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Sam

@samblakeman.bsky.social
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Wannabe Ultra Runner, Triathlete, #Ironman. Sponsored by Just Eat.

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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The original was better: Jokes this is brilliant.
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
They are all over the place in Wigan these days… ❤️
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Kids these days don’t know the meaning of of a hard days prompting…
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
We eat fagots over here.. 😉 which leads to some interesting google suggestions…
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Just picked up the latest edition of the US Constitution:
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I’m enjoying The Constitution V2
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Nope… they at least had a code… 🤷‍♀️
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This one hits hard…
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Didn’t have Taco or Terrorism on my 2026 bingo card
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If someone sent you this AI image a few years ago you would would have confused the hell out of them… Who knows what Tuesday will bring
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Happy to help a fellow Sammy owner!
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Example output:
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Maybe you should try it?
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
“HAVE YOU GOT ANY WARSHIPS YOU CAN SEND TO IRAN?
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Little Venn Diagram
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Absolute click bait trash from a local paper. The £400 is 4% interest if you have £10k in a savings account… good lord..
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I'm all for people jumping ship from the horror that is ChatGPT but if your going to break it for us power users please go make caricatures on Gemini!
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Context...
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
“Hello? Yes it’s Newport Council. We have reconsidered your offer to buy our landfill site” #crypto
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Data centres, in space
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Thought I got a bargain when I got this in the sale… then I wore it to ASDA one day… 😱🫣
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Where did they get these folks that they placed behind him???
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Has anyone memed the kid on the left that keeps looking at messages on his phone and smirking?
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
@katie0martin.ft.com Might get one of these #silver
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
“If you bring fangs, even if you had a god given right to be born with them, to a protest then you can expect to be trodden on”
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Make it mandatory that anyone who uses them has to wear a massive sandwich board with this one and be subject to data protection requirements
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
“No Mr President. You are the patient”
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
“No Mr President…. You are the patient!”
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Maybe it’s just all been lost in translation…
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
That #btc though…
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Cracking night run for the Lakeland 50 miles today. #ultrarunning #running
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This you?
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Something quite magical about 10 miles on a cold clear day. #running It really is the best timeline cleanse for the brain and body.
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Hate to say I told you so
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Epic trip to Snowdonia today to make the most of the snow with the youngest.
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
She’s super gentle, but as far as #dogs go she’s terrible at catching a snack! 😂😂😂❤️ #dogo #samoyed
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Sam @samblakeman.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
This is so Alpha it hurts. I imagine he will be downing a big glass of Soy milk to console. 🙄
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