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Samanthe Root

@samanthe.bsky.social
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Satanist. Programmer. Artist. Science Enthusiast. Skeptic. Curmudgeon. Crank. Animal lover. Ave.

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
He licked it so he approved, right? 😂
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
@fen-blackthorn.bsky.social I feel targeted 😂
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
That must be it! 😂
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Nergal has a tiny bit of feta stuck to his nose. My dinner contains feta. I wonder where he was sticking his nose? 🤔😂
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Well that's a new one. I'm used to seeing tennis shoes along the road, but I wonder what the story is with this? 😬
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
And the next day I was in one that had xtian radio on. At this point, I think it's me 😂
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
He's definitely a danger. I'm reporting him to Lyft.
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
And after blasting all the baby-making music, he had the audacity to preach non-stop. He didn't even take a breath! He recited the Lord's prayer at one point! He was seriously fucked up. The only reason I didn't go off on him is because now he knows where I live and work. I just ignored him 😬
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Oh I am. The nonstop preaching came AFTER I had to ask him to turn down his music. He was blasting songs with lyrics like "girl I want to get you to bed", "girl your body is my playground", "girl you're ready for me" etc etc. Like blasting to the point I heard him coming from a block away. 😬
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I'd say something but I think he's unstable.
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
OMG my Lyft driver is preaching 😂😂 one star incoming 😂
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Yes. Exactly. 😂
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
It could be beautiful.
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
They should just fire a lot of people and cut corners in the name of efficiency 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Thanks! I may give that a shot. Buying these are so pricey but sometimes I just want deli slices! :-D
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
ooo that looks interesting! How is the flavor compared to turkey (if you even remember! lol) Are you using your own recipe for it?
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I'm sure the orange draft-dodger will soon sign an executive order to stop requiring the vaccine. Unfortunately, she's likely to get what she wants very, very soon 🫤
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/01/2025
🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨 The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov. Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I should make cherry pie tonight 😞
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I know he wasn't doing great, but I didn't realize it was that bad 😞
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Damn. Goodbye David Lynch. 😞
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I'm positive they think they can. They're "exceptional", remember? 😂😂
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I really don't think the wealthy care at all about the state of the planet. They'll be able to afford their oasis while the rest of us starve and die. They'll squeeze productivity out of the desperate.
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
And the environmental toll is going to hit us all at some point. And the actual cost. Right now everyone is playing and experimenting, but pretty soon these companies are going to want to make $. Then people are going to be pretty shocked at the actual price tag.
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Yeah I see most people just completely don't understand that it's not infallible. It's wild to me when people put all their trust in it. Or even can't tell when an image is AI generated.
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
It's not forced, but I use it like other tools. I find it useful sometimes, but I don't see it completely taking over my job any time in the next few years at least. Everyone here still retains their skepticism on it. But I think that's the benefit of working for scientists. They all want evidence.
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
It won't matter. He's the perfect representative of maga. They'll confirm him no matter what. We're screwed.
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
And it won't matter. It's all for show at this point. We're toast.
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
The next four years will be even better for them. Gross.
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I look up to see a tiny head staring at me from the giant beanbag. 😂
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
She also looks like a cartoon stereotype of an evil, rich person. She's leaning into that I guess?
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Instead of, I didn't know, figuring out innovative ways to deal with a society with less people, let's just keep people ignorant of their choices and make sure they aren't educated. 🙄 This whole article is gross.
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
These people desperately want The Handmaid's Tale to become nonfiction. It's terrifying that they are now in power.
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Beautiful day for dinos!
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
It's March of the Dinosaurs day! Always a fun outing.
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Did the office holiday party this evening. My only complaint from the evening was the innocent looking sugar cookie that was actually black licorice flavored. What kind of monster planned that? That might be worse than raisin cookies disguised as chocolate chip.
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
As it should be!!
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
YES. You also are never allowed to touch my sewing shears. 😂😂
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
<side-eying the goblin next to me who doesn't even know the difference between tailor shears and papercraft scissors>
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
media.tenor.com
a silhouette of a person riding a bike in front of the moon
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
One more painful test out of the way. Hoping you don't have to repeat it 🤞
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Aww man. Now it's coming out that it was an employee. Of McDonald's. WTAF.
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Apropos of nothing in particular, I hope cuts to Medicare and SS hit certain people harder than others 🤷🏼‍♀️
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/12/2024
Just learned the CEO shooter’s nickname is The Adjuster™
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
When they catch the guy (and they will because he took out a rich, yt dude) I wonder who will start the gofundme for his legal fees. Pretty sure it would break records.
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
This is a fantastic resource!
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Ha! I suspect this isn't that far from reality 😂
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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
For sure. You can just tell that the orange, draft-dodging idiot wanted Elmo instead. And I really hope that eats away at Vance. 😂
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