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Sam Marsh

@samm-the-human.online
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professional software engineer and amateur improv comedian, but mostly just a weirdo that loves movies, comedy, and games samm.bio

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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 11/10/2026
Oh yeah I'm usually doing both audio and Kindle.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 11/10/2026
highly rec blasting proto men whilst playing
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 11/10/2026
is fun
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 11/10/2026
have you played SW galactic racer at all?
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 11/10/2026
Wish I coulda made it, but I was deeply entrenched in a Mistborn binge. Hoping you're able to make it to Dallas sometime.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 11/10/2026
Oh that's brilliant. I might have to try and do something like that.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 11/10/2026
I'd rather be watching cute YouTube Shorts about wolves.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 11/10/2026
Oh I was curious about this one. I bet people are being very normal online about the lower left character.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 11/10/2026
Mild bummer. I do like Spader.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 11/10/2026
Love the hatching!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BAD A$$$ - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELLATEN PLAYEN THE GUITAR AND IT SAY'S  " YOURE DAMB RIGHT IM A BAD ASS, AND THAT AINT THE ONLY PART OF MY BODY THATS ALL FUCKED UP " - IF YOU BREAK SOMETHING WHILE HAVEN FUN THEN ITS LIKE FINE, WHAT ARE YA GONGA DO , BUT MOST OF THE TIME WHEN U INJURE YOUR SELF ITS BY SOME THING STUPID, LIKE STANDING UP , OR STANDING UP TO FAST , OR STANDING UP WRONG , OR SITTING WRONG,,,, - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 10/10/2026
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Uncle Rico Says 'Right On' in Napoleon Dynamite
ALT: Uncle Rico Says 'Right On' in Napoleon Dynamite
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 10/10/2026
I, myself, am an unmannered uncle.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 10/10/2026
Refined this a bit, very happy with the render of the dome now, and figuring out how to get the moon right was fun. #DigitalArt #Drawing #ArtShare
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 10/10/2026
A divine daddy? A providential papa, even? Congrats!
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 09/10/2026
A great blog on the "consciousness" of AI.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 09/10/2026
there is of course the security concern of cracking encryption, but I don't know enough about that to feel either way
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 09/10/2026
hah I had a thought like that, but it was a little more simplistic - I like that I can have Claude search for me and not have to deal with search engine ads or ads on various sites, though I suppose sponsored results might come through
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 08/10/2026
There's a reason why I barely ever got into VR. Going deeper into screens ain't it, chief.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 08/10/2026
I'm not as severe about AI as some, but god damn that's fucking bleak. Put the devices down and BOND WITH YOUR KID. "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 07/10/2026
One of the beauties of the medium of comics is that visual language can allow them to be enjoyed by many, without regard to their skill with or knowledge of verbal language. If you by chance acquired Oog's contact information, I'd be happy to donate my extra copy of the book.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 06/10/2026
lol I made a similar follow up joke in the discord
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 06/10/2026
Comics seller, I need your freshest comics. I'm going into battle.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 05/10/2026
"I’d rather trust my men than worry about what will happen if they turn on me.” Good book.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 05/10/2026
“I think … I think given the choice between loving Mare—betrayal included—and never knowing her, I’d choose love. I risked, and I lost, but the risk was still worth it. It’s the same with my friends. Suspicion is healthy in our profession—but only to an extent.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 05/10/2026
"'Cause fuck 'em, that's why." - Kelsier (paraphrased), Mistborn: The Final Empire Finally getting into this series. I'm about 1/3 of the way through the first book, loving it so far.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/10/2026
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 04/10/2026
Made with Clip Studio Paint on my Android Phone. #DigitalArt #Drawing #ArtShare
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 04/10/2026
I made a logo for the La Ronde improv troupe I'm in with The Alternative Comedy Theater, directed by @thekasuka.bsky.social. Concept by Brad, another member of the troupe. We plan to tour around a bit, but haven't quite gotten there yet. HMU if you know a theater that might give us some stage time
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 04/10/2026
Madness is the big one (and I mean BIG): maps.app.goo.gl/TcgESbunJnW8...
maps.app.goo.gl
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 04/10/2026
The crabsidency also brought tension to the world of high school sporting events. Many praised the strides made in accessibility in order to accommodate the exchange students, while others questioned the fairness of putting 100 lb. human teenagers up against 2 ton aquatic megafauna.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 04/10/2026
Any chance of a Dallas stop at some point? I'm tempted to day trip down to Austin, but I have an improv show that night so it's iffy hah.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 04/10/2026
The fuckery of streaming services is why I resolved to supporting film via theater-going, and eventually a disc collection. Can't be arsed to deal with subscriptions, except on occasions I go ashore for something like Lanterns.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 03/10/2026
If your grandfather got an upset stomach from a certain major cola, as well as some caffeine-induced hyperactivity, you might call it: Peppy Pep-pep's Pepsi dyspepsia.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 02/10/2026
Last year one of those immortal jellyfish got a PhD. Whether they retain it on regeneration has become a real hot-button issue in academia.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 02/10/2026
Since the beginning of the crabsidency, the scope and efficacy of the student exchange program has grown significantly.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 01/10/2026
why don't we fathom together anymore?
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 01/10/2026
There's an optimistic part of me that hopes this whole paradigm shift will make people socialize more in real spaces, get away from algorithmic culture. Not sure where journalism will end up though. Seems like a real Gordian Knot.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 01/10/2026
one time a dude said his name was Crow and I said "I prefer Ravens"
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 29/09/2026
Fuck, ep 7 really is something. "I hope I mattered."
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 28/09/2026
okay yeah but THAT scene
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 28/09/2026
sometimes I accidentally hit the smite key when I'm trying to copy my documents my budget spreadsheet got sent to hell and now I gotta figure out all the formulas again
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 27/09/2026
they're calling it the bowser build (name: "da koopa king")
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 26/09/2026
I hate this game
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 26/09/2026
I love this game
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 26/09/2026
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 25/09/2026
That omniscient monkey's name? Andy Samberg.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 25/09/2026
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 25/09/2026
he's so articulate
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