Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Piper is best good girl who will make sure you have company for your bathroom journey 020
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026omg yes! Columbo was so much fun for my wife and i that i made my own COLUMBINGO board (we switched out a few squares later on, adding 4 new ones and removing others) We only ever got 1 BINGO across the 7 seasons we watched together 🤣 030
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i love when my cat jumps up next to me on the couch, and instead of cuddling me, sneezes all over my arm in a fine misty spray. gosh thank you so much i feel so blessed. so honored. then she sticks 1 single claw into my flesh, just to make sure i know she loves me. I love you too Fidget, my gremlin. 020
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Happy Labor Day to those who are relaxing today, and solidarity to those who must work anyways. We have more in common with each other than with our bosses! 🌹🍞💪 021
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Hey YUP it got me real good, i didn't actually expect it to be as specific as "hey you, you're ohioan!" (i could see which certain questions would've pushed me towards Indiana because that's how my mom & aunts talk!) 010
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I'm returning to ohio today, sore but satisfied. i hiked more elevation than i thought possible for myself. i saw lakes so blue & green they look fake. And i hiked on a GLACIER!!! the Rocky Mtns are truly humbling. 050
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 15/08/2026realized the random necktie i got at a thrift store - which I'm about to rhinestone - is a fuckin? oscar de la renta??? i checked: it's not an expensive tie. (it's mostly polyester.) but who tf is out here donating designer branded shit to the thrift store??? 010
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 10/08/2026HEY COLUMBUS PEOPLE: I'm co-hosting TRIVIA at Slammers 7pm-9pm this Thursday 8/13 with Calli Coquette! 😻 See some DRAG, eat some pizza, play some Trivia! It's free to play, and you could win a $15 card to Slammers! Can't make it this week? There's more excellent drag & trivia EVERY WEEK!! 🤩 112
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026AXEL IN CLEVELAND BAYBEEE!! It's a dream come true to perform in the same show as the LEGENDARY KING PRESSURE K! On Friday July 31st at 8:00pm we'll be at WHIZBANG THEATRE in Cleveland Heights! We're gonna go ALL OUT 90s! Prime time Axel years! I'm bringing the silly little guy energy to the party! 121
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Everybody knows the most famous Van Goghs, yknow? Starry Night. Sunflowers. Then there's this still life, Two Crabs. When i saw this in person i felt like the colors PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE! hard to find good pic of colors. i stared for so long. so vivid, textured. much i could say, not enough space. 020
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 22/06/2026every time i see this bread brand, I'm torn between what's a funnier interpretation of "Ecce Panis," is it: "Behold! Bread!" or is it better as: "It's bread." ? (my 1st Latin textbook was "Ecce Romani," which was usually interpreted as "Look! The Romans!" it's a 1970s book about a Roman family.) 110
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 10/06/2026another EU country (Germany) knocking google down another peg is giving me life this morning 010
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 09/06/2026speaking of drag, THIS WEEKEND I'm doing TWO PRIDE shows! 🤩 Friday 6/12 I'll be down at Wild Goose for the Sapphic Society all-ages Pride show! 🏳️🌈 Saturday 6/13 I'll be over at Clintonville Books for Reading the House Down PRIDE EDITION!📚 Also, I'm doing a NEW number at the bookstore show!! 👀 1103
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 04/06/2026"Not because we are required to, but because it is the right thing to do." that's RIGHT!! hell YES! 👏👏 you LOVE TO SEE IT!!! 020
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 02/06/2026And they're right to do it - many of us here hate them and think they're unsafe too! 000
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Today is my 4 year wedding anniversary with the light of my life, my personal Ray of sunshine, my beautiful wife @raywithawhy.bsky.social !!!! I love them beyond measure & my life is richer with Ray in it 💞 here's to the decades we'll see together and to the joys within them 💐 010
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 03/05/2026ONE WEEK FROM TODAY! MY FIRST BRUNCH!!!!! Sunday May 10th, 12pm/Noon at Parsons North Brewing in downtown Columbus! I'M SO STOKED!!!!!!!!🤩 073
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Hey bros n dudes!! 🤘😝 Axel sighting!! i'm in a show THIS SUNDAY April 19th: Calli's Cadets at Spacebar! show 9pm, NO COVER! 😲 We're mixing it up with some Audience Choice - YOU help pick our 3rd song of the night! Have a favorite number you wanna see again? Let us know at the show! 021
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 10/03/2026hey you! cool dude reading this! you wanna see a SHOW TOMORROW??? what, a Wednesday show?🤔 HELL YES! 👏 we're having a benefit for my buddy Morte! there will be drag! burlesque! poetry! it's gonna be silly! it's gonna be sexy!! and CAR THEMED!!! 🚗🚙🚕 📍Spacebar on High St 🕘 starts at 9:00pm 021
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 02/02/2026just a few pics of the kitties for a small joy in these difficult times 020
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 16/01/2026my goddamn gremlin cat has been refusing to take her medicine in the morning lately, which culminated today in her eating the pill pocket but spitting out the pill. this little asshole. i cannot and will not give you a churu every morning! you're not clever, you're frustrating!! take your medicine!! 040
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 13/01/2026@strucci.bsky.social As a fellow Columbo enjoyer, i feel like you would get a kick out of seeing this ColumBingo board i made today! my wife & my buddy Roz helped come up with the squares. We watched 2 eps tonight; nobody got a bingo but i was closest with 4! 140
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Mine is the Olentangy River! That's NOT said "Olen-tang-y" like you've got a fake orange drink in the middle, it's "Olen-tanj-y" because... i don't know, it's Ohio, what do you expect? This WOSU pic -almost- demonstrates how silty brown it is 99% of the time. accurate for invasive honeysuckle tho. 030
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 10/01/2026HAPPY POST TIME! RETURN OF THE OPEN STAGE! i did my drag king debut on this stage last year in Feb and I'm STOKED that it's back from hiatus 🤟😝 Thurs Jan 22nd at Ace of Cups! Show at 8:15pm! Jon us for some weird & wonderful drag, burlesque, and more!!! 042
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 05/01/2026someone should tell this lipstick plant that it is January. why on earth are you flowering so hard in JANUARY?? 010
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Help keep our neighbors safe. Put yourself out there as much as you are able. Get a whistle. Pull out that phone. If you see them: document, record, report. Use this acronym to help you recall key details: S - Size A - Actions L - Location U - Uniforms T - Time E - Equipment 010
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I've got THREE back to back shows next week! Come check em out if you can! 🥰 020
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Workers deserve SAFETY at their workplace, not a fucking sheet of plywood! 020
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 25/11/2025💪😤💪 THREE YEARS! incredible hard work from these folks, i love to see it. This is why we need the NLRB to exist and with TEETH! 010
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 30/10/2025why does this cat LOVE stinky armpits SO MUCH??? i can't leave my drag shirts laying around after a show or she ecstatically rubs her face all over the armpits like the weird little gremlin she is 010
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 22/10/2025hey there beautiful people! do you wanna see a DRAG SHOW??? 👀 I'm gonna be at the District West Open Stage tomorrow! Doors are 8pm, show starts 9pm! 020
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Hey it's VERY last minute, but if anybody wants to come see some Drag and/or Burlesque, there's an Open Stage at Bossy Grrl's tonight, starts at 9pm(ish)! Fuck the man, see weird art!!! 010
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 03/10/2025DAMN THE MAN, SAVE THE LAB! FRIDAY 10/03 6pm to MIDNIGHT! 1187 W BROAD STREET, COLUMBUS, OH WitchLab is MOVING!!! Come out to the LAST SHOW at the old space to help them raise funds for moving to the NEW SPACE! We're gonna have a fantastic night of music, drag, burlesque, AND SO MUCH MORE!!! 022
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 18/09/2025i picked up 2 feet of heavy duty chain at the hardware store to be Axel's new wallet chain, this motherfucker gotta be like, 3 to 5 pounds. I'm gonna have to get real good at repairing belt loops in the future 😂 010
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I'm downtown this afternoon to sit in on the City Council hearing on a Rental Registry for Columbus. The registry proposal is to create & maintain a record of all landlords with rental properties in Columbus; we hope that such a list would empower renters, and help hold landlords accountable. 130
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 12/09/2025i just need yall to know that my beautiful sweet wife @raywithawhy.bsky.social got me a slice of cake Just Because and I LOVE MY WIFE 🥹💞 010
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 17/08/2025new coffee mug really letting you know where we're at mentally these days 020
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 09/08/2025"p-pwease little district court, don't let them hurt us!! 🥺 this class action could DESTROY all GenAI, you can't let them doooo thissss!!!😭" OH? IS THAT RIGHT? WELL... 010
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 30/07/2025so I've been getting into rhinestones, and i think I'm in love with a new craft 🌟👀 130
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 14/07/2025I'm super tired and comfort watching a Star Trek ep for one my favorite doofus guys, a favorite himbo of mine, the beautiful emotional disaster Trip Tucker. Who's your favorite TV himbo doofus?? 050
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 27/06/2025👏TOMORROW!!👏 IT'S TIME TO GET GREASY! Come see me as Axel for: Flamboyant, Here to Stay! Doors 9:30, show 10pm! Just $10! at Bossy Grrl's!! I'M SO EXCITED to be part of this show! All proceeds (including tips!!) from the show are going to mutual aid for local queer folks here in Columbus 💞 021
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I made a comic!!! 💪😤💪 Bonus photos: the subjects of the comic 🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛ 241
Sam @samarbles.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Columbus folks! Are you ready for some DRAG for GOOD? C'mon out to see me as Axel Grease at Bossy's NEXT Saturday the 28th, 10pm! Flamboyant is a benefit show for queer mutual aid; all $ from door & tips will go to help queer folks in need 🌈💞 See some excellent gay art AND help people all in one! 132