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Sammy

@sammydpup.critter.cafe
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Hiya! I'm a 36 year old corgi/fox mix from Baltimore named Sammy. My main interests are movies, video games, books and art. I'm here to escape the doom and gloom that has consumed so many other platforms and to maybe even make a few friends!

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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 10/04/2026
Mood 😔
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RaccoonDrew @raccoondrewchett.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Neighbors. ^^
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 25/03/2026
The shape, the tank top, the cup of coffee, the grumbles having to bend over to pick something up... I relate to this SOOOO much it's like looking into a mirror lol. Love his so much, great work!!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 12/03/2026
Client hack, want ALL TUMMIES
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 30/01/2026
Well I'm wet
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 15/12/2025
Wow!!! I'm so stoked to see a polar bear in your style, they're perfect!!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 13/09/2025
This shape is just absolute perfection and what I strive for! Amazing work
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 05/09/2025
Good movie, can't wait to never watch it again
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 16/08/2025
Jus gimme a million of dem cheesy potatoes
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 11/08/2025
I'm seein' double, here! Four Krusties!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 06/08/2025
Huh? This isn't at all what I ordered. What no, not commotion... I said CUM OCEAN!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 05/08/2025
What? I didn't keymash! That was my tummy smooshing on the keys smh
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 01/08/2025
Hehehe sorry Jimmy
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 01/08/2025
I watch this at least once a month
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 01/08/2025
RIP Mitch
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 22/07/2025
Sometimes I don't know if I'm ace or if I've just been anxiety medicated into a libido-less orb dog I also don't know if that makes a different in my ace-ness ...oh well, I'll just eat a sandwich about it an get back to Elden Ring
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 15/07/2025
Man I'll never get passed the missed opportunity Square had by not making a standalone blitzball game
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 14/07/2025
Ya know what, go head mosquitoes u can have some. Dinners on me
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 10/07/2025
Then you get 1.5* the pleasure! Or .5 depending on the day
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 10/07/2025
Someone appraising my message in Elden Ring gives me so much more pleasure than social media ever could
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 10/07/2025
If you like pie more than cake, I just dunno if I can trust you
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Kybs 💤 @kibblesyourbits.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
No better way to pass the time than with a good book and a big drink 📖🥤 Completed piece for @sammydpup.critter.cafe !!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 30/06/2025
You ever have a dream that you slept great but, you actually didn't sleep well in the "real" world? Cuz man, I have this recurring dream where I am just sleeping it UP and it's so cozy comfy feel good. But, this dream seems to often occur on night I DON'T sleep well!!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 29/06/2025
I really like the "sparkle" effects you did for this, it looks otherworldly like I got sucked into a video game
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 27/06/2025
Had a dream I fell into a blender and then got poured into a jar labeled "me-nut butter"
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 24/06/2025
No that doesn't sound right, I think I just ate a bad burger
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 24/06/2025
You ever have this anxiety feeling where you're dreading all the things you need to do tomorrow but, you actually don't even have things to do? Like I have work but, no other appointments or anything. Despite that I feel the unmistakable fluttery, heavy feeling of stress in my tummy!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 17/06/2025
Glad to hear you're taking care of yourself! I was a little worried for you with all you've had to deal with. I'm really happy to hear you're taking the time to feel better
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 13/06/2025
One of my favorite "Fat Hacks" is buying one bag of cheesey pretzel and one bag of spicy pretzel then mixing them together!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 12/06/2025
Without downloading any new pictures where are you mentally
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 12/06/2025
I cut it down to 15 cuz I'm a gentleman
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 12/06/2025
Cabbage is amazing! I think I'd have to go with broccoli rabe. I can eat it hot, cold, on its own, in a sandwich, in a salad, anything anytime!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 10/06/2025
My favorite part of grocery shopping is breaking down a rotisserie chicken and nibbling on it with my dog Louis. Another successful hunt for the pack!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 06/06/2025
Sometimes I just step back for a moment, like on the porch with my morning coffee and think "I finished highschool, and I'll never have to go back again". Even though I'm 36 years old now, I still get this feeling of relief laden satisfaction that hits so hard. It's OVER
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 04/06/2025
A cultured choice
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 04/06/2025
Meatball n spaghet or meatball Parm
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 04/06/2025
Even your QUEUE is fat! Such dedication,,
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 31/05/2025
That's such a dog thing to do. I've had to do the heimlich on my dog only once so far and I hope it stays once!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 30/05/2025
I've gotten to the age where I'm looking at suspenders with not inconsiderable interest
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 28/05/2025
No, a sandwich. I dunno why we call them the same thing lol
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 28/05/2025
I watched my wife play through and beat this game and it's really stuck with me even more than I anticipated. There's really memorable characters and it's such a unique art style, I would highly recommend it to anyone!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 28/05/2025
What are your top 5 fav foods? I think mine would be... 1. French fries 2. Burgers 3. Pizza 4. Bagels 5. Italian cold cut
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 27/05/2025
My wife just asked me if I was hibernating for some reason I dunno what this means but, I immediately responded with "no, I'm VIBErnating" It felt right
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 26/05/2025
Let's GOOOOOOO!!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 26/05/2025
There's something so cathartic about eating a lot of pasta that I don't get from any other kinda food
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 26/05/2025
TWO foxes getting fatter! (Though, I'm half corgi so 1.5 foxes technically)
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 23/05/2025
Every time I have a sloppy Joe I mourn the burger it could've been If u hav those ingredients y would u ever not make the burger instead
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 23/05/2025
The way this was shaded and lit makes me feel like I got a big ol' TV spotlight on me and it has me all shy hehe Also, green is my favorite color so that plush doggy bed lookin background adds so much for me
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Kybs 💤 @kibblesyourbits.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
A very good and soft boy 💗✨ Completed piece for @sammydpup.critter.cafe !!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 23/05/2025
You never ever disappoint tysm!!!
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