have to be VERY careful searching for porn if you have a thing for miners
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I seem to have filled up my Drafts. So I am just gonna dump them here. Sorry.
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I rearranged my entire synth setup. I can now play the entire thing without a computer and the space is much more accessible than it was before. My hand is busted from all the screwing it took, and I could sleep for days. I am so glad I did it though it’s so much more inviting and fun
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🫪 these are some bummer shrooms dude 😵‍💫
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am playing Skyrim for the first time in a couple of years, and I have soooooo many thoughts about it. - It’s quite overwhelming. I see why there are so many (and long) video-essays on YouTube about it. It compels you to yap. There is a lot to yap about.
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Are you building a time traveling machine?
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I imagine that in 2026 we gravitate strongly towards human connection. I am a 100 times more willing to hear someone talk about a game because it made them feel/think profound things. Game design becomes much more fascinating, imo, when it’s about making a meaningful moment work.
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I think it’s strange to hear you ask this because I think you have a really good voice as a writer about videogames
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
No, unfortunately that isn’t allowed. However a legal loophole is to like stuff “ironically” If you ever come under suspicion for liking stuff in an unironic manner, claim that you are being “post ironic” Hope this helps, stay safe.
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Cooking tip: Don't put your fingers in boiling butter. It's NOT a good idea. (I made browned butter and thought i could sample it. I am not a smart person.)
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The vibes in these games are Michelin star quality
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Just wait until we unleash the mega Mamdani
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I remember spending a lot of time just driving and vibing.
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Jack King-Spooner @king-spooner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Five days left to get the huge "support Jack" bundle of works. Includes Steam keys, mad games, TTRPG, sublime music. itch.io/s/188008/jac...
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Thank you for stream.
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
LANDS BETWEEN FUNDRAISER STREAM An Elden Ring NG+ Livestream Benefiting KOI Saturday June 13th, 10AM-10PM Pacific Standard Time Join me and a wide rotation of other creators, artists, and all around cool people to raise money for a good cause, goof around, and celebrate pride month.
A poster for the fundraiser by @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social, depicting the Erdtree, a foggy landscape, and trans flag colors across the sky.A guest list including: Jacob Geller, Darkfry (Cohost), Ela Bambust, Chris Franklin, hbomberguy, Victoria Scott, Harper Jay, Ashley Schofield, CaseyExplosion, Zeitgeist Mistress, Pim's Crypt, Dan Floyd, Vivian Aladren, Liv Smith, Shannon Strucci, The Cursed Judge, Aranock, Professor Bopper, Codex Entry, Questing Refuge, Locke, and Skylar (From KOI)
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I usually see people use unshaded when pixel art is involved, and no hate that can look cool too, but lighting can do so much for atmosphere. It really sells the mood in this shot ❤️
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Sams The Bams @samsthebams.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Ooooh and with the dynamic lighting Beautiful
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