Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026No I did not plant Larry David at my show to play the role of MAGA heckler 47 0184
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That time of year where 2 spices available year round make billions 2211
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Did he build it or did someone else lay the foundation? 0128
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Spain! I’m your prize for winning the World Cup. See you next week. 070
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Israel is training AI chatbots to be its friend, because that’s winning 1128
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Iran is telling us more about Charlie Kirk than our FBI 094
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Netanyahu is such a pussy he can’t even admit he’s dead 3809
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Here’s my hour of standup on the recent Epstein files drop. I did it to help keep me sane. Hopefully it does for you too youtu.be/nbi0xnHOApE?...youtu.beIS EVERYONE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES?? | STAND UP COMEDYYouTube video by Sammy Obeid 73117
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 08/01/2026If someone tries to run you over, and you shoot them to prevent it, that’s self-defense If you kind of but not really almost get hit by a car because you stand near it, harassing a driver with no legal authority, and once out of harms way, you shoot… you’re just a murderer who made your own uniform 0428
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 29/12/2025The United States and Israel are in a toxic relationship 05117
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Tonight! Free new hour for the people (except the parts I blacked out but you can just copy paste those into your browser) 0102
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Thanks to everyone reaching out. I need to be alone right now. After years of spreading awareness on the genocide in Gaza and the dehumanization of Palestinian children, I didn’t even make the “Top 10 Antisemites of the Year.” I DM’d the StopAntisemism board who said I “didn’t even make top 100.” 2335
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 22/11/2025And this photo will forever be known as: Mam-Donnie 2467
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Why so hard to believe Trump blew a horse? He wanted to do better in the Gallup polls. 0142
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Epstein was Mo-sad. New investigative stand up special premiers in a few hours. Tune in! youtu.be/KWEadMlmP6k?...youtu.bePROOF THAT EPSTEIN WAS MOSSAD | STAND UP COMEDYYouTube video by Sammy Obeid 193
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Maybe America would realize there's a genocide happening in Gaza if we put the video evidence in a Coldplay kiss cam 16911
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 08/07/2025The country that closed the Epstein case early and let Diddy off with a bad boy warning wants to teach Iran a little something about women’s rights 213430
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Here’s my stand up tour schedule through the end of 2025. Come see me now before I inevitably turn into a podcaster 4271
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Muslim values are incompatible with America, because America doesn't believe in values 0261
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 18/06/2025War with Iran is NOT something to joke about. Khamenei days will this go on for? 0133
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Space-X is actually the keys they are frantically typing right now to remove every appearance of Trump’s name from the Epstein files 0152
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025A lot of people don’t know that Jeffrey Epstein was clinically depressed. You could say he was Mo-ssad :( 0231
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025No man is an island. Unless it’s Epstein’s island- lots of men will be remembered for being there 0101
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025We don’t have all the facts about Epstein’s life and death. But we know for sure there’s people in our government who considered him a good hang. 0111
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025The Trump-Elon feud is a nice distraction from what’s about to happen with the Freedom Flotilla heading to Gaza. But if one of these guys ends up exposing Epstein’s ties to Israel, they will also be a persona non Greta 191
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Millions of dollars, thousands of hours, and herds of government employees couldn’t expose the Epstein case. All it takes is one socially awkward guy on ketamine… 0121
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Trump being in the Epstein files is not surprising. Trump reading the Epstein files is. 0140
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 17/05/2025This is my family in Gaza. I talk with my lil bro everyday and sometimes I don’t have words. How do they do it? I don’t know anyone in America who could live this way for more than 5 days without a mental breakdown. Their strength & resilience is unimaginable. Here’s his message to the world 2278
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Florida, I only visit once a year, let’s make it count (Counting is when you use your fingers and say numbers). Let your folks know! 161
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 03/05/2025If you want a break from American politics and wanna laugh at somebody else’s problems, this was cathartic youtu.be/jI4GbYurzfs?...youtu.beCOMEDIAN DESTROYS FRENCH POLITICSYouTube video by Sammy Obeid 0347
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Saying “Free Palestine” is no longer a political statement. It’s a sign of mental health. 46713
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 23/04/2025“Green Day shouldn’t make political statements” -American Idiot 0182
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Last stops before heading back home and being rerouted to El Salvador 2123
Sammy Obeid @sammyobeid.bsky.social · 18/04/2025“But what about LGBTQ and women’s rights in the Muslim world?” My response: 1319630