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Sameena Safdar

@sameenasafdar.bsky.social
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Legaltech junkie, former lawyer, #DCStatehood NOW, social media/personal branding consultant, #nomamels, all the gifs

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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 27m
It’s been “specials” since at least the early 2000s. To distinguish it from the uber-important STEM I’m guessing.
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 28m
Uhoh. Why? What more horrendous dictator like monstrosities will they hang? Or do they have a plan to hollow out this agency too?
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 3h
I specifically worked hard to trade babysitting with other parents so I could go out more. Couldn’t afford paid babysitting as often as I wanted and I got free entertainment for my kids to boot!
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 4h
You’re the opposite of Sen Schmitt!
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 4h
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 15h
Congrats on being the dude who felt it was vital to insert his feelings into the convo & Not All Men this!
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 21h
Or….not “93.5% of individuals sentenced for sexual abuse were men.” www.ussc.gov/sites/defaul...
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh wow. Never seen that before
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Taylor Swift's Questionable Side Eye
Alt: Taylor Swift's Questionable Side Eye
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just read your original article (fabulous reporting!) and sooo happy to see the result of the appeal in your new one. Thank you for shedding light into this-it’s every parent’s nightmare.
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I remember being a kid sweating trying to understand which direction on a looping beltway around a major city to tell my mom to go bec I was in the passenger seat so “the navigator” w/atlas Mom: Do I want 270S or 270N? Me: I don’t know-the road looks to be going just east & west here Mom: HURRY UP
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cruz recently revisited his battle for the presidency vs Trump, concluding Trump’s ‘Lyin’ Ted’ barb was due to his ‘instinctual genius’: “The jiu jitsu of Trump was to take my greatest strength & make an attack that goes right at it & I think he does that instinctually in a very effective way.” 🤨
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank gosh I left the end of my first long line to walk up and check bec I had been in the VIP line. I mean-didn’t matter bec started 30 minutes late. But same thing happens for MBMBAM shows, Bhangra Blowout etc And never a word in the multiple emails sent about which entrance to use.
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was there too! Have you ever been to anything at DAR where anyone had a clue which line was for what? Never any signs up or employees around. I was next to an employee on a smoke break who confirmed I was in the regular line. Tons of people got kicked out of VIP line at 9:50 to join our long line
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nooooo!!! When I moved here 23 years ago it was the debate if Meskerem or Dukem was tops. When I was pregnant and there was no Ethiopian food on the hill, I drove to H Street nine months pregnant to get takeout because it was my biggest craving. Just took family there this spring 😭
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omg I’m sorry to miss this! Hopping someone live-skeets it or or writes a recap blog!!
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s some National Treasure-inspired AI slop!
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yup. 9/10 when you turn down a guy’s—unsolicited—date request, you’re called fat, stupid and ugly and told they were doing you a favor by asking you out.
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Predictable Disappointment Sigh
Alt: Ron Swanson sighs and shakes his head as “Predictable Disappointment Sigh” appears below him
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Its amazing! This was in the NYT feed:
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are we sleeping on this other ridiculous poster these fools previously held up during this exchange? The font!!
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think his extracurriculars give you the answer how he got that job. But wow.
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes. But aren’t some of these commonly known even outside DC?
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dude. That was a pitiful showing by the contestants though.
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love the Mall’s layout. It’s a big rectangle with monuments and the Capitol securing opposite ends and the middle. How hard is that?
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just like @justinmcelroy.bsky.social!
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jaysus. I feel like we just got all the scaffolding and fencing and stuff from the Grand Prix down and now they’re back at it for something else?
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From my militarily-policed perch a neighborhood over from the White House, I don’t either.
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You are amazing. Thank you!!
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😳 Israeli bulldozers smash Palestinian olive trees ahead of annual harvest - www.reuters.com/business/env...
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Israeli bulldozers smash Palestinian olive trees ahead of annual harvest
Palestinian villagers wailed over the mangled remains of their olive trees on Wednesday after Israel's military uprooted them with bulldozers, days ahead ​of the annual olive harvest, normally a sourc...
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now I’m remembering Grok is making an AI version of The Odyssey with only white cis people and wondering how that’s coming along and holy moly I missed this last week: futurism.com/future-socie...
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The Winner of Elon Musk's AI "Odyssey" Contest Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Elon Musk launched a contest to create an AI version of the The Odyssey, and the winners all look unbelievably terrible.
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please Sir Can we have some representation? We would love to control our own state budget and national guard and local court judicial nominees and marijuana and abortion laws and you know taxes like the rest of you in your 49 states. #HandsOffDC #DCStatehoid #TheLastColony
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Please Sir Oliver Twist
ALT: Please Sir Oliver Twist
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They don’t have to remember her actions from 8 years ago-she’s voted to confirm staunch anti-abortion judicial nominees multiple times in the last WEEK: bsky.app/profile/patr...
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And I worry this is my vibe!
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Liz Lemon's Mandaparty
Alt: Liz Lemon's Mandaparty: she dances while singing “There ain’t no party killed a Liz Lemon party cus a Liz Lemon party is mandatory.”
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
SAME!
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not a line but boy is this me.
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Liz Lemon Teaches The Selfie High Five
Alt: Liz Lemon Teaches The Selfie High Five
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I did as well-but St Louis Bread Co changed after it became Panera!
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have tried to ban it from my vocabulary so I stop shoulding all over myself.
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Make them litigate. Every stupid unlawful action they take.
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Mando: This Is The Way
Alt: Mando: This Is The Way
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I disagree-have you eaten the chicken at Panera? 😬 But still I can’t really put one over the other in menu variety or quality otherwise.
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s just Panera or Au Bon Pain. Pretty interchangeable.
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean….i think something’s going on when you’re paying your congressional staffers that much $$$.
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes but sounds like not all these allegations are contained in there but copied from someone else’s substack? I just read this thread but need to open and read the ethics complaint: bsky.app/profile/clap...
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There’s not any sources for that thread
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can’t believe your feed has not yet been inundated with this but I guess they don’t have fish
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Gustavo Fring: Los Pollos Hermanos Welcomes You
Alt: Gustavo Fring stand under a sign that says the Los Pollos Hermanos family Welcomes You. As he speaks the restaurant’s logo appears in the upper left and the camera pans out to show him standing behind an ironing board and iron with a Los pollos hermanos shirt on the table.
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yup. As a 90-day pilot before rolling out to other airports across the country.
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why does that dog look like Mitch McConnell (before or after his recent health issues)?
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Great and hilarious use of alt-text to start the week! Bravo @atrupar.com! #accessibility
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s on my running/walking tour of favorite Christmas trees in the city!
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
😢
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What happened on H & Florida? 8 cop cars with sirens and more Natl Guard than you can shake a stick at.
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Sameena Safdar @sameenasafdar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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George Bluth Sr. & Michael Bluth: Banana Stand
Alt: George Bluth Sr. (In a prison jumpsuit) At the visiting table eats an ice cream sandwich and says to Michael Bluth: Theres Always Money in the Banana Stand
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