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Sam Martinez

@samartinez.bsky.social
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Sam Martinez @samartinez.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I keep forgetting about this app 😭
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Sam Martinez @samartinez.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This mf said get your ass to the gym cause your morning skinny is someone else’s afternoon bloated 😭
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Still guilty.
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ESSEJ @essejpx.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
….ALL year without any CC performances and you’re gonna rip it from our HANDS afterwards????? This woman…istg
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 24/12/2024
Pop Base’s Top 10 Best Songs of 2024: 1. Good Luck, Babe! 2. Birds of a Feather 3. 16 Carriages 4. we can’t be friends (wait for your love) 5. So Long, London 6. Espresso 7. Push 2 Start 8. Girl so confusing remix 9. Not Like Us 10. Die With A Smile
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Sam Martinez @samartinez.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Summer body loading
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Anna-Lill J Leaver @lovedotit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Not in a million years would I thought that Russia would be running the White House and USA 🇺🇸
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Sam Martinez @samartinez.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
That post Halloween bulk 🫣
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I hate to say it, but Oprah has brought us two of the biggest dumb asses to be found: Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil.
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The best people
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This is why they want to take us back; to control American women. The misogyny and racism are off the charts.
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.
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Sav🐝 @handle.invalid · 18/11/2024
Me having to sit through another sporting event just for Beyoncé
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CUT + HAIRY 🔞 @haakimhairy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Sex is everywhere, chemistry isn’t
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Moon lover @moon1over.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Sam Martinez @samartinez.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
It’s getting darker everyday on the way home from work
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Sam Martinez @samartinez.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I got so tired of losing my Roku remote I don’t even look for it no more lol I just use my app 😂 I actually haven’t seen it in weeks and it’s probably under my bed but 🤷🏻‍♂️
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javiimolinar.bsky.social @javiimolinar.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
we need a bookmark feature here 🥴
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Imari 😋♍️ @imarithevirgo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Example A. A fine friend.
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ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.blacksky.app · 18/11/2024
Bringing this sacred Beyoncé performance onto y’alls Bluesky timeline.
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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Still looking for all my mutuals from the bad place. 👀
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a person is holding a piece of metal in their hand in the dirt .
ALT: a person is holding a piece of metal in their hand in the dirt .
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Sam Martinez @samartinez.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I love talking my shit on Facebook 😂
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Matt @mattydb.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Reskeet your tattoo collection. Let’s get a tattoo thread going
Castlevania tattoo and more Morrigan tattoo and more Tattoos!
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Muñoz @munozmc.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
This me btw
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Junko Ohashi Updates 💎 Republic of Dagestan @shariahscarey.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
This is BLUESKY We are leaving behind HATE We are leaving behind BIGOTRY We are leaving behind TOXICITY We are leaving behind SWIFTIES
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Cavender Salvadori @lavenderwithac.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
#ooga 🦍
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Cavender Salvadori @lavenderwithac.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
🥩beef’s back on the menu boys🗿🥩
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Cavender Salvadori @lavenderwithac.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
sup bro 💪🏻
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Sam Martinez @samartinez.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I heard we’re posting selfies 🫶🏻
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 14/11/2024
Bluesky has officially hit #1 on the App Store charts for Free Apps in both the UK and US.
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Spector Hair Day @spectorhairday.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
A two-panel Simpsons meme

Top panel: Bart says "This is the stupidest day in America"

Bottom panel: Homer cheerfully tells Bart "The stupidest day in America so far"
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MonochroMenace @monochromenace.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I think I could do photosynthesis if I really believe in myself
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CharliePrime @charlieprime.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I hate when the pump of a lotion bottle gets fucked up and then it cumshots all over you.
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Sam Martinez @samartinez.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Fornite gays 👀
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TXDaddy @txsir92.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
How big are you 6’4” 230 lbs
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Sam Martinez @samartinez.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I’m excited to get big again. Bulking asap 👏🏼
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Miz Blue (Melanie) @bluebookworm.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Watching cabinet appointments getting announced like…
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lil papi 🙇🏻‍♂️ @henryyyyg.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
checking in
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Eyepatch Wolf @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
you know what. I kinda like it here. real twitter 2014 vibes: occasionally irritating, but without the fear that the third reich will reseruct if you say you thought Stellar Blade was mid
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Sam Martinez @samartinez.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hey yall 👋🏼
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Ralph 🍉 @dyna-might.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Robyn Swirling @rswirling.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Screenshot of a tweet with a still from The Simpsons with Homer saying to Bart, “the worst cabinet pick SO FAR”
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The morally corrupt John Devlin @johndevlin78.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
#Bluesky
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Sam Martinez @samartinez.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
This really does feel like old twitter 😍
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𝔼𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕜 @erixxxs.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
This is like going to a new school in the middle of the year
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