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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

told myself I would be better about eating breakfast BEFORE coffee and then got lightheaded standing over the toaster. how have I even survived this long??

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

omg yes!! and then you try to explain and they're like "we're dogs, we have no idea what you're saying"

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

happy shock yourself touching any surface all day long for the next 4 months season

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

my clock the second I say "wow I've been working forever, it must be 5pm by now":

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

aesthetic instagram brands will be like CYBER MONDAY UP TO 70% OFF and you click it like a fool to see their organic cotton 3-pair sock bundles have been discounted from $90 to $75

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

thank you for this validation!!

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

the day I got my notes back costar said not to rush things so I THINK I have to listen to the stars on this one

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

me after revising two paragraphs: do I deserve a little treat?

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

sat down with every intention of working on revisions but my eyes are so heavy and I'm already on the couch and oh no now I'm cozy under a blanket and 💤

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

they don't want to make it easy on us for some reason!

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

I'm just a girl standing in front of a manuscript asking it to revise itself

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

whitney would probably put these in an uncrustable to make it somehow even worse

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

there simply were not enough people laughing in the theater during gladiator 2

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

today my dental hygienist asked me if I'm a tongue thruster and I had to really... take a moment... to understand what was being asked exactly

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

how I feel fixing something myself because my landlord took too long

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

the 2 bags of beaver nuggets will last about 2 hours

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

we’re down to “black jeans are probably fine” and “I think a white dress might be fine with a cardigan” and “why is it sixty degrees in november” send help

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I have a funeral tomorrow and I don’t have anything to wear that’s sufficiently formal but also dark but also not too overdressed and I just keep calling my mom asking if my next outfit idea is going to make people think I’m trying to make the funeral all about me

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

the public needs the group chat takes

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

is the sun even coming up at this point or is it just dark 24 hours a day now

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

starting copy edits on a book I love so much, I’m worried I’ll get too wrapped up in rereading these idiots in (secret) love that I’ll forget to pay attention to the changes lol

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Samantha Markum @sammarkum.bsky.social · 28/08/2023

I am here (to exclusively worry that I can't waste my best jokes on social media when I get such a limited amount and must save them for my books and then worry that I don't post enough on social media because I have nothing funny to say lol)

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