sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 27/09/2026bluesky rocks dude. i have given a lot of thought to this argument, though, over the past year or so (see attached) idk i could be wrong about it. 140
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 26/09/2026I built Light Touch, a full-featured iPod touch 2G emulator for Mac. Networking + Wayback Machine proxy, GLES/3D games support, a built-in app store via legacystore.app, rotation, screen capture, the works. Have fun github.com/samhenrigold... 24412
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 07/09/2026alright a couple people got it directionally but not in full fidelity. Lion DP1, you could set `defaults write com.apple.dock springboard-left-of-finder -bool YES` and get this. that first Lion beta build is absolutely chock full of experimental UI behind flags. 100
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 05/09/2026deutsche bahn delivering the NJT trademark experience 😍😍 090
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 01/09/2026I don't use it actively anymore but at this point I'm too scared to cancel and see what breaks. 030
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 30/08/2026a fruit cup would send someone from the 18th century into a nervous breakdown 080
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 21/08/2026“yeah i vibe coded it in an afternoon, pretty good right?” 160
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 07/08/2026This morning I was at a thrift store and Mamdani personally blessed me with this find. $50 1180
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 20/07/2026To install directly on an old device, it needs to be jailbroken with AppSync installed. But it's pretty magical once you get that squared away to experience browsing an app store on these older devices. 140
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 15/07/2026thank god the dunkin’ donuts app implements a screenshot shield 0120
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 12/07/2026if i have to see this diva again im gonna lose my g-dang marbles 010
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 12/07/2026i've been working on a side project that indexes the various .ipa app files on the internet archive and, long story short, i have died and gone to hell and my eternal punishment is nitpicking which icon files are different enough to collapse in the S3 bucket 180
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 11/07/2026I wish software would take clues from game design and have an official end or completion with a credits roll. like one day you’re using salesforce and then this appears: 091
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 09/06/2026doing my annual check to make sure NSDrawer is still used in the mail “connection doctor” window 1201
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 15/05/2026tv software is the great equalizer. you could buy a $200 walmart tv or a $2500 LG and you’ll still get ads in the menus and a hard button on the remote to some streaming service that won’t exist in a year 1140
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 27/04/2026what makes me sad on behalf of europeans is that you all will never get to experience a drag queen performing the jingle from a diabetes medication TV ad campaign 020
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 21/04/2026actually no i hope WWDC is just two hours of him doing some fuckass white guy dance to “Tern down for what” 1110
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 01/04/2026From hiring experience, I actually just wanna know if you want a fucking glass of water 4371
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 20/03/2026sorry to keep harping on this laptop but i just noticed the tongue of the usb c port on the Neo is color matched and I think that’s cute 2392
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 15/03/2026WHAT UP BERGEN COUNTY COMMUNITY COLLEGE, WE ARE KNOB SLOT!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK HARDER THAN YOU’VE EVER ROCKED BEFOREEEEE 1130
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 14/03/2026Thanks! Hit the character limits here but got a similar note on Mastodon but here’s my explanation for that writing choice 030
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 15/02/2026obsessed with the idea of someone doordashing from AMC. 250
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 15/02/2026God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom 050
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 07/02/2026I built WireView because I got tired of an annoying workflow for sharing iOS screenshots at work. It’s a tiny app that captures screenshots and recordings from your iPhone/iPad over USB and copies them straight to your clipboard. No AirDrop or Universal Clipboard delays. apple.co/3Mvt9V5 141
sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 07/10/2025oh also in 4.0.1 they changed the height of the lower bars to be taller lmao 070
