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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And one of these days in six words, I'll express this sorry tale.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can I nominate bureaucracy as having a similarly maddening surfeit of vowels?
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like body horror really hits hard at that age and there's definitely some uncanny body horror bits in Mars attacks (in my memory).
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My primary school best friend's mum ran a video shop so I think I saw all sorts of wild stuff (I think we saw Emmanuel aged ~7) but the two that stuck in my nightmares were the face stretching from Beetlejuice and the liquid metal self healing from Terminator 2. Neither exactly horror as a grown up.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We shall overt cum.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We've all been there. I once cooked an (admittedly weird shaped) scotch bonnet into a stir fry thinking it was a normal jalapeno type supermarket chilli. I had to go and have a bath afterward.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The last part of which gives me my favourite family anecdote. The day my nan first encountered chilis at the market in the early 60s so bought a pound of them to boil up and serve to my grandad when he got back from work. My mum still nearly dies laughing thinking about it.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, they all have opinions about which are the most effective for them. We have a whole Slack channel for sharing these things at work - they all sound like grey wallpaper to me but they're unquestionably popular.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's really popular amongst a large cohort of (possibly mostly tech right now) workers who want "productivity music" or whatever.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh I'm 100% on your side of this equation (and as a massive magpie I have no idea what personalised music would even mean for me) here but I'm not sure that the general consumption of music today is so very far from what he's describing and wouldn't be shocked to see it go that way.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not sure that is how most music is listened to is it? Sure, 6 music dads and K-pop stans are going to want to explore and learn but for the vast number of people who turn on Smooth or Hits Radio or Relaxed Playlist etc. and have it wash over them 12+ hours a day are less likely to be bothered.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Minor claim to fame: My babysitter as a child was one of the cenobites. Fortunately I was not aware of this at 8 years old or I'd probably have turned out very differently.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For sale, sex swing, never used.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Blimey, I drifted away a long time ago but what a formative period it was.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Christ, 6 music just giving unchallenged air time to one of the “protesters“ from Portsmouth on the news bulletin. New low.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
God, imagine the #content coming out of those bad boys this week.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If only the UK had a recent example of of teflon coated, media darling politician brought low by a succession of individually minor scandals they could draw on as a mental template.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Oh yeah, I should probably have mentioned, Dave has a spaniel."
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Repulsion is a form of influence I guess?
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's an incredible spot even with the numbers down. Here's a shaky video from us rounding in a race earlier this summer:
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bisque Geordie-Jeans
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
But it's nice for it to remember Rutger Hauer's brief stint as The Doctor.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I saw a video a while back describing Grooved Arete on Tryfan as a scramble and honestly the point at which you're bigging up a notoriously tricky and polished climb as a scramble is the point someone should drop a rock on your head.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Another Cinematic Orchestra track but how about: open.spotify.com/track/2OzVzX...
open.spotify.com
All Things To All Men
The Cinematic Orchestra, Roots Manuva · Every Day · Song · 2002
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Apart from Foot and Mouth, obvs.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Look, if you came from Longtown you'd want something. Anything.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fond memories of being told I was a racist for complaining about loud cars on twitter.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Genuinely: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_(w...
en.wikipedia.org
Head (watercraft) - Wikipedia
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ridiculous question, you don't shit off the side you shit off the front.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
100% agree* *on the evidence of one night
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Being up in the loft installing a ceiling fan yesterday was hellish but goddamn was it worth it last night. I don't think I really knew what I was missing out on.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This has reminded me of this excellent Chilean graffiti.
A hoot of a dog lying next to a stenciled image of the same dog.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Quite enjoy that they've given it a bit of a Basquiat aesthetic though.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ohhh, I like this, I reckon I can dovetail it into my latent take that the emergence of Smooth Radio as the omni-music is responsible for the rise of fascism.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I was having a large gash in my leg stitched up by an italian doctor after a skiing crash and rather than a local anaesthetic he chose to shout the names of british military heroes at me. Starting out the window at the dolomites whilst a man shouted "WINSTON CHURCHILL" and shoved a needle into me.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's been very noticeable that the most prominent face of the ongoing Tyne waste spill cleanup has been Kim Mcguiness, far more so than the local MPs. I can imagine some degree of translation to _some_ sorts of casework.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
But it's nice that in both cases you could be accompanied on the organ
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I think I'd be buying a new pool skimming net.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
As an anti-wetroom evangelist I can't get past the walk in shower which will inevitably overflow onto the natural stone flags and end up with mould problems.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
43 years old with over a decade in electoral politics? Time to forgive some youthful missteps.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Also, wine fridges are great and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just a more civilised way to live, here's mine:
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I've been trying for ages to frame the pushback against 6 music's promotion of a more diverse playlist in recent years as britain's Gamergate - if you'd like any scare quotes.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Weirdly quiet out considering... Just taken a bus from Blyth to Newcastle and saw single figures of football shirts and the pubs were half full half an hour before kick off.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It's definitely affluent and niche-ish, kind of a small niche within a big audience. I would assume so, I think he's also seeing it as part of a model where he can monetise his engineering skills by building paid tooling associated with the content he provides.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I can't understand the economics of someone with 5 figure subscriber numbers nudging towards 6 figure income but fair play to him.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
One of my development team recently left the industry because he realised that his moderately successful Youtube channel could bring in more than he was making from a company paying top end of the UK salary scale for software engineers.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I do quite a lot of offshore sailing and one of the pleasures that affords you is the right to say "worse things happen at sea" and then look wistfully into the distance.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Back in the 90s IIRC she was always portrayed as stuck in the past but in some ways she's been ahead of her time. A real prototype for the bedroom warrior who starts out with some niche beliefs and finds an incentive which amplifies them to the point of radicalisation and allows no compromise.
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samcartwright.bsky.social @samcartwright.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The replies to that seem remarkably... sane? Is X not coming out swinging for Farage?
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