SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Rotate the board! #RCTIDstatic.klipy.comNumberwang David MitchellALT: Numberwang David Mitchell 001
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026NEW CHANT: Jannsen in the streets. -my wife #RCTID 011
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Now we go on the longest run of consecutive game with a hat trick. Why not?! #RCTID 030
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Went to see Alien at Hollywood last night instead of the game. Here's a video my wife took of me not handling missing the hat trick well. #RCTID 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I judged Kelsey early on, but I was really wrong about him. Great player, wish him the best, thanks for the goals. Does make me wonder though, why exactly did we just get rid of Mora? #RCTID 120
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It's not hard. Top 16 teams, home and away until the final. No Gavin Wilkinson. I don't know why the league is overcomplicating it. #GWOUT #RCTID #MLS 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I can't help but being hella charmed every time Marti talks to the press. Here's hoping he's here for a long time. #RCTID 030
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Jack Cassidy is the Finn Surman of Gio Savareses. #RCTID 050
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I have rewatched Schmetzer's post game presser more than the highlights. #RCTID 050
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Might have been the best TIFO of all time. Mainly because of how awesome it was, but partly because of Schmetzer's crash out. #RCTIDstatic.klipy.comPinhead: Oh, You Suffer BeautifullyALT: Pinhead: Oh, You Suffer Beautifully 092
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026That was one of the best episodes of the Timbers of all time. #RCTID 1120
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Mora'equalizer™️ was the greatest sports moment I've seen in person. He's always been my wife's favorite player. His BBQ buddies helped us out in car trouble. For me, he's the #4 Timber of the MLS era. I can't wait to watch him score the hat trick in his final game (in stoppage time of course) #RCTID 130
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 22/07/2026To the tune of Goodnight Ladies: "Marti Cifuentes! Marti Cifuentes! Marti Cifuentes! We are going to need you now" #RCTID 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Quickly screenshot all the doubters pregame #RCTID 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026"I managed to blow Timbers unbeaten streak in Seattle. This is how Tuchel should tweak England" #RCTID 010
Reposted by SamAsHeEverWasErik Keating @erikkeating.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It’s so nice to Timbies playing with heart & urgency again 🥹 #RCTID 231
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026No coach, no prisoners. #RCTID #FuckSeattle #GutTheFishstatic.klipy.comBart Simpson Stabbing a FishALT: Bart Simpson Stabbing a Fish 031
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Maybe I've been refreshing too much, but F5 is starting to seem like a good choice for the next Timbers coach. #RCTID 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026We don't need no Head Coach-ication. We don't need no ball control. Just Pants and Surman on the back line. Hey Merritt! Pick up the fucking phone! All in all we're just another club with no coach. #RCTID 020
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 26/06/2026If anyone is up in Vancouver to root on Finn, hit me up. I'm gonna be in Gastown with the Kiwis before the match but I'd love to meet up with some fellow Finn-natics. #RCTID 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Pumped for Melbourne. I loved Gio, even in the bad times. Speaking of, can anyone help me find the clip of Gio being interviewed at halftime and when asked "What do you tell the Team?" He said "They played fucking terrible today". Iconic. #RCTID 020
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Hey @foxsports.com.web.brid.gy, how much is World Cup Premium? You know, without all the unnecessary ads that make me miss the game. #WorldCup 000
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Commercial breaks in the middle of a half is a disgrace. Time to use a VPN. @foxsports.com.web.brid.gy #WorldCup 000
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026So that means Curtain prefers Precourt to Paulson...that's embarrassing as hell. #RCTID 130
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 05/06/2026New Chant Pitch: (To the tune of Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani) In net is Pantemis He saves any shot on net. #RCTID 000
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 02/06/2026The freaking GOAT, Tim Payne, played for T2. Can't believe I get to see this legend and Finn tear it up at the #WorldCup. #RCTID #TimPayne 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I know the Timbers got a lot of work to do to get back to where we want to be, but I'm excited to get excited. #RCTIDstatic.klipy.comMichael Scott: I Am Ready To Get Hurt AgainALT: Michael Scott: I Am Ready To Get Hurt Again 040
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Absolutely brutal to have the PA speakers playing "Somebody That I Used To Know". #RCTID 0111
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Keeping Phil this long has been really unfair to whatever assistant coach that would have gotten a handful of MLS games as interim manager. #RCTID 071
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I think the Timbers should hire a person whose whole job is to get the team ready for games. Someone whose responsibility it is to be at practice, train the team, go over tactical plays, and decide what kind of soccer this roster should play. I would love if the Timbers had one of those. #RCTID 171
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I just don't get why they think they need to move the Whitecaps. Just give Vegas a team. The MLS should have like 60 teams with pro/rel. The only rule from here on out should be: no more "____ City" or "____ United" or "_____ FC". Choose a mascot , cowards. This is American sports, not Euro cosplay. 020
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 26/04/2026What a game. I can't help but believe in these players. Great game for Kelsy, Pants and Kamal Miller Skeptics. #RCTID 220
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 24/04/2026As a Timber fans, I want #PhilOut. As someone who advocates for workers rights, I want everyone to have the same job security as Neville does before this World Cup break. #RCTID 060
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 13/04/2026The last minute winner takes all the headlines, but didn't it feel like we had 30+ backheel flick passes that game? They weren't all necessary or helpful, but it was something I noticed. I don't know if someone has stats like that but I'd bet that was team record, at least in the MLS era. #RCTID 010
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I'm going to bed, but I am excited to hear who is named interim manager when I wake up. #RCTID 030
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 13/02/2026New Data Analyst showing up for their first day with Timbers. #RCTID 140
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 10/01/2026For me as a fan of watching the Timbers, the Ayala transfer just feels bad. But for all the Ned Defenders out there, the merit of their argument depends on how big of a percentage this is. #RCTID 020
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Ned can't manage people, even generally. All the talent walks out the door. Can we replace him with someone who is an actual GM instead of this retirement plan for a former player who only played 27 games for Timbers. Like does he have blackmail on MP or maybe did he use a monkey paw? #NEDOUT #RCTID 110
Reposted by SamAsHeEverWasJeremy Peterman𓅪 @jeremypeterman.bsky.social · 23/10/2025They sent the feds into Portland and they've only been able to get Chauncey Billups 😭😭 624556
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Section 99 does NOT win the beef jerky...just after being called out by @outerroses.bsky.social ...cOiNcIdEnCe!? 120
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Of all the criticisms that could be made against Neville, which is arguably more than a handful, the one that feels the most unforgivable is not playing Diego Chara on Diego Chara Bobblehead Night. Cause now I got this thing on my desk forever that reminds me of what a dumb call that was. #RCTID 070
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Anyone need two tix for Bangers FC tonight? Wife and I got sick. $25 each for Sideline Lounge? #RCTID #PDX 000
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I'm seeing a lot of people put Adi over Mora on the all time best XI. Although the vibes were better during the Adi years, I don't think anything Adi did comes close to MLS Cup 2021. Also, Asprilla 2018 game vs the Sounders puts him above Adi for me, but that one is much more debatable imo. #RCTID 130
SamAsHeEverWas @samasheeverwas.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Remember after beating us 5-0, Vancouver got a new coach. We have the same coach that is losing to the new Vancouver coach in the exact same fashion. #RCTID 010
