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Sammy

@sammydpup.critter.cafe
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Hiya! I'm a 36 year old corgi/fox mix from Baltimore named Sammy. My main interests are movies, video games, books and art. I'm here to escape the doom and gloom that has consumed so many other platforms and to maybe even make a few friends!

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RaccoonDrew @raccoondrewchett.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Neighbors. ^^
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 11/08/2025
I'm seein' double, here! Four Krusties!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 06/08/2025
Huh? This isn't at all what I ordered. What no, not commotion... I said CUM OCEAN!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 05/08/2025
What? I didn't keymash! That was my tummy smooshing on the keys smh
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 22/07/2025
Sometimes I don't know if I'm ace or if I've just been anxiety medicated into a libido-less orb dog I also don't know if that makes a different in my ace-ness ...oh well, I'll just eat a sandwich about it an get back to Elden Ring
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 15/07/2025
Man I'll never get passed the missed opportunity Square had by not making a standalone blitzball game
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 14/07/2025
Ya know what, go head mosquitoes u can have some. Dinners on me
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 10/07/2025
Someone appraising my message in Elden Ring gives me so much more pleasure than social media ever could
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 10/07/2025
If you like pie more than cake, I just dunno if I can trust you
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Kybs 💤 @kibblesyourbits.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
No better way to pass the time than with a good book and a big drink 📖🥤 Completed piece for @sammydpup.critter.cafe !!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 30/06/2025
You ever have a dream that you slept great but, you actually didn't sleep well in the "real" world? Cuz man, I have this recurring dream where I am just sleeping it UP and it's so cozy comfy feel good. But, this dream seems to often occur on night I DON'T sleep well!!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 27/06/2025
Had a dream I fell into a blender and then got poured into a jar labeled "me-nut butter"
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 24/06/2025
You ever have this anxiety feeling where you're dreading all the things you need to do tomorrow but, you actually don't even have things to do? Like I have work but, no other appointments or anything. Despite that I feel the unmistakable fluttery, heavy feeling of stress in my tummy!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 13/06/2025
One of my favorite "Fat Hacks" is buying one bag of cheesey pretzel and one bag of spicy pretzel then mixing them together!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 12/06/2025
Without downloading any new pictures where are you mentally
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 10/06/2025
My favorite part of grocery shopping is breaking down a rotisserie chicken and nibbling on it with my dog Louis. Another successful hunt for the pack!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 06/06/2025
Sometimes I just step back for a moment, like on the porch with my morning coffee and think "I finished highschool, and I'll never have to go back again". Even though I'm 36 years old now, I still get this feeling of relief laden satisfaction that hits so hard. It's OVER
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 04/06/2025
Meatball n spaghet or meatball Parm
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 30/05/2025
I've gotten to the age where I'm looking at suspenders with not inconsiderable interest
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 28/05/2025
What are your top 5 fav foods? I think mine would be... 1. French fries 2. Burgers 3. Pizza 4. Bagels 5. Italian cold cut
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 27/05/2025
My wife just asked me if I was hibernating for some reason I dunno what this means but, I immediately responded with "no, I'm VIBErnating" It felt right
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 26/05/2025
There's something so cathartic about eating a lot of pasta that I don't get from any other kinda food
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 23/05/2025
Every time I have a sloppy Joe I mourn the burger it could've been If u hav those ingredients y would u ever not make the burger instead
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Kybs 💤 @kibblesyourbits.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
A very good and soft boy 💗✨ Completed piece for @sammydpup.critter.cafe !!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 20/05/2025
I love the magic calories your brain can sneak in when it comes to diet "healthy" food Meaning like... "I had coffee without cream or sugar so it's ok if I have a second donut" So you end up having even more calories than you would have if you'd just done the cream and sugar in the coffee!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 20/05/2025
I actually don't want that American cheese fully melted on my burger patty I like when it's kinda in-between so it still have some bite an texture ya know
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 17/05/2025
I've never had a day too hard for spaghetti to solve
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 16/05/2025
I wan a game where u get to use big ol hammers besides the souls games (already playeded dem) I jus love to SMISH enemies into pancake
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 10/05/2025
Alcohol is like lemme poison myself a teensy bit
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 02/05/2025
i lov Inspekta
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 18/04/2025
I love history so much but, it can be overwhelming. The sheer amount of time and just THINGS that have happened is hard to fathom at times.
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 17/04/2025
Sometimes when I'm out walking in the park for example, I'll see a big leaf and just want to munch the heck out of it. I blame the land before time movies but man dem leaves look so MEATY N TENDER
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 17/04/2025
Craving buttered pasta with Parmesan so bad RN
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 16/04/2025
I struggle to find anyone who enjoys discussing food as much as I do
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 16/04/2025
I feel like I've been on a lifelong search for the optimal pizza topping combination Sometimes it takes me an hour to order a pizza because I'm like a mad scientist trying to perfect a formula N e wayz Plz lemme know your favs combos, I love to try unique stuff especially!
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 14/04/2025
I wish I felt more social like I used to be when I was younger
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 01/04/2025
You ever want to make friends but like, without the talking to other people part?
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 29/03/2025
Gravy is a beverage
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 26/03/2025
Mearball,,
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 13/03/2025
Ya that's pretty much how it is ya kno
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 24/01/2025
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 08/01/2025
It's lil ol me!! Don't mind the extra fluff, it's been cold out! 🎨 by: kibblesyourbits.bsky.social
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 04/01/2025
Went an had some tasty pastries with my wife to celebrate her birthday!! These were so tasty, glad I brought a couple home for tomorrow hehe
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 02/01/2025
Restless legs are friggin killllllling my sleep. I've tried muscle relaxers, compression socks/braces, melatonin and stretching but nothing is helping. Anyone have any tips?
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 02/01/2025
Just a general thank you to artists for creating no matter how hard it gets. I know at times it can feel like what you do doesn't have an impact but, trust me it does.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Kim 🏳️‍⚧️ @kim-chee.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 01/01/2025
I hope everyone had a great New Years! My resolution is to cook more at home! There's so many tasty things I can make that I can't find anywhere near me and I need to taste them all!!! What's yours?
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 14/12/2024
What does my fursona smell like? Freshly fried and powdered sugared funnel cake and bourbon! #fursona
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Sammy @sammydpup.critter.cafe · 13/12/2024
Happy Gravy is a Beverage day
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