Sam Kluger @samkluger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026See the thing is I agree, but it's surprisingly contentious 020
Sam Kluger @samkluger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Olivia Babcock is a MACHINE that turns VOLLEYBALLS into 6000 TON TUNGSTEN RODS DROPPED FROM ORBIT 000
Sam Kluger @samkluger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It felt so bizarre to see him outside of me being in elementary school 011
Sam Kluger @samkluger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There was one time I was in my hometown and someone told me my turn signal was out at a stoplight and it was my elementary school P.E. teacher. Damnedest thing 110
Sam Kluger @samkluger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m enjoying Emily St. John Mandel’s latest book, if you like her sort of weird thriller 000
Sam Kluger @samkluger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Do I have any OOMFS in Eritrea? I would like access to your top level domain. Let’s link and build. 040
Sam Kluger @samkluger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Would love the opportunity to own a Gruman LLV. Let’s link and build. @usps.bsky.social 011
Sam Kluger @samkluger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s how you know it’s a cat. They were thinking it might be a new type of bug but then it hit the loaf and they were like “oh that’s a cat” 010
Sam Kluger @samkluger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Crazy to me that Jacksonville’s starters are #1, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, and #8 111
Sam Kluger @samkluger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026saw this auspicious critter the other day in bloomfield #takeawalkpal 032
Sam Kluger @samkluger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026he might be too ‘merican but i think the learning to flinch live album is a good jumping off point if you wanted one 210
Sam Kluger @samkluger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026forgive me if i’ve already pestered you about him but are you a warren zevon listener? he has a similarly shaped voice to kahn and i think he’s a great storyteller 110
Sam Kluger @samkluger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026just finished my shift at the getting stung by 10,000 bees factory 101
Sam Kluger @samkluger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026they type cast me as frankenstein’s monster in the new live action frankstein film 120
Sam Kluger @samkluger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026compress this, algorithm boy! i start spewing confetti and flashing my pixels in various colors 020
Sam Kluger @samkluger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026*at the grocery store* oh no thank you i actually brought my own groceries 020
