Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Ohhhh shit I completely forgot this bluesky shit existed. Hi hello hi! Thought I'd let everyone know that I scrappes the story I was working on and started it over. I have a short prologue and two chapters done so far! Should be an AO3 link on my profile if you're curious. :) 120
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Who daaaares awake the queeeeen from her slumbeeeerrrr. *it's 10 am. Alarms all ignored. Half on the floor tangled in sheets.* Ffffuuuuuuuck. 020
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Looking for October, anyone know where it went? 000
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Follow my inapiration? Well I'm INSPIRED to be a cranky bitch 010
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Fucking around: free spirited. Being your best self. Reconnecting with your inner child. Finding out: systemic oppression rooted in class warfare and prejudice. Inherently evil In this essay I will - 010
Reposted by Samantha 🏳️⚧️Lea Zengage @leazengage.bsky.social · 29/10/2025"Until my final breath, I will NEVER understand how January 6th wasn't the last straw for EVERYONE." 1217846
Reposted by Samantha 🏳️⚧️mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 29/10/2025a straight jacket made for two 46517
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Chasing my antidepressants with a can of beer 010
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I would eat my veggies, but many veggies are green. As we all know, green is not a creative color. How can I create if I'm full of green? 010
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 28/10/2025This week I do solemnly swear to do my absolute best to not fuck any pumpkins. 110
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Proud to announce that I finished writing a fantasy one shot I'm quite fond of, called "Death, Stupidity and Taxes" :) 000
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 23/10/2025When I'm in charge, the first thing I'm doing is banning leaf blowers 000
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Tragic news: I have found out that actually, my shit DOES stink 000
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Move over sliced bread, there's a new queen bitch in town 010
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Man, a lot of my childhood friends, peers, and bullies were REALLY jealous of my Neutron Style 110
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Me repeating "making shitty art does not make me a shitty person" as I write the longest shitpost of my life 010
Reposted by Samantha 🏳️⚧️Amanda, Clover Mother 🏳️⚧️ @onionbug.bsky.social · 16/10/2025A light to me in dark places, when all other lights go out are my big tits and fat ass. 5406
Reposted by Samantha 🏳️⚧️Amanda, Clover Mother 🏳️⚧️ @onionbug.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Remember when the jocks used to kick the shit out of the nerds. We could bring that back for incels and fascists. 1202
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Telling myself I'm invincible to manifest a shred of that confidence 120
Reposted by Samantha 🏳️⚧️Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Sorry I missed our wedding, the cat was asleep on my lap. 927619
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Everything I succeed at is to spite the gods that thought they could nerf me 100
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 16/10/2025How am I supposes to plan for a campaign when I keep daydreaming about the party in kickass action montages 200
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Played mouthwashing last night. Wow, that character that caused everything sure is an asshole. 010
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Meet Jason Swift: a long time favorite pathfinder character of mine who also featureas in my story I've been working on. Determined to prove that he's the best thing since sliced bread, he's an asshole with a heart of... well. Maybe silver. Or bronze. Art by the lovely @lazyotona.bsky.social 141
Reposted by Samantha 🏳️⚧️Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/10/2025(whispering near overflowing laundry basket) keep absolutely still. its vision is based on movement 1622319
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Wagging my tail as I chase an illusion. Even if ai caught it, would I know what to do with it? 110
Reposted by Samantha 🏳️⚧️꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 15/10/2025some days i feel too fragile for human interaction 110029
Reposted by Samantha 🏳️⚧️Laruna Softpaw @larunasoftpaw.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I really have to stop tying my self-worth to how much work I get done in a day. It's a toxic habit I've developed over the years. You know the saying that office workers are productive for about 3 hours per day? That's me but sometimes I get blocked from even that. 231
Reposted by Samantha 🏳️⚧️Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 16/10/2025installing a security camera in my gift horse's mouth 41048
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I finished chapter three of my silly medieval fantasy story, "A Shitpost Gained Sentience." It should be up on AO3 and Deviantart, links in my about me. :) Bruno gets a quest from a wizard. Priests of Sarrenot (NOT Sarenrae, original god do not steal) stand nearby. 010
Reposted by Samantha 🏳️⚧️Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 27/08/2025 4390903972
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Thinking of getting back into magic the gathering. How long should I not shower/wear deoderant for first? 031
Reposted by Samantha 🏳️⚧️val - V.M. Ayala 🏳️🌈 @spacevalkyries.bsky.social · 15/10/2025tragic: local author tries to generate some short story ideas and comes up with a novel-sized concept, now has a new novel WIP to add to the ever-expanding WIP pile. 121345
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Every day I come closer to my tits being too large to boymode at work. When that day comes, it will be glorious. 131
Reposted by Samantha 🏳️⚧️In conclusion, Sue Donym is a land of contrasts. @suedonym.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I support an informed consent model for HRT. The doctor should have to make sure you know the risks, like that you might start getting into dogshit music. 1216919
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 15/10/2025The feminine urge to scream like a banshee and run into the woods 031
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Cast it into the fire! Destroy it! ... no... *continues shitposting instead of writing* 011
Samantha 🏳️⚧️ @sammywammy4.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Fighting the urge to roll around on the ground at work. 010