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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

He licked it so he approved, right? 😂

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Nergal has a tiny bit of feta stuck to his nose. My dinner contains feta. I wonder where he was sticking his nose? 🤔😂

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Well that's a new one. I'm used to seeing tennis shoes along the road, but I wonder what the story is with this? 😬

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

OMG my Lyft driver is preaching 😂😂 one star incoming 😂

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

They should just fire a lot of people and cut corners in the name of efficiency 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/01/2025

🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨 The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov. Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Damn. Goodbye David Lynch. 😞

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I look up to see a tiny head staring at me from the giant beanbag. 😂

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Instead of, I didn't know, figuring out innovative ways to deal with a society with less people, let's just keep people ignorant of their choices and make sure they aren't educated. 🙄 This whole article is gross.

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

It's March of the Dinosaurs day! Always a fun outing.

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Did the office holiday party this evening. My only complaint from the evening was the innocent looking sugar cookie that was actually black licorice flavored. What kind of monster planned that? That might be worse than raisin cookies disguised as chocolate chip.

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

<side-eying the goblin next to me who doesn't even know the difference between tailor shears and papercraft scissors>

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Apropos of nothing in particular, I hope cuts to Medicare and SS hit certain people harder than others 🤷🏼‍♀️

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God @thegodshow.com · 09/12/2024

Just learned the CEO shooter’s nickname is The Adjuster™

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

When they catch the guy (and they will because he took out a rich, yt dude) I wonder who will start the gofundme for his legal fees. Pretty sure it would break records.

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Ha! I suspect this isn't that far from reality 😂

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I just realized that since the election, I have not seen one word written about Vance. It's all about Elmo. While they all can go fuck themselves, I hope Vance is super jealous of the attention Elmo is getting. 😂

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Just saving this for a rainy day...https://fourthievesvinegar.org/

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

The only real downside to wfh is when I see both cats curled up in the giant beanbag. I just want to join them but if I do, I'm not getting out again. 😂

Two cats sleeping on a soft beanbag in a sunbeam.

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

To recap, the guy nominated Ambassador to Israel does not recognize Palestine and the guy picked to lead the military gets drunk a lot and yells stuff like "Kill all Muslims". I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I wonder if we're killing our eyelash mites when we put on mascara.

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Samanthe Root @samanthe.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

My spouse showed me a funny video a few minutes ago that was some women laughing at a large shark that was nuding their small boat. The caption was 'growing up with Baby Shark instead of Jaws'. Guess what's been stuck in my head for the last 10 minutes 😑 I don't have kids. How do I know this song??

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