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@sammorris314.bsky.social
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sammorris314.bsky.social @sammorris314.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Going to sit my white ass down and listen
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sammorris314.bsky.social @sammorris314.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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sammorris314.bsky.social @sammorris314.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My favorite part of the season was that the top candidate to become the next president of the United States foiled a terror attack, blowing himself up in the process, and when Reacher turns on the tv it’s treated as a local news story less important than the weather report of a moderate thunderstorm
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sammorris314.bsky.social @sammorris314.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Went to that game with my dad and brother. Seeing the Curacao fans greeting their goalie after the game is one of the coolest sports things I’ve ever seen
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sammorris314.bsky.social @sammorris314.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Tfw your protégé with whom you’ve fallen in love runs off with the very criminal you recruited her to investigate
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a man is driving a car with blood on the steering wheel and a bandana on his head .
ALT: a man is driving a car with blood on the steering wheel and a bandana on his head .
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sammorris314.bsky.social @sammorris314.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This spurred me to do a rewatch of my own and it struck me last night that the plot of the first season is basically the same as the original Fast and Furious movie but with Grace as Brian O’Conner and stolen guns instead of DVD players
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sammorris314.bsky.social @sammorris314.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching hockey
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sammorris314.bsky.social @sammorris314.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
@briancgrubb.bsky.social feels like one of the more under appreciated names in American history is Supreme Court Justice Felix Frankfurter
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sammorris314.bsky.social @sammorris314.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
@edsbs.bsky.social fyi they are currently playing Not Like Us at a pharmacy in Queenstown, New Zealand
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sammorris314.bsky.social @sammorris314.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
@treblaw.bsky.social Tony let’s load this tablet up brother
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sammorris314.bsky.social @sammorris314.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
It remains a national tragedy that Weird Al has never done a Super Bowl halftime show
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sammorris314.bsky.social @sammorris314.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
In college one of my roommates had a pickaxe (reasons unknown). Senior year we had a bunch of furniture we weren’t gonna keep, so on our last night living together we all got blind drunk and smashed all of it with the pickaxe while listening to Metallica. Still one of my most cherished memories
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sammorris314.bsky.social @sammorris314.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
@treblaw.bsky.social sorry to screenshot The Everything App but making sure you are aware
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sammorris314.bsky.social @sammorris314.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
It should also be titled The Accoun2nt
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sammorris314.bsky.social @sammorris314.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Ask literally any Wisconsin fan about the last 2 years. He wasn’t Brian Ferentz-level hated by the fanbase but only a tier or two below that
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sammorris314.bsky.social @sammorris314.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
@treblaw.bsky.social
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sammorris314.bsky.social @sammorris314.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social listening to this week’s episode as I pull into my dog’s daycare and see a cyber truck parked in two spaces, including a handicapped spot (couldn’t get a picture unfortunately)
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