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Sam Ellis

@samellis.bsky.social
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I was once politely asked to leave a Cracker Barrel. (Voice) actor, writer, comedian, gamer, semi-functional human being. he/him, described as a “woke angry leftist” by both my conservative family and liberal friends alike

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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Has it been a month since I played this game? Yes. Do I remember how to play it? Unlikely. What could possibly go wrong? I’ll be live at 7 PM ET, come hang out. Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
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EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“First they came for the super small minorities, And I did not speak out, because I’m a moron and never heard that poem”
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s the premiere of Sunday Sillies and we’re getting back to Darkside Detective: Fumble in the Dark. Come hang out, I’m live now! Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
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EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No Mystery Monday this week, I’m still getting used to a new work schedule! Will be back at it next week.
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Shaggy and Scooby's Wild Ride
Alt: Shaggy and Scooby's Wild Ride
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Finishing this game up today at 10 AM ET, come see me get jump scared by an AIM window! Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gonna be a little late this morning, keep an eye out around 9:30 ET for more Fields of Mistria over at twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
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EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Finishing up Darkside Detective and then getting into some additional silliness! Come hang at 1 PM Eastern twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
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EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
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Akupara Games @akuparagames.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Everyone go follow Sam on Twitch. I stumbled upon an Immortal John stream of his and laughed a TON. Super fun times! Follow now so you can say you knew him before he blew up!
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This game is getting hard. Come watch me get frustrated. It’ll be fun, I promise! 7 PM Eastern twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
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EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Friday Funnies streams are about to pop off, y’all
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trying a new game out tonight for Mystery Monday! Utter a Name promises to be very creepy, so come solve some murders with me at 7 PM Eastern twitch.tv/EllisThe12th
Utter a Name
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
No stream this morning or tomorrow, will be back at it Monday night!
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It’s time for BONUS CASES! Come get silly with me at 1 PM Eastern!
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Continuing Chants of Sennaar tonight at 7 Eastern! Come hang out
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Finishing this game up this week! Come hang out at 7 PM Eastern and see how many obvious things I can miss in one stream.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
No Sunday Scaries this week, my voice needs a break. Will be back tomorrow with Mystwood Mansion!
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hopping back into Darkside Detective for Friday Funnies today at 1 PM Eastern, come hang out! Twitch.tv/EllisThe12th
The Darkside Detective
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s Thinky Thursday (and also my birthday) so we’re kicking off Chants of Sennaar over on twitch.tv/EllisThe12th Come hang out and see my 33 year old brain fight for its goddamn life, stream starts at 7 PM Eastern!
Chants of Sennaar
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Mystwood Mansion Monday! Come escape a mansion with me at 7 PM ET over at twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
Escape from Mystwood Mansion
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sunday Scaries this week is Forbidden Solitaire! Come watch me fail to count at 10 AM ET on twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
Forbidden Solitaire
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Going live at noon ET to try out Fields of Mistria! Come farm, forage, and flirt over at twitch.tv/EllisThe12th
Fields of Mistria
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Akupara Games @akuparagames.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm SO GLAD I stopped into this stream (It's still live, btw). 🤣 Follow Sam, but be advised he was once asked to leave a Cracker Barrel...in case that's a deal-breaker.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Going live at 2:30 ET to finish(?) The Procession to Calvary! Come have some stupid fun with me to kick off the weekend (seriously, this game is funny as hell.) Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
The Procession to Calvary
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
New stream series! Come join me for Thinky Thursdays over on my twitch channel starting tonight at 7 PM! This week, we start TR-49. Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
TR-49 cover art
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It’s the much anticipated (by me) return of Sunday Scaries! I’m playing Without a Dawn over at twitch.tv/ellisthe12th staring at 11:30 AM Eastern, come hang out with me and this darkly beautiful game!
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Had a tough day, now accepting pet pics and compliments
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Going live on Twitch to continue our exploration of the Narrative Games Humble Bundle. Under 12 hours left to get 12 games for $10 with money going to Take This! Come check out the games with me and get yours at www.humblebundle.com/games/narrative-12-for-10-bundle
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Narrative 12 for $10 Bundle
Get a collection of our favorite narrative games in this 12 for $10 bundle and support Take This charity with your purchase!
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’ve spent over a decade preaching the gospel of Mary and Max to anyone who will listen. Film you've watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Mary and Max: Love Yourself First Message
Alt: Mary and Max: Love Yourself First Message
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We continue exploring the Narrative Games Humble Bundle tonight with Roadwarden! Come hang out at Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th, starting around 5:00 PM!
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EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Tonight I continue my exploration of the Narrative Games Humble Bundle with Neo Cab! We start at 5:30 ET, come hang out at Twitch.tv/EllisThe12th
Cover art for neo cab
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m back at it! Come explore the Narrative Games Humble Bundle with me this week, starting with Darkside Detective: Fumble in the Dark tonight at 4:30 PM ET. Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
Cover art for The Darkside Detective: A Fumble in the Dark
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I think a big part of the “male loneliness epidemic” is that a lot of the straight men I know mistake self-loathing as a substitute for humility. There’s a world of difference between being a man who recognizes his flaws but still feels worthy of love and being a knock-off Rick Sanchez.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
In today’s episode of “Why You Need Gays in Your Marketing Department”, I just learned that dpstampede.com is the website for the Dolly Parton’s Stampede Dinner Show.
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Dolly Parton's Stampede | Dinner Show Experience | Pigeon Forge & Branson
The World’s Most Visited Dinner Show Attraction with locations in Pigeon Forge, TN and Branson, Mo.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I got a game on sale and now I’m making that your problem. Come watch me stream the Darkside Detective today at 6 PM ET at Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
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EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hey you, I’m going live at 3 PM ET today to talk about the 34 books I’ve read so far this year, come hang out! Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
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EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We have hit the point where all the kids who took their ball and went home as soon as they were losing have taken over a political party, and they claim to be the “tough and manly” party. We truly are beyond satire or parody at this point.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Everyone says folding a fitted sheet is difficult, but you can do it in two simple steps! 1. Give up immediately 2. Move on with your life
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is the summer we learn that it is, in fact, medically impossible to live without a functioning heart.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning around 3 AM
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Posting for no reason, just a great movie
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Rachel McAdams: Oh No, He Died!
Alt: Rachel McAdams saying “Oh No, He Died!” unconvincingly from the movie Game Night
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What a devastating loss. Easily one of the most embarrassing things to happen to the US in the past 3 hours.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
People are so desperate for a Democratic candidate with a platform beyond “I’m not a Republican” that they’re willing to overlook a lot of red flags on a personal/background level.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Make sure you call Grandma America today. It’s her birthday and if I’m being honest, I’m not sure how many more she’s got left.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This would be considered a bad turnout for a weekly trivia night at my local bar.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Hakeem Jeffries is already unpopular in his own district, and triggering this sort of party infighting is exactly why. Out here doing more to stop a successful local politician than he is to pass legislation, oppose Trump, or point out that Mike Johnson is Trump’s puppet from a Temu run of Avenue Q.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The complete wrong take. MAGA did not “blow up” the Republican Party, they pulled it to the right and turned it into a fascist movement, but Repubs are still in sync. Mamdani isn’t “blowing up” the Dems, he’s pulling us to the left and giving us the actual opposition we need in this exact moment.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
HISTORY.
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I feel like I’ve read about another instance of floods and swarms of locust appearing on a cruel and dangerous ruler’s doorstep, but can’t recall where…
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Wil Deny @wildeny.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A flyer with a high heeled shoe crushing a data center.
"HOT SLUTS HATE DATA CENTERS"
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Sam Ellis @samellis.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The end of every Curse of Strahd campaign
Sam Reich, on the set of Game Changer, saying (in a strained, unidentifiable accent) Wow, extraordinarily competent job, players.Sam Reich, on the set of Game Changer, saying “Fuck you.”
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