SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I feel that we are not properly appreciating that every foul Chara is called for is literally record breaking. #RCTID 030
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Rotate the board! #RCTIDstatic.klipy.comNumberwang David MitchellALT: Numberwang David Mitchell 001
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026NEW CHANT: Jannsen in the streets. -my wife #RCTID 011
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Now we go on the longest run of consecutive game with a hat trick. Why not?! #RCTID 030
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Went to see Alien at Hollywood last night instead of the game. Here's a video my wife took of me not handling missing the hat trick well. #RCTID 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I mean, that and that made sense to me in the world where we have Kelsy. But now, it feels like the FO was a little shortsighted. Don't you think Mora would be starting the rest of the season if he was still here? 110
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I judged Kelsey early on, but I was really wrong about him. Great player, wish him the best, thanks for the goals. Does make me wonder though, why exactly did we just get rid of Mora? #RCTID 120
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It's not hard. Top 16 teams, home and away until the final. No Gavin Wilkinson. I don't know why the league is overcomplicating it. #GWOUT #RCTID #MLS 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I can't help but being hella charmed every time Marti talks to the press. Here's hoping he's here for a long time. #RCTID 030
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Respect. I totally back that choice, just wanted to make you aware if you weren't, since it was a made-up competition and easily (and perhaps rightfully) overlooked. 100
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Timbers play in Leagues Cup against Puebla 100
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Jack Cassidy is the Finn Surman of Gio Savareses. #RCTID 050
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I have rewatched Schmetzer's post game presser more than the highlights. #RCTID 050
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Might have been the best TIFO of all time. Mainly because of how awesome it was, but partly because of Schmetzer's crash out. #RCTIDstatic.klipy.comPinhead: Oh, You Suffer BeautifullyALT: Pinhead: Oh, You Suffer Beautifully 092
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Second time I've cried from Timbers, Mora was also the other time. 110
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026That was one of the best episodes of the Timbers of all time. #RCTID 1120
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026It was Blanco, but I think after tonight we have a new #3. 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Mora'equalizer™️ was the greatest sports moment I've seen in person. He's always been my wife's favorite player. His BBQ buddies helped us out in car trouble. For me, he's the #4 Timber of the MLS era. I can't wait to watch him score the hat trick in his final game (in stoppage time of course) #RCTID 130
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 22/07/2026To the tune of Goodnight Ladies: "Marti Cifuentes! Marti Cifuentes! Marti Cifuentes! We are going to need you now" #RCTID 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Quickly screenshot all the doubters pregame #RCTID 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026"I managed to blow Timbers unbeaten streak in Seattle. This is how Tuchel should tweak England" #RCTID 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026What a half. I felt coming into this game the roster was "on trial", and they are showing that they are up to the assignment. Hell, even K.Miller looking good. 110
Reposted by SamAsHeEverWasErik Keating @erikkeating.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It’s so nice to Timbies playing with heart & urgency again 🥹 #RCTID 231
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026No coach, no prisoners. #RCTID #FuckSeattle #GutTheFishstatic.klipy.comBart Simpson Stabbing a FishALT: Bart Simpson Stabbing a Fish 031
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Maybe I've been refreshing too much, but F5 is starting to seem like a good choice for the next Timbers coach. #RCTID 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026We don't need no Head Coach-ication. We don't need no ball control. Just Pants and Surman on the back line. Hey Merritt! Pick up the fucking phone! All in all we're just another club with no coach. #RCTID 020
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I complain about those benches in every post-game survey. This would HUGE. 000
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Also Finn Surman (of the Portland Timbers) is playing for New Zealand against Belgium in the World Cup tonight at 8pm. #RCTID 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 26/06/2026If anyone is up in Vancouver to root on Finn, hit me up. I'm gonna be in Gastown with the Kiwis before the match but I'd love to meet up with some fellow Finn-natics. #RCTID 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Pumped for Melbourne. I loved Gio, even in the bad times. Speaking of, can anyone help me find the clip of Gio being interviewed at halftime and when asked "What do you tell the Team?" He said "They played fucking terrible today". Iconic. #RCTID 020
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I'll be at the Belgium game. I would attend a gathering. 120
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Hey @foxsports.com.web.brid.gy, how much is World Cup Premium? You know, without all the unnecessary ads that make me miss the game. #WorldCup 000
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Commercial breaks in the middle of a half is a disgrace. Time to use a VPN. @foxsports.com.web.brid.gy #WorldCup 000
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026So that means Curtain prefers Precourt to Paulson...that's embarrassing as hell. #RCTID 130
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 05/06/2026New Chant Pitch: (To the tune of Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani) In net is Pantemis He saves any shot on net. #RCTID 000
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 02/06/2026The freaking GOAT, Tim Payne, played for T2. Can't believe I get to see this legend and Finn tear it up at the #WorldCup. #RCTID #TimPayne 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I know the Timbers got a lot of work to do to get back to where we want to be, but I'm excited to get excited. #RCTIDstatic.klipy.comMichael Scott: I Am Ready To Get Hurt AgainALT: Michael Scott: I Am Ready To Get Hurt Again 040
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Absolutely brutal to have the PA speakers playing "Somebody That I Used To Know". #RCTID 0111
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 18/05/2026static.klipy.comDenethor EatingALT: Denethor Eating 000
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Keeping Phil this long has been really unfair to whatever assistant coach that would have gotten a handful of MLS games as interim manager. #RCTID 071
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I didn't say 2026. But it is MLS, I didn't NOT say 2026 either. Who knows what this team could do with one of those head coach people I've heard other teams talk about. 120
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Exactly. We gotta keep the streak alive. I remember watching Piquionne's first half hatty, and I was in the stadium for Yimmi's CCL one. I'm very invested in non-MLS regular season hat tricks. 020
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 09/05/2026We at least need to get one in preseason, post season and leagues cup first. Just so they can still be like "Technically the Timbers haven't scored a hat trick in regular MLS play". 330
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I think the Timbers should hire a person whose whole job is to get the team ready for games. Someone whose responsibility it is to be at practice, train the team, go over tactical plays, and decide what kind of soccer this roster should play. I would love if the Timbers had one of those. #RCTID 171
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I just don't get why they think they need to move the Whitecaps. Just give Vegas a team. The MLS should have like 60 teams with pro/rel. The only rule from here on out should be: no more "____ City" or "____ United" or "_____ FC". Choose a mascot , cowards. This is American sports, not Euro cosplay. 020
