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Sammy Obeid

@sammyobeid.bsky.social
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Math-comic, former teacher. Dallas 10/12&14, Maui 10/18, Honolulu 10/19, Tokyo 10/23, Seoul 10/25, Hongkong 10/27, Bangkok 10/31, Kuala Lumpur 11/1 and more! 🔗www.sammyko.com

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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let Iran “take out” LA and San Diego?? I mean, I haven’t been taken out in a while
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think we might be losing the war in Iran…
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
coool! see you soon
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
of course! Seattle was dope! Thank you guys for coming!
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ABQ was amazing! thanks for visiting the show! glad you had fun!
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Come to my comedy show to debate and you will be the joke
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FlyDubai or Don’t Buy it?
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No I did not plant Larry David at my show to play the role of MAGA heckler 47
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That time of year where 2 spices available year round make billions
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Sheeran War keeps escalating
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
His lucky numbers were 9 and 11
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Athens, I’m here! See you tomorrow!
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Did he build it or did someone else lay the foundation?
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Didn’t even have to waterboard me
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We got the best Bens. They got the worst.
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spain! I’m your prize for winning the World Cup. See you next week.
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not Indian but I am pun-jabby
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Italy, see you this weekend!
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
welcome aboard. more chaos coming soon
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Israel is training AI chatbots to be its friend, because that’s winning
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Iran is telling us more about Charlie Kirk than our FBI
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
hey! thanks for the reco. hoping to be back in Vegas nxt yr 🙏
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
SoCal see you this weekend!
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Chicago see you tomorrow!
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Netanyahu is such a pussy he can’t even admit he’s dead
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Oakland, see you tomorrow!
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Thank you! The VIP ticket is premium seating in the front so you get the best view
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Here’s my hour of standup on the recent Epstein files drop. I did it to help keep me sane. Hopefully it does for you too youtu.be/nbi0xnHOApE?...
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IS EVERYONE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES?? | STAND UP COMEDY
YouTube video by Sammy Obeid
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
If someone tries to run you over, and you shoot them to prevent it, that’s self-defense If you kind of but not really almost get hit by a car because you stand near it, harassing a driver with no legal authority, and once out of harms way, you shoot… you’re just a murderer who made your own uniform
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The United States and Israel are in a toxic relationship
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Tonight! Free new hour for the people (except the parts I blacked out but you can just copy paste those into your browser)
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
To those saying “Ms Rachel doesn’t deserve it” this isn’t a competition - I have no ill feelings toward her. Honestly couldn’t see the title going to a better person. I’ll work harder ❤️
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Thanks to everyone reaching out. I need to be alone right now. After years of spreading awareness on the genocide in Gaza and the dehumanization of Palestinian children, I didn’t even make the “Top 10 Antisemites of the Year.” I DM’d the StopAntisemism board who said I “didn’t even make top 100.”
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
And this photo will forever be known as: Mam-Donnie
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Figured out who Bubba is. It will blow your…
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Why so hard to believe Trump blew a horse? He wanted to do better in the Gallup polls.
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Not the jobs report we were expecting
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Epstein was Mo-sad. New investigative stand up special premiers in a few hours. Tune in! youtu.be/KWEadMlmP6k?...
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PROOF THAT EPSTEIN WAS MOSSAD | STAND UP COMEDY
YouTube video by Sammy Obeid
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Hey! I'm planning to be back in Florida next year. Sign up for my text list and I will send you show info when it's up! Banner at the bottom of the page: sammyko.com
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Hey! I'm making plans for next year! Sign up for my email list and I will send you show info when it's up! Go to the bottom of the page: sammyko.com
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Yes! I will be back in San Francisco on January 1, 4:40pm at Punchline Comedy Club. Sign up for my text list and I will send you show info! Bottom of the page: sammyko.com
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Tour and Merch Info
Sammy Obeid Tour and Merch store | As seen on Netflix, AGT and Conan, catch him on his personal world tour!
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Hey! Did you get your tickets? I will be in Stockholm on November 9, 6pm and 8pm at The Laugh House Stockholm. If you sign up for my email list I will send you the link to the show. Go to the bottom of the page at: sammyko.com/pages/about-us.
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About Sammy Obeid
Lebanese-Palestinian-Syrian-Italian-American, born in Oakland, California, Sammy Obeid is best known for his 1,001 day streak of consecutive comedy performances
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Maybe America would realize there's a genocide happening in Gaza if we put the video evidence in a Coldplay kiss cam
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The country that closed the Epstein case early and let Diddy off with a bad boy warning wants to teach Iran a little something about women’s rights
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Deport them.
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Here’s my stand up tour schedule through the end of 2025. Come see me now before I inevitably turn into a podcaster
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Muslim values are incompatible with America, because America doesn't believe in values
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
War with Iran is NOT something to joke about. Khamenei days will this go on for?
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Space-X is actually the keys they are frantically typing right now to remove every appearance of Trump’s name from the Epstein files
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
A lot of people don’t know that Jeffrey Epstein was clinically depressed. You could say he was Mo-ssad :(
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