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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon.

@sampaguitaii.bsky.social
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A blend of snark and sincerity that makes engaging feel like a friendly roast -one moment you're laughing, the next you're contemplating existential dread. ---also--- 🇨🇦 Never Vote Conservative 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 📎💪

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Douglas Ogg @dougogg.bsky.social · 7h
New cartoon from Michael de Adder. Sorry if my American friends don't get this one, but Michael is a Canadian who occasionally speaks in Canuckish.
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 5h
Was it under a desk?
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 11h
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 7h
“Parti Québécois to form next government” Seriously? What is going on in this world? Is everyone going insane out of the sudden? 😬🤦🏽‍♂️😵‍💫 🔗 Source: www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 7h
Quebec voters looked around the world, saw all the conservative attempts to pull the world apart until it collapses into armageddon said to themselves "cest la ve" and voted to OUI on stupidity. 🤬🤬 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Quebec Conservative Leader Éric Duhaime to win seat in Bellechasse, CBC News projects | CBC News
Éric Duhaime will win the National Assembly seat in the Bellechasse riding, CBC News projects, and the Conservative Party of Quebec leader will now become an MNA for the first time in his political ca...
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 9h
Truth!
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Froggles 🇨🇦 @froggles42.bsky.social · 23h
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 9h
The Skipper was likeable.
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 9h
Ditto
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Patricia Campbell @patriciacampbell.bsky.social · 10h
Hear hear👏👏 ALL OF THIS👇
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 10h
Mike Caruso, Palm Beach County Clerk of Courts, and pedophile said he still intends to win his election for Clerk and Comptroller after being arrested in August for molesting a male relative under the age of 5. He’s been endorsed by the GOP. amp.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
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Palm Beach GOP endorses candidate accused of child sex abuse
“I maintain my innocence and remain a candidate for Clerk of the Circuit Court and Comptroller,” Mike Caruso, facing child sex abuse charges.
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 9h
Sunset over Scugog. (The 'Argghh, its before 7pm, FFS edition.) #sunsets
Sunset over Scugog
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 16h
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 10h
Or the missiles are in the air. The reactions will be the same, except maybe the chearing. And an era will be over.
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 10h
In Ontario, Canada in the 70s, seven of those books were Highschool English course required reading.
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 10h
Hey news media. That is how you do a headline. 👇
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 10h
MAGAts, fuck you, your feelings, and your existence in general. #PedoFuhrer #TrumpIsaNazi
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Mary🌊 @givinggarden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 12h
That must have even some damn good peyote.
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 12h
She gave a shout-out to my favourite team!
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 14h
Didn't think I would have to pull this back out of storage so soon.
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Vautex Elite MSA Hazmat Suit
Alt: Vautex Elite MSA Hazmat Suit
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 16h
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 15h
Good riddance, dont wait, just leave and go back to Russia to your war crime friend. www.cbc.ca/sports/hocke...
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Capitals' Alex Ovechkin, 41, announces NHL retirement after this season | CBC Sports
Alex Ovechkin said Monday his 22nd season in the National Hockey League will be his last, beginning the farewell tour for the longtime Washington Capitals captain who holds the league's career goalsco...
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Woke AF!🌞 @creethepea.bsky.social · 20h
This artist's creativity is on steroids 🤯😍
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 21h
Hey maggots 💥🙄
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 17h
Survey says ... Pedophilia.
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Scott Pilgrim: Sounds Like Someone Wants To Get Funky
ALT: Scott Pilgrim: Sounds Like Someone Wants To Get Funky
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 19h
Picked the wrong lake. www.maptap.gg October 5 100🎯 100🎯 99🔥 100🎯 98🔥 Final score: 992
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 19h
On a rainy day, yes please. Wordle 1,934 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 05/10/2026
The infamous hate group is trying to rebrand itself as the 'Knights Party' in an attempt to grow its base aje.news/r47w3p
The infamous hate group is trying to rebrand itself as the 'Knights Party' in an attempt to grow its base
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Karen Black's Frightening Transformation
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Heather McPherson MP @heathermcpherson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Danielle Smith is using your tax dollars to sell her political agenda. This referendum booklet is propaganda. It blames newcomers for her government’s failures and pushes constitutional changes without telling Albertans the truth. You deserve better than this political garbage paid for by you.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🔥 👏 🔥 👏 🔥
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Never in history has there been a war in which 80% of the country was destroyed, 100% of the population displaced, and 50% of the deaths were children. Let's call it by its name: GENOCIDE. #cdnpoli
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pleasure of taste. 0% vs 100%
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looks like I missed a good one. Got into Deep Valley (1947) starring Ida Lupino and forgot the time. Sunset over Scugog #SUNSETS
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The 'Department of War' isn't a mere rebranding; it's a statement of intent. Same stench, different suit.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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chefmichael @cheftsonton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of these people is telling the truth...
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ArnFinnArneson @arnfinnarnesson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Brian O @proudcanadaveteran.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Dracula 1931 Bat
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
👇🏻
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Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon. @sampaguitaii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All over the place today. www.maptap.gg October 4 98🔥 100🎯 97🔥 99🔥 100🎯 Final score: 989
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh fun! Larry wants us all to play Geoguesser! Rage farming is an all season form of agriculture that apparently… Crosses borders. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
True story🤔...
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Bill Comeau 🇨🇦 @bill-comeau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More on US food safety: Three (red) states have passed legislation to limit lawsuits against companies for failure to warn about health risks. Another six (red) states are proposing similar bills. See the problem? We need to take steps to protect Canadians from pesticide-friendly red state exports.
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Dick Tracy
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