Sam @sambeau.bsky.social · 07/09/2026He did put snowy on a lead at one point and Snowy was *not* happy about it. 000
Sam @sambeau.bsky.social · 15/08/2026"If the doctor says I'm impotent, then I'm gonna dress impotent." 000
Sam @sambeau.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Damage is 4th power of axle-weight. But, heavy lorries have more axels—so the truth is somewhere in the middle. However, this doesn't negate the fact that a large, heavy car will do 100x the damage of a small car. 000
Sam @sambeau.bsky.social · 14/07/2026You could have easily fitted 4 kids in the boot of a Granada Ghia estate … plus a large dog. 020
Sam @sambeau.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Our rule is that you *have* to see it in real life. You’re never allowed to make one up. We also have ones that you can sing “Deck the halls” to. “Fa la la, la la la, la la la.” 000
Sam @sambeau.bsky.social · 04/07/2026What it says on the container has little bearing on whether you can put it in the recycling bin. Most councils will only take a few specific items, and usually not recyclable plastic containers. 000
Sam @sambeau.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Oh, I dunno. This guy seems to be doing alright in that department. 110
Sam @sambeau.bsky.social · 03/01/2026If anyone's passing by Queens Park tomorrow lunchtime! 😂 #glasgow #fluteaccompaniment 010
Sam @sambeau.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Dont'ya just hate it when they do this! *cough* #givemerealyaxis #cough #anthropic 120
Sam @sambeau.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Elvis was a hero to most But he never meant shit to me you see Straight up racist that sucker was Simple and plain Mother fuck him and John Wayne 000
Sam @sambeau.bsky.social · 29/09/2025What are the lyrics to Something by the Beatles, oh great AI? 010
