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@sameguy.bsky.social
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Brisbane Lions🦁 Long-Distance Membership Champion, 17700 km away... Feel free to mute #GoLions! @SameGuy everywhere (or close enough). Unintentionally living on Haudenosaunee land

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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Das Boot
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I hope I don't have to use this too often
"Wrong 80 year old died" meme
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Jerking Man's comeback
The half dozen patriots at the Great State Fair, including a curiously-hunched-over individual baring their midriff in the foreground
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Lol
Graphic of results survey
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"GWS' total of 14.2 (86) in the third quarter is the highest ever total in a third quarter, and the equal-fourth highest total in a quarter in the history of the VFL/AFL. The margin of 83 points is the fourth-most ever in a quarter.
The differential of 83 points is the Lions' second-worst ever in a quarter. They could not move the ball at all out of their defensive half, achieving just one inside 50 from 18 defensive half chains, and turned the ball over 14 times in their defensive half."
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
3rd quarter score worm showing how the Giants poured on 13 unanswered goals since half time
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
You'll need transparent alumineeum
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Taken from the Italian "gabinetto," which while formally meaning "cabinet," it is most often used to say "shithouse."
Screen grab of the Cambridge Dictionary translation of Italian "gabinetto" into English, showing it means "toilet"
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
If Smith goals, will they play Clapton?
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
QTP with a fictional female character you love!
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
2018!
Standing at the "Welcome to Soweto" sign in Soweto Township, Gauteng, South Africa
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Seems about 25% cheaper in Canada... tariffs?
Lego web page screen grab showing the limited edition USS Enterprise D for $489.99 Canadian.
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Perfect.
Screen grab of BlueSky timeline with a picture of Real Madrid player Vini Junior inserted into Edvard Munch's painting the scream, directly after a post by account "Endless Screaming," whose avatar is the Screamer from the original painting
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I thought the game was in LA tonight… Or does Google think we should be like the rest of the world, with the home team on the left side of the scoreboard? So is it really the bottom of the 5th? 🤔 #WorldSeries
A screen grab of Google showing the scorecard for tonight's baseball game in Los Angeles, with LA on the left side and Toronto on the right.
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
AC1708 LAS YUL complete and total barf-o-rama this morning. Almost everybody on board got ill and vomited. More tk
A cabin service van and crew next to an Air Canada planeA cabin service van and crew next to an Air Canada plane
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
What are we even doing here? 🤦🏻‍♂️
Screen grab of a Washington Post skeet beatifying racist, misogynist hate-mongerer Charlie Kirk.
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
My timeline on this site is so good @cyclefunmontreal.bsky.social @taras-grescoe.com
A screenshot of two consecutive Bluesky posts from different authors, both including photos they've taken of retired railroad cabooses!
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
No wildfires here – they are all the way out in the western Prairie provinces – but we're under a "poor air quality" warning. Ya think?
Air quality warning from environment Canada from Montreal
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
J. Peterman behind his desk, looking through copy and stating, "This is incoherent drivel."
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
lol the third re-up for the brunch crowd made my mind immediately see
Fozzy Bear on stage searching for laughs gif
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Post a warning ⚠️
Multiple warnings sign from the Singapore MRT: "No smoking" - fine $1000; "No eating or drinking" - fine $500; "No flammable goods" - fine $5000; and, "No durians."
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
My Gabba seats are at the media raceway, see Lynchy (and sometimes Browny) when I visit 😄 ↓ Last July after Lions v Swans (yours truly with WICKED jet lag) ↓
A jet lagged Brisbane Lions fan from Canada with Lions legend and AFL media star Alastair Lynch (ussie) after the Lions beat the Sydney Swans, July 20, 2024
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Meanwhile, 50 miles on the other side of the border in Montreal, as many as I want, Canada Grade A Large, $4.15 a dozen. That's $2.95 US.
Dozens of dozens of fresh, large eggs on the shelves of my IGA in Canada, with shelf tags showing "$4.15" – $2.95 US.
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
@ohhleary.bsky.social
"Spiking the wood" i.e. tapping a traditional wooden cask of XXXX beer behind the Private Bar at the Breakfast Creek Hotel in Albion, Brisbane, Australia
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
GIF of a scene from the film "Mr. Mom," in which Michael Keaton's character is trying to convince Martin Moll's character of his manliness, branding a chainsaw ready to get to work on renovating the house; Mull asks if he's gonna do this 220, to which Keaton takes a beat to wonder what he meant by that, then responds, "220, 221… Whatever it takes."
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
If you'd shown me this five years ago I'd have thought you were taking the piss #AFL
Screen grab of the bottom of the AFL ladder, showing five teams that have been powerhouses over the past decade with just one win to show between them from 20 games played.
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Ted Lasso pointing to the "Believe" sign above his office door, urging Jamie Tartt to do so.
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Hey @solitarybrother.bsky.social do you think your great ussie with Kat Lee Hinton will be used in a Delta "100 Years" Deltalina retrospective?
Wonderful "ussie" featuring my friend Sly and the inimitable Katherine Lee Hinton, aka Deltalina, a Delta Air Lines flight attendant and star of some of the airline's most memorable safety videos. The original photo was tweeted by Sly @solitarybrother.bsky.social on September 11, 2018, and on March 3, 2025, Delta's X account replied asking for permission to use the picture.
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Canada: [and 🤦🏻‍♂️]
Google Maps searched from Canada now displays the "Gulf of Mexico" label with "Gulf of America in parentheses directly below it, using the same font size.
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
We're just two people, so we chose the smallest HPWH we could find (50 USG/190 L). Couldn't be happier. We pay 6¢/kWh (~6.7¢AU) that comes from 99.7% renewable sources. It averages just over 2 kWh/day, year-round, and that includes the three or so months a year when incoming city water is just 5°C!
Bar graph showing my heat pump water heater's electricity consumption (by month) over the last 12 months, highlighted by the total usage of just 831 kWh, or 2.27 kWh per day.
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Nathan Jr wants to know when the damn fireworks will end. #HappyNewYear
Nathan Jr the greyhound lying on one of his beds
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
😂🤦🏻‍♂️Mes tweets des 16 dernières années sont archivés ici !
Screen grab of a Bluesky post that shows it's an archived tweet from May 6, 2019
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The last time I stayed in the CBD I unintentionally got a room with a hell of a view
View of Circular Quay, Sydney, featuring the Harbour Bridge and the Sydney Opera HouseView of Circular Quay, Sydney, at night, featuring the Harbour Bridge and the Sydney Opera House
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I see a few every week. It's a real pity that a bunch of rich teenagers driving their Fairladys into oncoming traffic (thus bringing about the RHD/JDM ban) ruined it all for real car lovers in QC. I drove a smart fortwo cabrio for 16 years, and it was plenty big enough for all my needs!
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Happy #WingWednesday my #AvGeek family
View of scattered clouds and sunrise twilight far below a Delta A350 wingtip, at FL400 somewhere over the South Pacific between LAX and Sydney
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
If you see this, post a concert photo you took.
Peter Garrett fronting Midnight Oil in 2017 at Place des Arts, Montreal, Quebec
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Insanely good 350+ days grain-fed Darling Downs F4 Wagyu MB6-7 strip loin at the Norman. Omfg🫠
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
.@TerribleMaps Yeeeah guy! Already planning my next terrible trip!
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Way to go with the wrong picture, ⁦@BusinessInsider⁩
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
Steve G's Far Side reference in today's @SpellingBeeNYT hints got me to genuinely belly-laugh out loud.
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
@jonk what size do you need? #BCRF
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
The Sydney Cricket Ground is even more amazing in person than I imagined. #Bloods
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
It’s not real, is it?
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
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Francesco @sameguy.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
Pretty shit hotel?
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