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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy)

@samio.bsky.social
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Humanoid anxiety engine. Studied philosophy, with disastrous emotional results. Currently working on my streaming: www.twitch.tv/el_samio The focus of my streams is to make philosophy and logic approachable, through courses and games.

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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 1h
I truly do think philosophy is very valuable. I'm headfucked, but I wouldn't have devoted so much of my life to a struggle that I believed to be worthless. And now I have to take seriously the problem of philosophy communication. How do I get more people doing philosophy without pissing them off?
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 1h
Whenever someone says they think things but can't really put them into words, and that this obscure mental content is important to them, I am devastated. This source of fire in you, this passion, this motor of your being is abandoned somewhere in a neglected mindpalace. Why?! Learn to express it!
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 1h
And guess what, that's also doing a philosophy. Such a fucking clever trap I have put you and myself in. The only way out is through. I think and feel *strongly* that people should care A LOT about their only chance at experiencing the majesty of this world. And I will try to make you care.
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 1h
And because I'm a neurotic asshole the only real way you can convince me to stop is to argue, using a very select and highly specialized argumentative skills, that the exercise of philosophy is not actually useful or even necessary in spite of *points at everything generally* all this.
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 1h
I fully understand many people just want to go on about their lives but there's only so many boomers believing "AI" are people, so many "friends on the left" coasting through spontaneous vibes, and so many people completely alienated from their own THINKING that I can ignore until I scream WHY??
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 1h
So I'm really sorry to be That Nagging Chuunibyou Asshole doing socratric terrorism in the community and recreating debates from thousands of years ago because I caught someone being a naive moral relativist (ie: "everyone has their own morality and it's valid and we can't judge it").
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 1h
We are going through a particularly cringe moment for philosophers. With a stated goal of "AI" to be cognitive deskilling, apolitical propaganda and politicians that seek to throw us to the most miserable and passive of emotions, it's so easy to argue and believe philosophical education is necessary
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 1h
This list is not exhaustive, I just want to say that it takes an obsession to dedicate considerable amounts of your life to "pure" philosophy, and not just the philosophical questioning that comes from their main craft. Those people are cool and can be functional, even well-liked.
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 1h
Philosophy self-selects for specific type of assholes. There's those who long for prestige, and so become state sponsored intellectuals. There's the geeks, who derive intrinsic motivation out of the pure pursuit of esoteric riddles. And there's the Nagging Fuckers like me who care about edification.
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 5h
THIS IS NOT OCTOBER WEATHER more like oct-over weather
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Dissolve Disintegration
Alt: highly artifacted woeful yellow emoji face turns to dust and disperses
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 5h
Hey today I'm gonna put a full schedule because of Friday's event. I wanna watch and stream PUBLIC DOMAIN HORROR MOVIES and TWITCH CAN NOT STOP ME. Night Of The Living Dead is very good preparation for Zomboid. All times start at 6:00 pm méxsicko central time, over at www.twitch.tv/el_samio
An image for my schedule of this week. The text says:

SCHEDULE

Oct 5 to Oct 11

Tuesday: Reading Fear and Trembling
Thursday: Blasphemous 2
Friday: Watching "Night Of The Living Dead" (1968), thank God for public domain
Saturday: Get into game theory (more pain)"

At the bottom is a still from a zombified corpse from said movie.
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MOCHI | HALLOWEEN HELLCAT @mochizukivt.bsky.social · 7h
You: no way I won't eat it when they're on their period Me:
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Pen
Alt: A gif from the video game blasphemous. The main character, a knight of a holy order, is donning a helmet filled with blood that spills out over him
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was playing from firefox as well and ran into no such issues, so it's not 100% the browser.
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Or just give us a way to check special bout rules by hovering our mouse over something.
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some cards and relics allow for healing during/after matches.
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did a run of this. It's free and it rules. Go play it. My only complaint is that sometimes text flies by a bit too fast and I don't know where to re-read it.
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emotional damage
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I willingly take this mental damage to train people to deal with economy brained liberals. www.twitch.tv/el_samio/cli...
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"The Soviet Empire switched to a market economy overnight" - El_Samio on Twitch
Watch El_Samio's Co-working & Studying clip titled ""The Soviet Empire switched to a market economy overnight"" on Twitch.
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PC-98 Bot @pc98bot.gang-fight.com · 04/10/2026
Four Flush // Agumix // PC-98
Four Flush // Agumix // PC-98
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ken Binmore's torture does not stop, but neither do we. We keep getting into Game Theory. Today we cover: Cooperation Reciprocity Trust And most importantly: Why liberals who are about to die should not mandate state policy. Going live and suffering at: www.twitch.tv/el_samio
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El_Samio - Twitch
Anxiety-fueled humanoid engine. Gonna stream with a focus on philosophy. Analyzed video-game playthroughs, custom tabletop campaigns and helping people with their homeworks better than with "AI". — El...
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh FUCK THIS IS SOMETHING I'VE DREAMT ABOUT
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today in our Get Into Game Theory we're gonna prove that geriatric bourgeoisie (politicians or private individuals) are a threat to the human species and the world and should have all their assets collectivized. It's gonna be so cursed.
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dostoievski would be delighted at spite being the motor for such a compassionate task
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Irony is a juxtaposition of what, on the surface, appears to be the case with what is actually or expected to be the case. Originally a rhetorical device and literary technique, irony has also come to assume a metaphysical significance with implications for one's attitude towards life." -wikipedia
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The most fucked thing is that THIS IS COMPLETELY BACKWARDS. The public facing chatbot layer is completely opaque in terms of how machine learning actually works. If you want to know what LLMs are, the last thing you do is use them, instead you pick a fucking book about the history of machinelearning
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's crazy how AI boosters think we critics are the ones in an epistemic bubble, when they're the ones talking like this "You cannot possibly understand the benefits of [X] until you spend money on [X]!" is something you get told by someone who's fallen victim to a multi-level marketing scam
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Solaris Dreamweaver🎭 @solarisdreamweaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey LIVE2D vtubers I have a tech question: I’m trying to link my expressions to my face tracking. Like when I make an angry face it switches to my anger mask for example. I don’t know how to do this, and the tutorials I look up don’t focus on what I’m trying to do. Can anyone help?
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm just gonna say that "Restorative justice is bad because a malicious agent could abuse it" has the same underlying logic as "We should not have welfare because a lazy slacker could find a loophole". These are political strategies, not absolute moral principles.
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not only is it cheaper, hypnospace outlaw, unlike being a regular GBS poster, will not give you beefbrain
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The less you know, the more you've outsourced understanding how to do things to other people, the more amazing and impressive the output will seem.
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To hell with Crom then.
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bonked the first three bosses in a sitting, that went extremely well. Thank you very much @mochizukivt.bsky.social for the raid! We in turn raided to @yariko.bsky.social who has a kickass dia de muertos outfit.
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We killed the High Wills and purged The Grievous Miracle from Cvstodia. We're done, right? We saved the dark fantasy Andalucia! Wrong! Penitence never truly ends. We're back as El Penitente in Blasphemous II, a sleeker, more difficult sequel. Going live at www.twitch.tv/el_samio
A promo collage for my playthrough of Blasphemous 1 and 2.

The background this time is an amazing meme from latinamerican internet in which three ladies with high fashion, long nails and fat asses ask for loud dancing music. The joke is that in this case these are three bosses of the game Blasphemous II and the music they're asking for is Carlos Viola's IMPECCABLE soundtrack. The text says: "Pongan Carlos Viola (Put Carlos Viola on)", "Ay si la de Corona de Siete Azahares (Aw yes, the Corona de Siete Azahares song)", "Pero que truene la bocina (But loud enough to break the speaker)".

The main text says:

"Blasfemias I y II

La Penetrancia Continúa

Watch El_Samio become El_Penetrante at https://www.twitch.tv/el_samio "
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
monke
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
suda51 being political???? I'd never....
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Donkey Kong NANI Meme Reaction
Alt: Donkey Kong looks puzzled at the viewer while the screen color maps to cold colors. The next "NANI" has been imposed over the gif.
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you're about to see some real stakhanovite bj hero shit
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we need to measure blowjobs per hour if we want to make adequate five year plans!!!
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ok but how many PEOPLE are those 10 hours worth of bjs equivalent to
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is like a logic puzzle, there's 69 girlies, four balls missing, and you need to find which are missing one or two balls, what is the least amount of bjs you need to give you figure out which don't have balls
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what if one of them is all cock no balls tho
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hold the fuck up, 69 cocks would imply 138 balls. What happened to those 4 balls???
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The raw uncontrollable mass of fanfiction points to me that stories most assuredly do not belong to the companies, or that canonicity is anything but a guiding framework. Stories belong to those who can satisfy them the best, with certain fanfictions overtaking the source material (Like C0DA).
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really don't know what would there be to add to a story in which the characters had their arcs, the tension was solved and the message was carried successfully. I suspect this is the secret of Nomura writing, deliberate vagueness / obfuscation to entice people into the Goldilocks Fanfiction Zone.
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For me, fanfics needs to be in this goldilocks zone of "oh shit this is good" and "but the author dropped the fucking ball here, I can fix this". I know this is not a universal thing, but for me fanfiction almost always *feels* like a critique. (Critiques are not bad or hostile though!)
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am not really interested on derivative works of media which I am satisfied in. I can understand taking some of the concepts and themes and making them your own, but that's not a fanfic, that's just... writing. It's odd, most people do fanfics of the things they really like. But that feels off.
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What has made me read / write fanfiction more than any other thing is when the authors Fuck Up Something That Was Going Well. Starcraft is amongst the earliest fanfics that I read, and they were better than starcraft 2's shit. Elder Scrolls? Played an entire alternate timeline TTRPG about it.
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Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's many reasons to do fanfiction, maybe you really like your anime blorbo, maybe you want to write an explicit version of an unresolved sexual tension in a game. For me tho, the main reason is that I like Just Enough of a story. Enough that it intrigues me, but not enough that I agree with it.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only people the media *ever* talks to about AI are people who have come in a fluffer at an orgy organized by a Harry Potter fanfic sex cult which received early funding from Jeff Epstein.
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