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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️

@sammywammy4.bsky.social
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Ohhhh shit I completely forgot this bluesky shit existed. Hi hello hi! Thought I'd let everyone know that I scrappes the story I was working on and started it over. I have a short prologue and two chapters done so far! Should be an AO3 link on my profile if you're curious. :)
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Who daaaares awake the queeeeen from her slumbeeeerrrr. *it's 10 am. Alarms all ignored. Half on the floor tangled in sheets.* Ffffuuuuuuuck.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 29/10/2025
logging on
a drawing of a colorful glam rooster, captioned I'M STUNNING and a little chick saying yeah but you a bitch!
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Looking for October, anyone know where it went?
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Follow my inapiration? Well I'm INSPIRED to be a cranky bitch
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Fucking around: free spirited. Being your best self. Reconnecting with your inner child. Finding out: systemic oppression rooted in class warfare and prejudice. Inherently evil In this essay I will -
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Lea Zengage @leazengage.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
"Until my final breath, I will NEVER understand how January 6th wasn't the last straw for EVERYONE."
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
a straight jacket made for two
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Chasing my antidepressants with a can of beer
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I would eat my veggies, but many veggies are green. As we all know, green is not a creative color. How can I create if I'm full of green?
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
This week I do solemnly swear to do my absolute best to not fuck any pumpkins.
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Proud to announce that I finished writing a fantasy one shot I'm quite fond of, called "Death, Stupidity and Taxes" :)
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
When I'm in charge, the first thing I'm doing is banning leaf blowers
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Tragic news: I have found out that actually, my shit DOES stink
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Gotta make mistakes to learn from mistakes
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Move over sliced bread, there's a new queen bitch in town
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Man, a lot of my childhood friends, peers, and bullies were REALLY jealous of my Neutron Style
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Me repeating "making shitty art does not make me a shitty person" as I write the longest shitpost of my life
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Amanda, Clover Mother 🏳️‍⚧️ @onionbug.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
A light to me in dark places, when all other lights go out are my big tits and fat ass.
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Amanda, Clover Mother 🏳️‍⚧️ @onionbug.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Remember when the jocks used to kick the shit out of the nerds. We could bring that back for incels and fascists.
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Telling myself I'm invincible to manifest a shred of that confidence
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Sorry I missed our wedding, the cat was asleep on my lap.
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Everything I succeed at is to spite the gods that thought they could nerf me
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Ghoulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
How am I supposes to plan for a campaign when I keep daydreaming about the party in kickass action montages
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Played mouthwashing last night. Wow, that character that caused everything sure is an asshole.
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Meet Jason Swift: a long time favorite pathfinder character of mine who also featureas in my story I've been working on. Determined to prove that he's the best thing since sliced bread, he's an asshole with a heart of... well. Maybe silver. Or bronze. Art by the lovely @lazyotona.bsky.social
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
(whispering near overflowing laundry basket) keep absolutely still. its vision is based on movement
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Wagging my tail as I chase an illusion. Even if ai caught it, would I know what to do with it?
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꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
some days i feel too fragile for human interaction
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Nnnngggghhhhhffffbbplbplbplbplbttt
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Laruna Softpaw @larunasoftpaw.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I really have to stop tying my self-worth to how much work I get done in a day. It's a toxic habit I've developed over the years. You know the saying that office workers are productive for about 3 hours per day? That's me but sometimes I get blocked from even that.
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
That's it. Brain have no more gogo juice.
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
installing a security camera in my gift horse's mouth
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I finished chapter three of my silly medieval fantasy story, "A Shitpost Gained Sentience." It should be up on AO3 and Deviantart, links in my about me. :) Bruno gets a quest from a wizard. Priests of Sarrenot (NOT Sarenrae, original god do not steal) stand nearby.
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 27/08/2025
The meme where the face is looking at a bit of media, seeing the "shallow" real message, in this case "the fight for trans rights has been underway for decades and even media from 1985 saw very clearly which was the right side" and the "deep" joke message going over its head is "trans people love hamburgers"
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SilkyTao 🏳️‍⚧️ @silkytao.tgirl.beauty · 15/10/2025
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Thinking of getting back into magic the gathering. How long should I not shower/wear deoderant for first?
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val - V.M. Ayala 🏳️‍🌈 @spacevalkyries.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
tragic: local author tries to generate some short story ideas and comes up with a novel-sized concept, now has a new novel WIP to add to the ever-expanding WIP pile.
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Liking your own posts is self care actually
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Every day I come closer to my tits being too large to boymode at work. When that day comes, it will be glorious.
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In conclusion, Sue Donym is a land of contrasts. @suedonym.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I support an informed consent model for HRT. The doctor should have to make sure you know the risks, like that you might start getting into dogshit music.
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
The feminine urge to scream like a banshee and run into the woods
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Cast it into the fire! Destroy it! ... no... *continues shitposting instead of writing*
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Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Fighting the urge to roll around on the ground at work.
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