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samhain

@samhain.bsky.samhain.tech
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Software engineer. Former astrophysicist. Security enthusiast and electronics hobbyist. Into music and cute animals. Identifies with hackers, freaks, and weirdos. People should be free to be their authentic selves. Passionately anti-authoritarian. He/They.

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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 09/10/2026
My first post on this site was “Fuck TERFs”. Transphobic Dems can go launch themselves into the sun.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 07/10/2026
I have been hiking a bit recently. There have definitely been flannel-wearing guys walking their dogs on the trail. Just to plant some seeds in your puppy brain 🤭
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 07/10/2026
Happy to be doing my part 🫡🍂
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 07/10/2026
I love this weather and I love wearing a flannel. Good to know it’s a fit women enjoy 😉
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 23/09/2026
And I’ll say it again, the answer is to not build the fucking basilisk!
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 23/09/2026
I’m just feeling bitter today. I’m starting to legitimately hate my job.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 18/09/2026
I feel like containers are the ideal targets for feline hackers
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Shy Black Cat Peeking from Green Box
Alt: Shy Black Cat Peeking from Green Box
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 18/09/2026
First they hack the cabinet, and next, you’ll find your Kubernetes cluster meowing at you.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 12/09/2026
In other news, water is wet. This rhetoric never left the GOP base.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 11/09/2026
Learned it back in grad school. I was in Cambridge, UK visiting my advisor (he moved countries mid-thesis, it’s complicated). I printed off some journal articles and got very confused by the paper.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 10/09/2026
Never knew I’d be legitimately crying over this.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 10/09/2026
I wonder if those people so enamored with using AI for coding ever really cared about the craft at all? I’m not going to fault anyone for using bosses mandate it. I have to use it because of that. I have to eat. Coding was beautiful and cathartic, but now it’s been automated. I feel empty now.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 04/09/2026
He not only gave people many fish, he also famously inspired fishermen to give up their jobs to become vagrant preachers. But he was also someone who hung around sex workers and lepers. Pretty sure Republican Jesus would do none of those things.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 30/08/2026
It’s actually harder to pull off than robbing a bank fr fr.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 28/08/2026
Hemingway novels, if they feature women.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 22/08/2026
Only reason why I accepted paying full price for Lunar on Switch was that it’s a game that was in a weird legal limbo and they had to get some new voice actors. And it came with both 1 and 2.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 22/08/2026
Whaaa? Holy shit! Pretty sure we were getting Dark Alliance when it was discounted back in the day (I know we had the first one in the PS2 classics case at least). I mean, sure, some work is done porting to a new system, but it’s not like Dark Alliance 2 was in some weird vault status
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 20/08/2026
“…read that one to me as a kid…” Damn technology
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 20/08/2026
lol. That’s ok. I read that series as a kid, and I just remember how incomprehensible the moles were. Glad someone understood them though =)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Historians Reveal Terra-Cotta Army Result Of Perfectionist Sculptor Screwing Up Soldier Statue Thousands Of Times theonion.com/historians-reveal-terr…
Historians Reveal Terra-Cotta Army Result Of Perfectionist Sculptor Screwing Up Soldier Statue Thousands Of Times
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 19/08/2026
My dad read that one up my as a kid and I still have that copy. But also, it’s undeniably nightmare fuel
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 19/08/2026
The only thing not child friendly about the Redwall books is how the moles talk. I’m an adult and I still probably couldn’t parse what those moles are saying.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 19/08/2026
I picked up a new hobby this time. Been going hiking every couple of weeks now.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 17/08/2026
Good. They deserve it.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 17/08/2026
Dear god. I need it
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 05/08/2026
…how the fuck does he think we lived before the wide adoption of this stuff? Personally, I’d be pretty happy. I’d finally be able to code again and not be forced to play parent to AI agents because my employer is deep in the claws of Anthropic. I’m depressed over this shit. I’d love it to go away.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 03/08/2026
When “step on me” is an invitation for breath play.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 03/08/2026
Firstly, great top. Secondly, clearly a case of “creator barely hiding their fetish”
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/08/2026
Love has never needed permission from labels 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 My emptiness of gender lets me see that clearly. Anxiety tightens around transgender lives right now. Why must their chosen bonds still pass through someone else’s gate? Why is the soul they claim treated as a request instead of a right?
Love has never needed permission from labels 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
My emptiness of gender lets me see that clearly.
Anxiety tightens around transgender lives right now.
Why must their chosen bonds still pass through someone else’s gate?
Why is the soul they claim treated as a request instead of a right?
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 02/08/2026
I am happy to say that I helped one of my friends have a unique bag as a trans woman. Custom meme involving an anime ahegao cat girl looking at an estradiol molecule with the caption “What cat girls really want”. They wanted something unique to them, gooner-brained, while technically still sfw.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 01/08/2026
I’m offended by your lack of acknowledgment of Shinto cats en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maneki-...
en.wikipedia.org
Maneki-neko - Wikipedia
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 13/07/2026
“The Piper is calling you to join him” could be suggesting a smoking hobbit looking for a third in a three way with a Viking.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 12/07/2026
He chose the "die" option of "fix your heart or die."
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🔥 Rae V. 🌸 @raevee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
for anyone in texas, here’s a web client to bypass the age verification shit here on bluesky: klearsky.pages.dev#/home
klearsky.pages.dev
Klearsky
Klearsky is a web client for Bluesky/AT Protocol.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 09/07/2026
“Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man”
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 09/07/2026
Anyone even remotely connected to the tech sector on LinkedIn will knows this.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 07/07/2026
If you hide who you really are because you’re scared of being hurt, please don’t blame yourself🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Your caution shows how precious and beautiful your heart is. Chiitan will continue speaking out until the day comes when everyone can live freely without fear.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 08/07/2026
Butler Badger? He cleans up the AI slop for you, and his favorite book is Dune.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 06/07/2026
Describe sex via a phase diagram. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phase_d...
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Phase diagram - Wikipedia
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 06/07/2026
10/10 good doggos.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 02/07/2026
Definitely can be service tops. But I’ve known a shit ton of guys who just use dynamics as an excuse to extract from their fem partner.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 29/06/2026
Unfortunately, the aliens are emacs users.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 29/06/2026
The gay witchy covens would go so hard for Pride Samhain.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 29/06/2026
Is your landlord a leech that makes more in a year than you do in 5-10? It’s the DMV. Of course they do. Yes you do. Either that or they renovate the fucking building to not be an enclosed brick oven.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 29/06/2026
I’ve been using the Lesser of Two Evils argument to vote for the Democratic Party for my entire adult life. The recent scare tactics around the DSA-backed candidates from the centrist Democrats is laughable. Time for you all to get the fuck in line.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 17/06/2026
Motherfucker doesn’t understand that people on the spectrum have easily done more good for the world than he could accomplish in 100 lifetimes. Shut the hell up, RJK Jr, you naturopath grifter.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 13/06/2026
They confound description with prescription. Mother Nature does not care about us. There is no greater meaning to it all, but that means we get to make that meaning. They’re atheists that still want a form of religious tyranny.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 13/06/2026
Like, if we’re being forced to use this tech, we can at least use it to make data more secure.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 13/06/2026
I feel like “finding security holes and helping fix them” is a more-close-to-ethical use of AI, as compared to Open AI falling over themselves to get AI-as-an-executioner contracts from the DoD, or producing CSAM for a fee via Grok. But what do I know? I’m just a software engineer.
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samhain @samhain.bsky.samhain.tech · 10/06/2026
I know a lot of current-and-former horse girls who would go see this film just for the horse popcorn bucket
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