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Sam Gordon

@samgordon7.bsky.social
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I watch my shows. I read my books. I scroll my apps. New England transplant. Jersey girl at heart.

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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Accidental Mutiny Guy is the same as Do You Like Spaghetti Guy is the same as Eric With An A Or An E Guy and They're On To Us Guy and I love them all. #Survivor
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine if Devens (and Dee) heeded Cirie’s warnings and *didn’t* play Big Brother. #bb28
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*OFF fuuuuu typos
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
See also: my immediate thoughts on that Kristin injury. Get that net teeter totter outta here. #survivor
Meme of Rosa from Brooklyn 99 holding a puppy, the updated text says, "I've only known Kristin for a week and a half, but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jeff scolded us again last week about F4 firemaking, but maybe if he & production put half as much effort into listening to other valid fan criticisms (lost votes, 3 small tribes) & adjusted midway, maybe we'd have stepped of his neck a bit. Look how thrilled fans are now. #survivor
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Went to a local tailor to get a bridesmaid dress hemmed. After sticking two safety pins in the bottom she told me I was all set and to “not gain any weight.” This is my villain origin story.
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’d already seen posts and images earlier, but actually seeing the Rachel-Velociraptor-Volcano of it all was really something else #BB28
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I just got a new, cute athleisure dress and there are no pockets in the bike shorts and I want to sue. Put pockets on women’s clothes!!
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Tiffany Nicole Ervin. #survivor50
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
So, folks who were completely blindsided by a lay-off, how’d you cope?
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
That’s “Pat’s Tweaked Back” for me 😭😂
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The thing with Emily is she’s going to react and she’s going to react BIG
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Sorry, Aubry invoking Wardog in #Survivor50 is hilarious to me.
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
People freaking out about Tied Destinies in #Survivor50. It's brutal and I still haven't recovered from it in #SurvivorSA.
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Shocked Simon face is the best. #SurvivorAU
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I cried watching their reunion. I *sobbed* watching her watch her son struggling.
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
IMO Kamilla should be able to throw hands immediately if anyone in her vicinity even utters, “honor and integrity” or “cut from the same cloth”. #survivor50
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Husband and I recently watched through all of What We Do in the Shadows. Upon watching The Finale yesterday I hadn't been aware it was OVER over. I am distraught. I needed more time with my delicious weirdo friends. #WWDITS
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a man with a beard is wearing a black vest and tie .
Alt: Vampire Laszlo saying someone is his best friend in a lot of weird ways
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This show is better without journeys and musical interludes. #Survivor50
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Harrison Ford, man. 😭 #Shrinking
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I have such a soft spot for David Mitchell and his “What a picture, what a what a picture” show tune is now wired into my brain. #lastonelaughing
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Jessica Williams is everything. Harrison Ford is *chef's kiss*. #Shrinking is the heartiest show on television right now and I love it so, so much.
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
My mom talking about how much she loves Joe and respects him standing by his code of honor and integrity and in the same breath says she can't stand Coach. Mom...😮‍💨
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
My whole feed is full of “It should’ve been Stephenie” posts. You are my people. #survivor50
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Forever and always, fuck cancer.
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I can’t believe it’s been 8 years since we’ve seen Christian on our screens. His energy and joy is infectious. #Survivor50
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Went into #SurvivorAU ep 5 knowing what was going to happen. Still cried. What a character. What a player. Thanks for everything, Dirty Harry.
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
*screams at everything*
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Donna Kelce’s reactions were my favorite part of #thetraitorsus reunion
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Pretty rude to be trapped inside during a blizzard and the Olympics are just...over.
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I’m too weak of heart for this 😰 #olympics
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Not my husband saying the Canadian women's hockey team receiving their silver medals look sad like #Survivor losing finalists 😭 (Ladies, you did great!!) #Olympics
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
HOLY HOCKEY!! Congrats, Team USA! #Olympics
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
#Shrinking s3 is hitting all the marks for me. Real laughter to real tears all in one scene. Currently my favorite scripted show on the air.
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Happy Galentine's Day from my number one gal!
Green-eyed, pink nosed calico cat looking all cute at the camera
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Freaking #Shrinking, man 😭
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Somehow it’s STILL January
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
In a time where everything feels so dark, the loss of this exceptional light is devastating.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Need a mental health year
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
#Shrinking s3 premiere was a banger.
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
“The texture has the flavor of dry.” My husband didn’t even question what I meant 🥰
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
*Shoveling 1.5 ft of snow post-snowstorm* *Screams in Raynaud's*
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a man is covered in snow and the words `` feels great '' are written above him .
Alt: A man is covered in snow and the words ``feels great '' are written above him
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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a man in a suit and tie stands in a crowd
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in a crowd
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
My friend earnestly used “claim to fame” in conversation and I completely derailed it by replying, “Claim To Fame: incredible show that was unceremoniously cancelled. May she RIP.” She really was gone too soon. #claimtofame
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
So the Nobel Peace Prize IS transferable to one of the worst POS on earth while the Legacy Advantage was NOT transferable to sweet baby angel gangster in an Oprah suit Cirie when she needed it? Do I have this right?
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
And you know what, good on them! Doesn't mean I have to like it 😅
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I think because everything in the world is a dumpster fire, we wanted our fun, campy show to take our minds off of it for a teeeeensy bit and because some of our favs went out early, it just adds insult to injury. #TheTraitorsUS
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
100000% - that would've been ideal. Or even DK as a regular starting Traitor. I feel like her lack of connections + "normie" status + no insight into the starting Traitors made this a precarious start [for gamers] at best.
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Boot order is 🗑️. Following the meta, sure, this was bound to happen eventually. And I won't let the ~one~ ouster ruin my enjoyment of the season, but as a product, I can't help but compare it to UK, which as a whole I find entirely more enjoyable. Definitely need more time to reconcile my thoughts!
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Sam Gordon @samgordon7.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I know it's just a television show, but those first three eps of #TheTraitorsUS actually made me feel sick.
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