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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all the trans people I do not particularly fuck with!!!! I hope you assholes have a nice day too!

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

I can always find a parking spot at the Silverlake Trader Joes because I approach it with a pure heart and love for my fellow man

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Transness is a threat to the dominant culture (positive)

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Tbh Ru Paul should’ve let Jewels shoot Arrietty with a gun for stealing her jokes

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

If tenderqueers decided to use their powers for good the left would be unstoppable

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

If we should ban anything it should be saying “Im just a little guy” if you’re over thirty

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Took a muscle relaxer and I stg the writing on High Potential makes more sense now. Love this television program!!!

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Hello to my gorgeous new followers. Join my email list if you want to know when I’ll be doing stand up in your town: bit.ly/3CunHg8

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

I learned Sunday night that Boston hates Maine which is totally fine but idk if there’s any place they do not hate???

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Ciabatta is almost never the correct bread for a given sandwich

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Valentines day but for posting the person you’re “taking things slow with”

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Im making Adam’s fans are turn on him…. All according to SCHEDULE

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I will eat your steaks with my hands!!!! (i am opening for Adam to be clear)

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

She’s kinda like if Bowser slayed

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

If nonbinary people don’t exist who will get your mullet haircuts, Donald Trump?

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

They should invent a bisexual woman with a boyfriend but Im the boyfriend

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Being trans sucks bc sometimes you find yourself googling “where to buy a suit for a guy like me” and that’s humiliating

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Hello to my gorgeous new followers. Join my email list if you want to know when I’ll be doing stand up in your town: bit.ly/3CunHg8

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Ive never been closer to starting a substack

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 29/01/2025

Well, they haven't fixed their hearts, so

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Guy (me) who is rooting for The Eagles cuz he likes saying “Go Birds”

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

The time for validity discourse in the queer community is over. That was a LUXURY. Some of u gotta learn some grit real fast. Im not joking, even a little.

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

It’s just the greatest feeling in the world to tell jokes about being trans in front of trans people 💕

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Obsessed with opening for a Sell Out™️ 👼

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Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

somebody called this site "full of hall monitors" yesterday and i can't stop thinking about it D: we need to fix that, we need shit posts, we need stupid fights, we need people acting insane

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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 19/01/2025

This is Apple Intelligence's most dangerous error yet. This "AI" summary represented @sammymowrey.bsky.social as horny. In reality, Sammy was NOT horny. AI misinformation is poisoning our society and must be regulated by the gvmt

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

People say we’re alike, They say we've got the same hair

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

RIP David Lynch if anyone hot needs a shoulder to cry on Im here

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

My dad put me and my uncle in a groupchat so they could brag to me about my cousin meeting Biden. And, the other day I had to explain that the Improv is a chain of comedy clubs to them. I’m featuring all weekend in Dallas at the Addison Improv for @adamconover.net www.adamconover.net/tourdates/

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Adam Conover Tour Dates - Adam Conover: Official Site. Tour dates, Podcasts, Blog

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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 07/01/2025

DALLAS! I'll be performing a brand new hour of standup at the Addison Improv theater January 10th, 11th, and 12th! Get tickets at adamconover.net/tourdates!

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

They need to invent a dating app for single people so I can get on the ground floor of creating the most toxic bisexual polycule in history

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Joseph Fasano @josephfasano.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

for you, for 2025

Sudden Hymn in Winter

What if, after years
of trial,
a love should come
and lay a hand upon you
and say,
this late,
your life is not a crime

—Fasano

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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I Think You Should Leave remains a comfort show. Tim Robinson is so good at being on the verge of tears for the stupidest shit.

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

As someone who hates being called handsome I rly felt it when Chappell Roan said “who can blame a girl? Call me hot, not pretty.”

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

The sort of premise of gay men is that they all think they can sing

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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Look at what was taken in “sweeps” of homeless encampments. projects.propublica.org/impact-of-ho...

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I just rewatched When Harry Met Sally and I couldn’t help but wonder, what’s the queer version of “men and women can’t be friends”?

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Sammy Mowrey @sammymowrey.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Every week I watch Sex Lives of College Girls and every week I wish they would k*ll Kimberly off

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