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Michael Samonek

@samonek.bsky.social
1.8K followers 626 following 21K posts

Former screenwriter currently working as an independent living advocate. I am a music enjoyer and post too much about it.

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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Joe should watch more old movies.
The demon seed poster - a movie about a computer having a baby.
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I dig this basic Wrangler western wear shirt but as a laptop class coastal elite it feels like stolen valor
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How CNN covered "garbage-gate." No mention of a gaffe or incoherence here, just credulity.
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This Tony Millionaire panel is the only tattoo I’ve ever seriously considered getting
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even at the worst post Covid grocerypocalypse a gallon of milk never broke $4
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ew
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I beat it. Diesel $9.39 at La Brea and pico (another crap photo!)
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Crap photo but -$8,29 diesel in Northridge - who’s got it beat?
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ron White wouldn’t cut it here on bsky but he’s not a bad guy
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You got it
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know you've seen this but it is true.
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I love that Astronaut got a stamp and Big Thing didn't. Nice is one of the best DD songs post-Notorious and more people should say it.
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll (if you feel like it).
Post rain la sky from my front yard
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey CNN, you turds, why not do a story about the flood of AI generated right wing "influencers" pushing far right messaging through phony "interviews" on Instagram?
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So like any coward I didn't delete IG when I said I would, instead I reset my algo thinking that would get rid of the politcs. QUITE THE OPPOSITE. I am now fed a constant stream of AI generated right wing "baddies" pwning libs in street interviews. This was literally 2 minutes of screen grabs
Nine screengrabs of AI from instagram
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That or Amanda Byrnes
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I love 21st century web design. The weather channel websits offers radar but a huge amout or real estate is covered by this useless timeline box tthat can't be x'ed out or moved. good work, guys.
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ll never have the courage to post selfie but I am proud my triceps cast a shadow without flexing let me have this one thing
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Taylor Hawkins (just joined the band) as the bully in the Breakout video.
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Billboard with Dolly Parton with headline “find the good in everybody”
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This picture is like a clue someone discovers that they are in a slightly altered parallel universe. "Dude, look, in this reality Eddie Van Halen plays a TELECASTER!"
Eddie Van halen playing a telecaster which is a style of guitar he does not usually play.
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fuck it, I'm writing the adam ant biopic.
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A huge part of my interest in "indie" Animation comes from being exposed to weird-ass projects funded by the National Film Board.
The Big Snit (1985)
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
New Hemingway just dropped: Propaganda slop posted yesterday “no views”
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
RIP legend. You never fueled my car but you fuelled so many bad faith "news stories" about my state.
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"I wanna to apologize for referring to you gentlemen as homosexuals. I also want to thank you, fellas. You've taught me a valuable lesson in life. LULA!!!!"
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This was the one next to - sheer color chaos! I think this is my future
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If feels like appropriation for me to wear this Western shirt but I’m not sure from whom
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hats off to this musician running his set off of 3.5” floppys in 2026
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Not even Chevron or close to a rental car return - SFV reg’lar about to crack $6
4.99 regular at 7-11 in van nuts
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Do any costelloheads know if this upcoming rerere-issue of MAIT is the first time he’s released recordings officially crediting “Clover” as his backing band?
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’ve skydived, won thousands in a craps sessions, and kissed my crush but nothing approaches the feeling of pulling one of these fuckers out and getting the whole root structure
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Show em this
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Actually this isn’t fine you dumb cartoon dog
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
WPB’s The Ninth Configuration appreciation post
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I am a large person and any walk on a crowded sidewalk is a endless series of micro calculations and course corrections so I don’t bump into people and literally everyone else on earth just plows straight forward like a fucking Zax. Im tired
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
They say it the temp ends in a 7 when you arrive in Las Vegas it’s good luck
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Now we’re talking
11 songs 30 min
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Buy the dip.
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It’s July goddamn it. Spooky Season Creep is worse than Christmas Creep
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat
The hat from valerian a big swing movie
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Folks were hanging this on the 101 nb. Assuming it will say “no proof of fraud” (they have a pro voting banner) but I’d love to know what the cyber truck chud thought
Activists hang “no proof of fraud” letters on highway overpass.
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I guess two shows on the same day in the same place are "tour dates" now lol
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This guy would be a bsky elder
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Of course he is
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think Idiocracy gets mentioned too often as "our future" because as bleak and absurd as that future is, ours is destined to just be this. This isn't idiocracy, it's somehow worse.
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So I decided against better judgement to go see AC/DC in vegas in a couple weeks (i'm a sucker for any excuse to act like a teenage dirtbag with my friends) and checked TM and entire sections are unsold with seats at $193. What a model. What a business.
Allegiant stadium map with many unsold overpriced ticets
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My bsky brothers in Christ i am in sylmar - it may have Texas vibes but come on
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