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Sam Ellis

@samellis.bsky.social
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I was once politely asked to leave a Cracker Barrel. (Voice) actor, writer, comedian, gamer, semi-functional human being. he/him, described as a “woke angry leftist” by both my conservative family and liberal friends alike

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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Has it been a month since I played this game? Yes. Do I remember how to play it? Unlikely. What could possibly go wrong? I’ll be live at 7 PM ET, come hang out. Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
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EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“First they came for the super small minorities, And I did not speak out, because I’m a moron and never heard that poem”
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s the premiere of Sunday Sillies and we’re getting back to Darkside Detective: Fumble in the Dark. Come hang out, I’m live now! Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
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EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No Mystery Monday this week, I’m still getting used to a new work schedule! Will be back at it next week.
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Shaggy and Scooby's Wild Ride
Alt: Shaggy and Scooby's Wild Ride
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Finishing this game up today at 10 AM ET, come see me get jump scared by an AIM window! Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gonna be a little late this morning, keep an eye out around 9:30 ET for more Fields of Mistria over at twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
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EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Finishing up Darkside Detective and then getting into some additional silliness! Come hang at 1 PM Eastern twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
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EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
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Akupara Games @akuparagames.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Everyone go follow Sam on Twitch. I stumbled upon an Immortal John stream of his and laughed a TON. Super fun times! Follow now so you can say you knew him before he blew up!
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This game is getting hard. Come watch me get frustrated. It’ll be fun, I promise! 7 PM Eastern twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
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EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Friday Funnies streams are about to pop off, y’all
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trying a new game out tonight for Mystery Monday! Utter a Name promises to be very creepy, so come solve some murders with me at 7 PM Eastern twitch.tv/EllisThe12th
Utter a Name
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
No stream this morning or tomorrow, will be back at it Monday night!
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It’s time for BONUS CASES! Come get silly with me at 1 PM Eastern!
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Continuing Chants of Sennaar tonight at 7 Eastern! Come hang out
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Finishing this game up this week! Come hang out at 7 PM Eastern and see how many obvious things I can miss in one stream.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
No Sunday Scaries this week, my voice needs a break. Will be back tomorrow with Mystwood Mansion!
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hopping back into Darkside Detective for Friday Funnies today at 1 PM Eastern, come hang out! Twitch.tv/EllisThe12th
The Darkside Detective
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s Thinky Thursday (and also my birthday) so we’re kicking off Chants of Sennaar over on twitch.tv/EllisThe12th Come hang out and see my 33 year old brain fight for its goddamn life, stream starts at 7 PM Eastern!
Chants of Sennaar
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Mystwood Mansion Monday! Come escape a mansion with me at 7 PM ET over at twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
Escape from Mystwood Mansion
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sunday Scaries this week is Forbidden Solitaire! Come watch me fail to count at 10 AM ET on twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
Forbidden Solitaire
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Going live at noon ET to try out Fields of Mistria! Come farm, forage, and flirt over at twitch.tv/EllisThe12th
Fields of Mistria
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Akupara Games @akuparagames.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm SO GLAD I stopped into this stream (It's still live, btw). 🤣 Follow Sam, but be advised he was once asked to leave a Cracker Barrel...in case that's a deal-breaker.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Going live at 2:30 ET to finish(?) The Procession to Calvary! Come have some stupid fun with me to kick off the weekend (seriously, this game is funny as hell.) Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
The Procession to Calvary
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It really helped to build my brand of “nerd who reads too much.”
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Spongebob Pondering with Glasses
Alt: Spongebob Pondering a book while wearing Glasses
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
New stream series! Come join me for Thinky Thursdays over on my twitch channel starting tonight at 7 PM! This week, we start TR-49. Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
TR-49 cover art
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It’s the much anticipated (by me) return of Sunday Scaries! I’m playing Without a Dawn over at twitch.tv/ellisthe12th staring at 11:30 AM Eastern, come hang out with me and this darkly beautiful game!
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In my experience with cats, this is the beginning of a negotiation. Once he’s sitting ON the keyboard, you have lost that negotiation.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Very heavy “born to dilly-dally, forced to game design” energy from this lil’ supermodel
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hi, Wally! *high fives*
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A perfect face that knows what you did and judges you harshly
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Had a tough day, now accepting pet pics and compliments
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Going live on Twitch to continue our exploration of the Narrative Games Humble Bundle. Under 12 hours left to get 12 games for $10 with money going to Take This! Come check out the games with me and get yours at www.humblebundle.com/games/narrative-12-for-10-bundle
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Narrative 12 for $10 Bundle
Get a collection of our favorite narrative games in this 12 for $10 bundle and support Take This charity with your purchase!
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’ve spent over a decade preaching the gospel of Mary and Max to anyone who will listen. Film you've watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Mary and Max: Love Yourself First Message
Alt: Mary and Max: Love Yourself First Message
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We continue exploring the Narrative Games Humble Bundle tonight with Roadwarden! Come hang out at Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th, starting around 5:00 PM!
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EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Tonight I continue my exploration of the Narrative Games Humble Bundle with Neo Cab! We start at 5:30 ET, come hang out at Twitch.tv/EllisThe12th
Cover art for neo cab
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m back at it! Come explore the Narrative Games Humble Bundle with me this week, starting with Darkside Detective: Fumble in the Dark tonight at 4:30 PM ET. Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
Cover art for The Darkside Detective: A Fumble in the Dark
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I think a big part of the “male loneliness epidemic” is that a lot of the straight men I know mistake self-loathing as a substitute for humility. There’s a world of difference between being a man who recognizes his flaws but still feels worthy of love and being a knock-off Rick Sanchez.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If you want to know how I learned this…I’m taking no follow-up questions.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
In today’s episode of “Why You Need Gays in Your Marketing Department”, I just learned that dpstampede.com is the website for the Dolly Parton’s Stampede Dinner Show.
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Dolly Parton's Stampede | Dinner Show Experience | Pigeon Forge & Branson
The World’s Most Visited Dinner Show Attraction with locations in Pigeon Forge, TN and Branson, Mo.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I got a game on sale and now I’m making that your problem. Come watch me stream the Darkside Detective today at 6 PM ET at Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
twitch.tv
EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hey you, I’m going live at 3 PM ET today to talk about the 34 books I’ve read so far this year, come hang out! Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
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EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We have hit the point where all the kids who took their ball and went home as soon as they were losing have taken over a political party, and they claim to be the “tough and manly” party. We truly are beyond satire or parody at this point.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Everyone says folding a fitted sheet is difficult, but you can do it in two simple steps! 1. Give up immediately 2. Move on with your life
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is the summer we learn that it is, in fact, medically impossible to live without a functioning heart.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My office has drafted a statement, see below.
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I Regret Nothing Ron Swanson
Alt: Ron Swanson saying “I regret nothing. The end.”
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning around 3 AM
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Posting for no reason, just a great movie
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Rachel McAdams: Oh No, He Died!
Alt: Rachel McAdams saying “Oh No, He Died!” unconvincingly from the movie Game Night
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What a devastating loss. Easily one of the most embarrassing things to happen to the US in the past 3 hours.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Quick note: this is a post about how we got here, not how we should behave moving forward.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
People are so desperate for a Democratic candidate with a platform beyond “I’m not a Republican” that they’re willing to overlook a lot of red flags on a personal/background level.
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