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Sam Marsh

@samm-the-human.online
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professional software engineer and amateur improv comedian, but mostly just a weirdo that loves movies, comedy, and games samm.bio

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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 15h
If your grandfather got an upset stomach from a certain major cola, as well as some caffeine-induced hyperactivity, you might call it: Peppy Pep-pep's Pepsi dyspepsia.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 01/10/2026
why don't we fathom together anymore?
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 01/10/2026
one time a dude said his name was Crow and I said "I prefer Ravens"
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 28/09/2026
sometimes I accidentally hit the smite key when I'm trying to copy my documents my budget spreadsheet got sent to hell and now I gotta figure out all the formulas again
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 26/09/2026
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 25/09/2026
📽️ #FilmSky Hot Rod (2007) 🎵: Middle-Earth (Fantasy music inspired by Lord of the Rings) - Luis_Humanoide
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 24/09/2026
how your email finds me
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 24/09/2026
we love to see it doing an Absolute Batman themed run
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 24/09/2026
how does Michael Bolton do that youtu.be/0BmYF4dCErg?...
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Michael Bolton Go The Distance Music Video
YouTube video by Jeffrey Velarde
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 24/09/2026
Got a little [REDACTED] - time to rewatch Hot Rod. "🚘🔨🔨🔨... oh, hey, Denise. What's up?" 📽️ #FilmSky #NowWatching
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 24/09/2026
Two seasons into my Supernatural rewatch, I've now spotted 3 actors that would later feature in Letterkenny.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 23/09/2026
How entomologists pass away
How entomologists pass away
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 23/09/2026
"Contemplate the marvel that is existence, and rejoice that you are able to do so." - Ted Chiang, Exhalation This is from the same author as the basis of Arrival. I initially read it because I heard his prose might be a good example for some writing I'd like to do. It ended up an instant favorite.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 23/09/2026
Lord of the Rings, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Precious
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 23/09/2026
keep on truckin'
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 22/09/2026
rewatching Supernatural got me like music.youtube.com/watch?v=kGB5...
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Carry On Wayward Son
YouTube video by Dan Avidan - Topic
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 21/09/2026
when depression and anxiety encroach
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 21/09/2026
proposal: pronounce the word "doing" like the onomatopoeia "boing"
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEARN TO PIRATE!!! NEVER PAY FOR COPORATE MOVIES OR T SHOWS - THEPIRATEBAY10.ORG - PRIVATE TRACKERS - OPEN-SLUM.ORG - OPENSUBTITLES.ORG - SCI-HUB.EE - FRIEND WITH PLEX - USENET STILL WORKS LOL - SOULSEEK STILL WORKS LMAO - TORRENTFREAK - DONT PAY HBO MAX AND HULU!!! DONT PAY DISNEY AND NETFLIX!!!! USE A VPN OR SEED BOX IF YOU WANT "OR DON'T WHO CARES, THEY DONT SEND LETTERS TO YA ANY MORE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, black & white charcoal pencil.

One of my favorite pieces from my new book, Spooky Pants. Coming out this October.

A small cabin in the snow surrounded by trees. Two cabin people stand outside holding mugs of hot cider. One of them shouts out, “Big Fella, we got hot apple cider happening over here.” On the other side of the page we see Big Fella, a massive spider emerging from the forest. 

Artist’s note: The spider only has 6 legs.. I made a mistake. However, I did read that some spiders can lose their legs in battle so maybe that’s what happened. Also, this drawing was probably directly inspired by the game Limbo. I love the art direction in it.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 19/09/2026
Actually, it's called an octothorpe.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
KEEP HONKING - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON DRIVEN AN OLD A$$ CAR AND THERE HAVEN FUN AND GOING SLOW "KEEP HONKING THIS CAR IS A HOLOGRAM CREATED BY YOUR MIND ,EVEN IT'S SOLID PART'S ARE MOSTLY EMPTY SPACE " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - AND IF YA WANT THE BUPPER STICKER YA GOTTA SUPSCRIBE TO patreon.com/dasharez0ne I CANT BE SENDING THEM TO JUST ANY ONE "GET IN THE FREIND Z0NE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 16/09/2026
Phew, finally finished my spontaneous GoT rewatch binge. I gotta stay away from these long-running show rewatches - they take up so much time... "Hey I want you to parody Sam Winchester for the Halloween show." 😮‍💨
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 13/09/2026
do u ever just
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 12/09/2026
Look out, Peter! War Machine is hiding in there! He's gonna bonk you on the noggin! He'll give you a solid noggin-bonkin'! 📽️ #FilmSky #NowWatching GotG
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Star-Lord's 'What' in GotG
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE NEED TO BUILD ARE LIBRARIES!!! SHIRT AVALABLE AT dashare.zone ALONG WITH TANK TOP'S, HOODYS ETC - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A BLACK SHIRT WITH A SKELTEN "THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE NEED TO BUILD ARE LIBRARIES" DESIGN BY DASHARE.ZONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 09/09/2026
Adult Swim was so important to developing my weirdo sense of humor in my teen years. youtu.be/4Jog1B_as7Q?...
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Xavier Renegade Angel - Xavier Meets Xavier
YouTube video by void
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 09/09/2026
There's something magical about a small audience and an absolute banger show. Everyone killed it. I love improv.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A man in socks stands in front of a full-length mirror. He wags his finger in the air and speaks to his reflection, "Me? No  no  no... I don't dance. I would never." But he's fibbing to himself and us, reader. He knows it too because as soon as he finishes the conversation, he begins dancing. And dancing well. We can see that his bold and confident moves are clearly inspired by Gene Kelly and Bob Fosse.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 08/09/2026
boxd.it/geAWsX 📽️ #FilmSky #JustWatched
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A ★★★★½ review of Coyote vs. Acme (2026)
one must imagine Coyote brand loyal funny seeing Disney and Amazon ads before this they should've kissed at the end
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 07/09/2026
I can only hope to grow enough in skill as a performer to deftly move, even just once, from a silly silly joke to the absolute poetry of "thick grief". youtu.be/U-ib_u-BFn4?...
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“aye, you struck me! it was wee and gentle but you struck me nonetheless.” (a crown of candy)
YouTube video by puddlesock
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 06/09/2026
Irresponsible mountain goats
Irresponsible mountain goats
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 06/09/2026
ta-KOH-bel
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A man is vacuuming while trying to make conversation with someone in another room. He is thrilled with the turning radius of the machine. A voice from the other room yells, “What?” The vacuuming man yells back, “I said this puppy’s got serious turning radius.” It’s likely he’ll continue to repeat himself over the sound of the vacuum  Artist’s note: I’m always aiming for bold and sloppy line work. We achieved that here.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 05/09/2026
I gotta find something real to do this weekend or I'm gonna hollow out like a termite infested log.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 04/09/2026
I'd rather be googling Zelda monster designs.
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The Kasuka @thekasuka.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We're the first ones to starve, we're the first ones to die The first ones in line for that pie in the sky And we're always the last when the cream is shared out For the worker is working when the fat cat's about Happy Labor Day Weekend
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The Workers Song
YouTube video by The Longest Johns - Topic
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 03/09/2026
It's almost that time of year. youtube.com/shorts/WJwf4...
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The Highway Man
YouTube video by Clippy Dippy
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 03/09/2026
she TRICKED me with her *WITCHcraaaft~*
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 03/09/2026
Finally getting into PRIMAL. First ep is BRUTAL.
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Primal's Angry Shout
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 02/09/2026
Does the Cars universe have sapient space stations?
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 02/09/2026
nigh unbearable, vexing complexity, yet tempted to exist music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Temptation to Exist
Album • Andrew W.K.
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 02/09/2026
Rewatching Hell or High Water on a WHim. Ben Foster turns in such a powerhouse performance here. Can't say I ever mind seeing a Jeff Bridges or Chris Pine performance either. 📽️ #FilmSky #NowWatching
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Hell or High Water: No Words
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 01/09/2026
anxiety high causing slow work pace, causing high anxiety
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 01/09/2026
tag urself I'm a Mysterious Janitor
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 01/09/2026
the dreaded boredom fertile ground for novel thought not all are welcome
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Sam Marsh @samm-the-human.online · 01/09/2026
A great video on The Backrooms and liminal spaces: youtu.be/1cdw9WcTdyU?... 📽️ #FilmSky
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The Real Villain of The Backrooms
YouTube video by Thomas Flight
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