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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Once you navigate your way through the political vitriol, obnoxious fandoms, sports meltdowns, and troubling narcissism, this place is quite nice.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Hey, you. Yes, you. Everything will be fine.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Hocus Pocus" hits me right in the chest with a nostalgia arrow every time I see it. Take me back to the '90s.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There's the sensible PB&J, which features light layers of peanut butter and jelly for clean dining and nutrition. Then there's the fatass one, which features don't-give-a-f*ck heaping helpings of both, which barely can be picked up. I'll let you guess which one I just made.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Over the weekend, I went to Walmart, and when I walked into their garden center area, the Christmas decorations were all on display, and you could even smell the season in the air. On October 4th, 2026, I looked around and almost let out a Yukon Cornelius "WA-HOOOOOOOO!!!"

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I wonder why they called them "Munchkins" and not "Dunkie Donies."

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If there's a second quarantine, I'm not leaving that one. I won't be seen again, and I don't think I'm fully kidding either.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It's so nice taking a day off. By the time you finish your coffee and do one errand, it's the time you'd be finishing work.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think it's cute that you have to take the black lacy panties off of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups before eating them.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sleepy Hollow Halloween (technically, Christmas) village is up and running. Fun fact: One of the figurines had a mishap last year, so it became a headless victim in front of the Horseman. Sometimes, things just work out. 🎃🏇🏻

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

About to go full fatass on the bowl of Halloween candy that I got at Walmart this morning.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"You truly never know when your number will be called...." —Me at the crowded deli counter in the grocery store

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I dominate a grocery-store snack aisle like Kenny Loggins dominated an '80s movie soundtrack.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm attending a 2-year-old's birthday party this afternoon, so maybe I'll get hammered in ordered to be prepared for 6:30. #RepBX

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hey, beautiful. Want to drive our station wagon off of a bridge, die tragically, haunt our old home, and ghostly adopt Winona Ryder?

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I've read books and seen documentaries about the Salem Witch Trials and nary a one has indicated that any of the accused had ever performed a choreographed rendition of "I Put a Spell on You" at a Halloween dance in 1993, so somebody's lying.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Nope. Pack up your sh*t and let's get movin'.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If the dog won't go into the house, or if my kid is in a room talking to an imaginary friend, we're moving.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you come visit, the spider webs up near my front door totally are from an arts & crafts store and were put up by me for a Halloween exterior decoration. ...but also don't fidget with them or remove them, as a real spider erected them and lives there.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I can't believe October is almost over. It's the 2nd already.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Hocus Pocus" is on Freeform and the "Halloween" movies are on AMC. All I'm missing is a bucket of delectable, plastic-wrapped diabeetus.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hey, babe. Want to get a tent, a couples sleeping bag, and a lantern, and go camp in a room at the Marriott?

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Might open a floral shop called "What in Carnation!"

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