Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 02/05/2025So, Unko's all on my case about "getting cultured" and stuff, so I'm diving into some classic lit. Okay, I'm just chillin' with the movie, but hey, it's all good, right? Why is Dorian Gray the bad guy? Man just wanted to fuck and look hot, you know? Who can't vibe with that? 010
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 22/04/2025(OOC) Last night I had a dream JD Vance's son started following me on this account, so I sent him a message like "Heeeey!! How are you?" And he just replied with "my granddad died." (In my dream this was massive news) I was so upset that I hurt his feelings that I started crying. 120
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Sammy Thunder's gotta bail outta Monte Carlo, like, right freakin' now, man!! 000
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Dudes, I need a hand here! Sammy Thunder totally messed it up, man. I went to Monte Carlo, not Monte d'Or!! 000
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Sammy's tired of rocking. Sammy just wants to be loved. 020
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I've been thinking long and hard about this, and I think Uncle was right. All of this has just been a phase. I'm ready to start acting more responsible. This means giving up my music career, dressing more appropriately and seeking a respectable job. 120
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Sammy Thunder X Mummy Pig is Canon let's goooooo 300
Reposted by Sammy ThunderAkihiro Hino (Level6 CEO) @akihirohinoparody.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Every Professor Layton roleplay that has happened in this site so far is now considered canon. Please keep this in mind when New World of Steam comes out! 061
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 11/03/2025UNKO TOOK AWAY MY PHONE BUT HE FORGOT I CAN GET INTERNET ON THE SMART FRIDGE!!!! SAMMY THUNDER WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!! 120
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I would like to formally apologise for the recent inappropriate comments made on this account. The idea that Samuel has fornicated with and impregnated a fictional pig is disgusting and does not represent the Molentary Brand. The matter is being dealt with and Sammy has lost his internet privileges 000
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Mummy Pig is pregnant and I'm the baby daddy. 120
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Sammy Thunder has woke up in some weird place, head pounding like a mad drum solo, and my mouth feels like I’ve been chewing on guitar strings. So.. normal day for Sammy. 000
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Sammy Thunder's gotta hit up the dentist soon, man. Betcha they're gonna say I've got some killer pearly whites, but, like, throw me some good vibes anyway, dude! 100
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Sammy Thunder couldn't care less that Shrek got a new look, man. Imma still smash. 020
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Yo, man, Sammy Thunder's just chillin' here, munching on a juicy burger, while all his buddies on this site are dealing with some gnarly, freaky stuff. Like, friends just poofing into thin air, time travel trips, and people coming back all messed up. It's totally wild and trippy, dude. 040
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Sammy got called a "dumb twink" today. Say it isn't true!! 220
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Yo, listen up, dudes and dudettes, just a heads-up—there's this evil Sammy Thunder lurking around here. No clue what his vibe is, but seriously, steer clear of him until we figure out what his trip is all about, alright? Stay chill and stay safe! 030
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Whoa, dude, check this out. Like, I'm totally seeing multiple versions of the same people on this site, man. Like, there's a big Randall and a little Randall. What if there's, like, multiple versions of Sammy Thunder out there? And, dude, what if they're, like, evil or something? 330
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 17/02/2025W̳̿͟͞h̳̿͟͞e̳̿͟͞r̳̿͟͞e̳̿͟͞ a̳̿͟͞r̳̿͟͞e̳̿͟͞ y̳̿͟͞o̳̿͟͞u̳̿͟͞ R̳̿͟͞a̳̿͟͞n̳̿͟͞d̳̿͟͞a̳̿͟͞l̳̿͟͞l̳̿͟͞ 2100
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 17/02/2025BRB, Sammy needs to sort out ass kicking playlist. 130
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Sammy'd totally hang out, man, but... whoa, do you hear that? I think Unko's calling me, dude. Catch you on the flip side! P.S. Don Paolo's giving off some sketchy vibes, bro. 050
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 16/02/2025media.tenor.coma man with sweat running down his faceALT: a man with sweat running down his face 220
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Yo, mental memo: Sammy's gotta chill with the morning weed sessions, man. 130
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Hey there, dudes and dudettes! It's Sammy Thunder, but like, you already know that, right? This is the chill spot to toss me any far-out questions you're too spaced out to ask in person. And, yeah, feel free to send over some groovy doodles, too! sammythunder.straw.pagesammythunder.straw.pagesammythunder's strawpageMade with StrawPage 340
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I'm gonna crash in the VIP Carriage, man. Someone give me a nudge when we roll into Luxenbelle, alright? 130
Sammy Thunder @sammythunder.bsky.social · 12/02/2025You've all been, like, waiting for this moment, and, whoa, now I'm here, man. Let's, like, give a cheer or something. 🔥🔥🔥🔥 863