Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Whatever. At least the movie has men kissing. 000
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 02/05/2025So, Unko's all on my case about "getting cultured" and stuff, so I'm diving into some classic lit. Okay, I'm just chillin' with the movie, but hey, it's all good, right? Why is Dorian Gray the bad guy? Man just wanted to fuck and look hot, you know? Who can't vibe with that? 010
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Then I tracked him down to his university and apologised to him in person. I told him I was being loud and obnoxious because I was roleplaying Sammy Thunder and I thought he was someone roleplaying JD Vance's son. He was cool about it. I'm not American and have no idea if JD Vance even has a son. 020
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 22/04/2025(OOC) Last night I had a dream JD Vance's son started following me on this account, so I sent him a message like "Heeeey!! How are you?" And he just replied with "my granddad died." (In my dream this was massive news) I was so upset that I hurt his feelings that I started crying. 120
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 15/04/2025The moment Sammy breaks free from this joint, man, all I need is a chopper or a boat, or whatever, dude! 000
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Sammy Thunder's gotta bail outta Monte Carlo, like, right freakin' now, man!! 000
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 12/04/2025If Unko comes looking, just let him know that Sammy's totally rockin' his best life, man! 🤘 000
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Dude, that sounds like way too much hassle. Sammy's just gonna stay here, man! 000
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Yo, dude, like, how far is London from Monte Carlo, man? 000
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Dudes, I need a hand here! Sammy Thunder totally messed it up, man. I went to Monte Carlo, not Monte d'Or!! 000
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Whoa. I’m pretty sure that's the same Randall who took me to the Cheesecake Factory that one time. Makes sense why he never hit me up again, man, he's been busy with a little one. Sammy's stoked for him, totally. 000
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Whoa, man. So, like, which Randall is your pops, dude? 000
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Sammy's tired of rocking. Sammy just wants to be loved. 020
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I'd never hurt you, my cherished butler buddy. 000
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I've been thinking long and hard about this, and I think Uncle was right. All of this has just been a phase. I'm ready to start acting more responsible. This means giving up my music career, dressing more appropriately and seeking a respectable job. 120
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Awesome to hear, dude. Anyway, Sammy's gotta bounce, got a mountain of work to tackle, man. 010
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Hey, dude. You bolted outta here like a flash last time, and Sammy's been wondering how you've been, man. 110
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Yo, man, you gotta tune in to Sammy Thunder, he's like, the guru of this stuff. Doing a friend's eyeliner is like, super intimate, man, almost as personal as running your fingers through their hair. It's all about that tight bond and trust, dude. 010
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Sammy Thunder fucked the copyright and it's pregnant too!! 150
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Sammy Thunder X Mummy Pig is Canon let's goooooo 300
Reposted by Sammy ThunderAkihiro Hino (Level6 CEO) @akihirohinoparody.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Every Professor Layton roleplay that has happened in this site so far is now considered canon. Please keep this in mind when New World of Steam comes out! 061
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 11/03/2025UNKO TOOK AWAY MY PHONE BUT HE FORGOT I CAN GET INTERNET ON THE SMART FRIDGE!!!! SAMMY THUNDER WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!! 120
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I would like to formally apologise for the recent inappropriate comments made on this account. The idea that Samuel has fornicated with and impregnated a fictional pig is disgusting and does not represent the Molentary Brand. The matter is being dealt with and Sammy has lost his internet privileges 000
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Dude, I have no clue what a digital footprint even is, but I've totally decided the baby's gonna be called Sammy Pig Jr. 000
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Bummer you can't vibe with the cosmic love Sammy and Mummy Pig are groovin' on. 000
