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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Put his name in the title of the article.
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Title should be "Republicans Don't Even Try to Stop Trump From Taking Away Their Power".
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The sources added that Patel consistently kept Bailey at arm's length and cut him out of meetings the deputy FBI director should attend because Bailey was constantly flagging things that were unconstitutional." www.cbsnews.com/news/top-fbi...
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Top FBI official Andrew Bailey, who was once widely seen as Patel successor, resigns
Bailey was originally brought in to help ease tensions between former Attorney General Pam Bondi and former FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino.
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Dustin Volz @dustinvolz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NEWS: Classified U.S. intelligence assessments have determined that the Kremlin has again authorized a digital influence campaign to peddle content across social media in hopes of seeding or amplifying domestic divisions around the election season, U.S. officials said www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/u...
nytimes.com
Russia Aims to Inject Chaos Into Elections, U.S. Intelligence Finds (Gift Article)
The Kremlin is once again seeking to undermine confidence in American democracy with online influence campaigns, U.S. officials said.
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The short answer is yes.
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What about twice baked? Yum!
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Say his name in the title.
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I thought this was an Onion article for a second.
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Nobody cares.
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Say his name in the article title.
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Say her name in the title.
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Why didn't they put her name in the title?
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Weird article title. He has a name.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/05/2026
"For this focus group, conducted shortly before a sustained green glow began emanating from the station’s superlaser array, we spoke with residents who said they had backed Emperor Palpatine but now felt conflicted."
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“They Would Never Use the Death Star on Us”: Alderaan Residents Reflect on Their Support for the Empire as a Large Imperial Installation Enters the System
“For this focus group, conducted shortly before a sustained green glow began emanating from the station’s superlaser array, we spoke with residents who said ...
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
What about the president and VP?
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I like that it ended with love.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 25/03/2026
BREAKING: A jury in Los Angeles finds Instagram and YouTube liable in a landmark social media addiction trial.
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Jury finds Instagram and YouTube liable in landmark social media addiction trial
A jury found both Meta and YouTube liable in a first-of-its-kind lawsuit that aimed to hold social media platforms responsible for harm to children using their services.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 15/03/2026
"How long have I been in this place? I cannot say. In the darkness, time has lost meaning. The only days I remember are 'Days of Heaven' (Terrence Malick, 1978), the only nights, 'Nights of Cabiria' (Fellini, 1957)."
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I Am Trapped in the Criterion Closet
How long have I been in this place? I cannot say. In the darkness, time has lost meaning. The only days I remember are Days of Heaven (Terrence Mal...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/03/2026
"He’s just one guy. One freaking guy. You have got to stop coming here, day after day, screaming into me about him. Especially using that many curse words. I think we can both admit at this point that the screaming isn’t working. The screaming isn’t making you feel any better."
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The Void Would Very Much Like You to Stop Screaming Into It
Hey. It’s me. The Void. We need to talk. I know I don’t usually say anything. I know this is usually a one-way street, and you’re used to that. You...
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The perfect headline doesn’t exi…
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Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change
Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/02/2026
"I forced the shape of English onto resisting tongues and then dared to call it 'broken.'"
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I’m Still Your America
Hey, patriot. It’s been a week. As ICE spreads terror through the streets, and Teacup Eichmann presided over the murder of yet another innocent civ...
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Reuters @reuters.com · 12/02/2026
Trump administration set to revoke basis of US climate regulation reut.rs/46Mg6p0
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Trump administration set to revoke basis of US climate regulation
The administration of President Donald Trump on Thursday plans to announce the repeal of a scientific finding that greenhouse gas emissions endanger human health, removing the legal basis for federal climate regulations.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 07/02/2026
President Donald Trump says he won't apologize for posting a racist video of the Obamas. Trump told reporters, “I didn't make a mistake,” as he flew to Florida aboard Air Force One on Friday.
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Trump shares a racist video that depicts the Obamas as primates in a jungle
President Donald Trump has used his social media account to share a video about election conspiracy theories that includes a racist depiction of former President Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle Obama, as primates in a jungle.
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Tim Stephens @proftimstephens.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
This pay for pardon list is extraordinary. www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
forbes.com
Everyone Pardoned By Trump With Political Or Financial Ties To White House
Trump pardoned a banker convicted of bribing the former Puerto Rican governor after his daughter gave $3.5 million to the president’s super PAC.
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MPR News @mprnews.org · 08/01/2026
Renee Good is at least the fifth death to result in an aggressive immigration crackdown by the Trump administration. Other cases include a person fatally shot by ICE outside Chicago and two people who died after being struck by vehicles while fleeing authorities.
mprnews.org
Driver shot in Minneapolis is at least the fifth person killed in U.S. immigration crackdown
A motorist who was fatally shot by an immigration officer in Minneapolis is at least the fifth person to die since the Trump administration launched its aggressive immigration crackdown last year. The...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 06/01/2026
Who better to debate the historical implications of the January 6 Insurrection than Fox News Host Jeannie Pirro (noted critic of the rioters) and current US Attorney Jeanine Pirro (noted defender of the rioters)?
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A Debate on the January 6th Insurrection Between Fox News Host Jeanine Pirro and U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro
Note: All of Jeanine Pirro’s dialogue below is taken from statements she has made on the record and accurately reflects the spirit in which they we...
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 27/10/2025
When asked about Russia’s war in Ukraine, ChatGPT, Google’s Gemini, DeepSeek, and xAI’s Grok all regularly cite Russian propaganda www.wired.com/story/chatbo...
wired.com
Chatbots Are Pushing Sanctioned Russian Propaganda
ChatGPT, Gemini, DeepSeek, and Grok are serving users propaganda from Russian-backed media when asked about the invasion of Ukraine, new research finds.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/09/2025
“Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second commandment is ‘Don’t let trans people compete in women’s sports.’” (Matthew 22:37–40)
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Thirteen Bible Verses That Prove Jesus Was a Republican
1. “And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the Kingdom of God… unl...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 17/09/2025
"We want to change the perception of journalists away from the elitist East Coast Democrat of yesteryear to the rabid logical fallacy machine of tomorrow. And at the Times, that dream isn’t too far in the future."
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In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
Here at the New York Times, we believe that all sides of the story should be tolerated and explored, from white supremacists being actually kinda c...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 03/06/2025
We have updated our running list of Trump's cruelties, collusion, corruptions, and crimes with 59 new atrocities since early May. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors
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Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
Early in President Trump’s first term, McSweeney’s editors began to catalog the head-spinning number of misdeeds coming from his administration. We...
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
sorry, link: www.yahoo.com/news/america...
yahoo.com
'Make America Healthy Again' report cites nonexistent studies: authors
At least four of the studies cited in a flagship White House report on children's health do not exist, authors listed in the document told AFP Thursday, casting doubt on the paper outlining Health Sec...
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Wtf
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Chess.com is great!
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Chess.com - Play Chess Online - Free Games
Play chess online for free on Chess.com with over 200 million members from around the world. Have fun playing with friends or challenging the computer!
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
It should be entirely uncontroversial to demand that 14,000 babies dying of malnutrition be fed, and that those starving them be brought to justice. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
theguardian.com
First Thing: UN says 14,000 babies could die in Gaza in next 48 hours under Israeli aid blockade
UK, France and Canada warn Israel of action if ‘egregious’ conduct in Gaza continues. Plus, Trump and Putin discuss Ukraine
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 16/05/2025
"Can you picture this year’s Christmas dinner? The Pope shows up with his seven-layer dip and gets accosted with, “The Walmart cashier said ‘Happy Holidays’ to me to deliberately persecute Christians—what are you gonna do about it, Your Holiness?!”
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An Open Letter to My Dead Mother about the New Pope with the MAGA Brother
Hey Mum! Remember a couple of months before you died, when you told me the Freemasons had installed Pope Francis? And that he was in cahoots with O...
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Eric Lipton NYT @ericlipton.nytimes.com · 05/05/2025
A race played out across the globe, from Europe to the Middle East and the U.S., led by Eric Trump & Don Trump Jr. as they pushed new ways to profit off of the Trump name & Trump's status as POTUS. The NYT today investigates this extraordinary drive to cash in. nyti.ms/4iNzTYv
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Donald Jr. and Eric Trump Pursue New Deals That Would Enrich President Trump (Gift Article)
The president’s older sons, Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, spent the past two weeks traveling the world and announcing deals, many of which will financially benefit their father.
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Fascinating. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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‘Everything you’ve been told is a lie!’ Inside the wellness-to-fascism pipeline
One minute you’re doing the downward dog, the next you’re listening to conspiracy theories about Covid or the new world order. How did the desire to look after yourself become so toxic?
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NPR @npr.org · 02/04/2025
Staff that administer programs to help the elderly, disabled people and poor families with basic needs lost their jobs amid the Trump administration's layoffs.
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HHS layoffs hit Meals on Wheels and other services for seniors and disabled
Staff that administer programs to help the elderly, disabled people and poor families with basic needs lost their jobs amid the Trump administration's layoffs.
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Exactly!!!
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
In today's ramble, I review some of the more egregious headlines from yesterday's legacy media front pages, to show how they are failing to convey the grave threat to democracy.
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Ramble On: "This Is All Totally Normal," Legacy Media Wants You to Know (video)
Morning thoughts on Democratic messaging and the failure of the New York Times, Washington Post, and other legacy media outlets to convey the direness of the threat
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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They're lying to you about transgender women and girls in sports
The president, politicians and right-wing activists are lying to you about trans women in sports to get what they want.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 06/03/2025
US stops sharing intelligence on Russia with Ukraine
theguardian.com
US stops sharing intelligence on Russia with Ukraine
US no longer providing information about targets in Russia, in latest blow after halting military aid The US has stopped sharing intelligence with Ukraine after Donald Trump’s suspension of military aid on Monday, in another serious blow to Kyiv in the…
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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Phil Williams @philinvestigates.com · 06/02/2025
FROM CNN: The FBI is preparing to disband a team of specialists charged with combating foreign threats to US elections, a source familiar tells CNN. www.cnn.com/politics/liv...
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
gizmodo.com/elon-musks-e...
gizmodo.com
Elon Musk's Enemy, USAID, Was Investigating Starlink Over Its Contracts in Ukraine
The agency was in the midst of a probe into the billionaire's company at the time of Musk's assault.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 02/02/2025
RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Some good news. www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
reuters.com
Bloomberg philanthropy to cover U.S. climate dues after Paris withdrawal
Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg's philanthropy and other U.S. funders said on Thursday they will cover U.S. financial obligations to the UN climate framework after President Donald Trump called for the U.S. to withdraw - for a second time - from the Paris climate agreement.
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl
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Sam Koe Dis @samdismuke.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Past Lives was surprisingly good.
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