Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Let Iran “take out” LA and San Diego?? I mean, I haven’t been taken out in a while 184
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026of course! Seattle was dope! Thank you guys for coming! 010
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026ABQ was amazing! thanks for visiting the show! glad you had fun! 000
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Come to my comedy show to debate and you will be the joke 1147
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026No I did not plant Larry David at my show to play the role of MAGA heckler 47 0226
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That time of year where 2 spices available year round make billions 2222
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Did he build it or did someone else lay the foundation? 0139
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Spain! I’m your prize for winning the World Cup. See you next week. 070
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Israel is training AI chatbots to be its friend, because that’s winning 1149
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Iran is telling us more about Charlie Kirk than our FBI 0107
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 18/07/2026hey! thanks for the reco. hoping to be back in Vegas nxt yr 🙏 000
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Netanyahu is such a pussy he can’t even admit he’s dead 3809
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Thank you! The VIP ticket is premium seating in the front so you get the best view 120
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Here’s my hour of standup on the recent Epstein files drop. I did it to help keep me sane. Hopefully it does for you too youtu.be/nbi0xnHOApE?...youtu.beIS EVERYONE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES?? | STAND UP COMEDYYouTube video by Sammy Obeid 73117
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 08/01/2026If someone tries to run you over, and you shoot them to prevent it, that’s self-defense If you kind of but not really almost get hit by a car because you stand near it, harassing a driver with no legal authority, and once out of harms way, you shoot… you’re just a murderer who made your own uniform 0428
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 29/12/2025The United States and Israel are in a toxic relationship 05117
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Tonight! Free new hour for the people (except the parts I blacked out but you can just copy paste those into your browser) 0102
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/12/2025To those saying “Ms Rachel doesn’t deserve it” this isn’t a competition - I have no ill feelings toward her. Honestly couldn’t see the title going to a better person. I’ll work harder ❤️ 0161
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Thanks to everyone reaching out. I need to be alone right now. After years of spreading awareness on the genocide in Gaza and the dehumanization of Palestinian children, I didn’t even make the “Top 10 Antisemites of the Year.” I DM’d the StopAntisemism board who said I “didn’t even make top 100.” 2335
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 22/11/2025And this photo will forever be known as: Mam-Donnie 2467
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Why so hard to believe Trump blew a horse? He wanted to do better in the Gallup polls. 0142
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Epstein was Mo-sad. New investigative stand up special premiers in a few hours. Tune in! youtu.be/KWEadMlmP6k?...youtu.bePROOF THAT EPSTEIN WAS MOSSAD | STAND UP COMEDYYouTube video by Sammy Obeid 193
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Hey! I'm planning to be back in Florida next year. Sign up for my text list and I will send you show info when it's up! Banner at the bottom of the page: sammyko.com 000
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Hey! I'm making plans for next year! Sign up for my email list and I will send you show info when it's up! Go to the bottom of the page: sammyko.com 110
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Yes! I will be back in San Francisco on January 1, 4:40pm at Punchline Comedy Club. Sign up for my text list and I will send you show info! Bottom of the page: sammyko.comsammyko.comTour and Merch InfoSammy Obeid Tour and Merch store | As seen on Netflix, AGT and Conan, catch him on his personal world tour! 010
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Hey! Did you get your tickets? I will be in Stockholm on November 9, 6pm and 8pm at The Laugh House Stockholm. If you sign up for my email list I will send you the link to the show. Go to the bottom of the page at: sammyko.com/pages/about-us.sammyko.comAbout Sammy ObeidLebanese-Palestinian-Syrian-Italian-American, born in Oakland, California, Sammy Obeid is best known for his 1,001 day streak of consecutive comedy performances 100
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Maybe America would realize there's a genocide happening in Gaza if we put the video evidence in a Coldplay kiss cam 16911
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 08/07/2025The country that closed the Epstein case early and let Diddy off with a bad boy warning wants to teach Iran a little something about women’s rights 213430
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Here’s my stand up tour schedule through the end of 2025. Come see me now before I inevitably turn into a podcaster 4271
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Muslim values are incompatible with America, because America doesn't believe in values 0261
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 18/06/2025War with Iran is NOT something to joke about. Khamenei days will this go on for? 0133
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Space-X is actually the keys they are frantically typing right now to remove every appearance of Trump’s name from the Epstein files 0152
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025A lot of people don’t know that Jeffrey Epstein was clinically depressed. You could say he was Mo-ssad :( 0231