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Sammy Obeid

@sammyobeid.bsky.social
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Math-comic, former teacher. Seattle 10/2, Portland OR 10/3, Denver 10/4, Albuquerque 10/5, Phoenix 10/7, Dallas 10/12&14, Maui 10/18 and more! 🔗www.sammyko.com

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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No I did not plant Larry David at my show to play the role of MAGA heckler 47
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That time of year where 2 spices available year round make billions
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Sheeran War keeps escalating
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
His lucky numbers were 9 and 11
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Athens, I’m here! See you tomorrow!
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Did he build it or did someone else lay the foundation?
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Didn’t even have to waterboard me
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We got the best Bens. They got the worst.
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spain! I’m your prize for winning the World Cup. See you next week.
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not Indian but I am pun-jabby
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Italy, see you this weekend!
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Israel is training AI chatbots to be its friend, because that’s winning
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Iran is telling us more about Charlie Kirk than our FBI
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
SoCal see you this weekend!
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Chicago see you tomorrow!
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Netanyahu is such a pussy he can’t even admit he’s dead
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Oakland, see you tomorrow!
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Here’s my hour of standup on the recent Epstein files drop. I did it to help keep me sane. Hopefully it does for you too youtu.be/nbi0xnHOApE?...
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IS EVERYONE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES?? | STAND UP COMEDY
YouTube video by Sammy Obeid
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
If someone tries to run you over, and you shoot them to prevent it, that’s self-defense If you kind of but not really almost get hit by a car because you stand near it, harassing a driver with no legal authority, and once out of harms way, you shoot… you’re just a murderer who made your own uniform
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The United States and Israel are in a toxic relationship
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Tonight! Free new hour for the people (except the parts I blacked out but you can just copy paste those into your browser)
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Thanks to everyone reaching out. I need to be alone right now. After years of spreading awareness on the genocide in Gaza and the dehumanization of Palestinian children, I didn’t even make the “Top 10 Antisemites of the Year.” I DM’d the StopAntisemism board who said I “didn’t even make top 100.”
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
And this photo will forever be known as: Mam-Donnie
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Figured out who Bubba is. It will blow your…
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Why so hard to believe Trump blew a horse? He wanted to do better in the Gallup polls.
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Not the jobs report we were expecting
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Epstein was Mo-sad. New investigative stand up special premiers in a few hours. Tune in! youtu.be/KWEadMlmP6k?...
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PROOF THAT EPSTEIN WAS MOSSAD | STAND UP COMEDY
YouTube video by Sammy Obeid
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Maybe America would realize there's a genocide happening in Gaza if we put the video evidence in a Coldplay kiss cam
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The country that closed the Epstein case early and let Diddy off with a bad boy warning wants to teach Iran a little something about women’s rights
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Deport them.
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Here’s my stand up tour schedule through the end of 2025. Come see me now before I inevitably turn into a podcaster
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Muslim values are incompatible with America, because America doesn't believe in values
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
War with Iran is NOT something to joke about. Khamenei days will this go on for?
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Space-X is actually the keys they are frantically typing right now to remove every appearance of Trump’s name from the Epstein files
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
A lot of people don’t know that Jeffrey Epstein was clinically depressed. You could say he was Mo-ssad :(
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
No man is an island. Unless it’s Epstein’s island- lots of men will be remembered for being there
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
We don’t have all the facts about Epstein’s life and death. But we know for sure there’s people in our government who considered him a good hang.
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The Trump-Elon feud is a nice distraction from what’s about to happen with the Freedom Flotilla heading to Gaza. But if one of these guys ends up exposing Epstein’s ties to Israel, they will also be a persona non Greta
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Millions of dollars, thousands of hours, and herds of government employees couldn’t expose the Epstein case. All it takes is one socially awkward guy on ketamine…
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Trump being in the Epstein files is not surprising. Trump reading the Epstein files is.
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Toronto Montreal and Ottawa this weekend!
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Done until then
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
This is my family in Gaza. I talk with my lil bro everyday and sometimes I don’t have words. How do they do it? I don’t know anyone in America who could live this way for more than 5 days without a mental breakdown. Their strength & resilience is unimaginable. Here’s his message to the world
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
My family is Arab & Texan. Don’t frack with us
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Florida, I only visit once a year, let’s make it count (Counting is when you use your fingers and say numbers). Let your folks know!
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If you want a break from American politics and wanna laugh at somebody else’s problems, this was cathartic youtu.be/jI4GbYurzfs?...
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COMEDIAN DESTROYS FRENCH POLITICS
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Saying “Free Palestine” is no longer a political statement. It’s a sign of mental health.
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
“Green Day shouldn’t make political statements” -American Idiot
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Last stops before heading back home and being rerouted to El Salvador
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Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
“But what about LGBTQ and women’s rights in the Muslim world?” My response:
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