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Samantha

@samanthakm.bsky.social
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She/her. Disabled. Always tired (no really, moderate/severe ME/CFS). Animal lover. #Uglydogs

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Dudley Zoo and Castle @dudleyzoo.bsky.social · 16h
When your camera roll gives away you're a zoo keeper... This International Zoo Keeper Day and World Animal Day we're celebrating the hard work of our keepers, who dedicate their lives to caring for our amazing animals. Thanks team!
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can't seem to pull myself together this morning waiting for a zoom police interview this afternoon. My neighbour threatened to 'slap (my) fucking face' after demanding to know why I was in a wheelchair and telling me to get my fat fucking arse out of that chair repeatedly. Fun fun fun.
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Dudley Zoo and Castle @dudleyzoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Excuse me… Hellooooo! It’s Ember here, just letting you know it’s our special day today – International Red Panda Day! Come & find out about the threats we face & what DZC is doing to help our wild cousins.
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Longleat @longleatofficial.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Red Panda Day to Emma, Koda and their bundle of joy!  Keeper Sam takes us down to see how they're all getting on. Have you been lucky enough to spot our cub when you've visited? 👀
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It has been a very frustrating day and I am in a big grump 😠
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey #UglyDogs, want to see some sloth bears?
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put it thru a pasta roller
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love Lyra. She's a clean girl. She's also not a messy eater, unlike a certain other anteater who shall remain nameless.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Artist: @twonks.bsky.social
twonks

1st panel - being chronically ill
2nd panel - hi mate, how's it going
3rd panel - [guy drowning with phone at his ear] - yeah, can't complain

snelse
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Dudley Zoo and Castle @dudleyzoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Our exclusive animal prints have been flying off the shelves and they can now be purchased online too! Purchase here: onlineshop.dudleyzoo.org.uk/dudleyzoo/sh...
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hi friends, is anyone about? It has been a bit of a day with the dogs. We took them to the zoo in the motorhome, a trip we made very successfully last year. This year was not so good.
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Dudley Zoo and Castle @dudleyzoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Have you checked out the fabulous underwater viewing window at the bush dog habitat? The semi-aquatic species have partially webbed feet and water-resistant fur which helps them dive and swim!
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Dudley Zoo and Castle @dudleyzoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Make sure you're getting your 5 a day, like Elliot, our binturong! Throughout the week our binturongs enjoy a colourful diet, packed full of fruit & veg, including peppers, carrots, sweet potato, kiwi, melon, berries, nectarine, cabbage, courgette & apple. They're also given eggs, chickens & quail!
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I don't like that we keep having adventures in the motorhome that we did not consent to. Last time it broke down. This time a work van clipped us and smashed their wing mirror and drove off. Don't worry, all dogs and humans are fine. Only a small chip on the corner of the motorhome. Just 🤬
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I had the most excellent day yesterday at a small zoo fundraiser, where I pet goats and a ferret and did an armadillo experience (fate, because I was wearing armadillo earrings) but today it turns out that I have broken myself. Whoops. Entirely predictable, but entirely ouch.
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Some photos from today's outing. Please enjoy 💚
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today is painted dog day, but I don't actually have any painted dog socks! It's a disgrace! Instead, I am wearing some dog socks my sister bought me (she broke her no swearing rule for them) and I will show you my painted dog made from a reclaimed snare, which is a wonderful initiative.
A face on photo of a painted dog made out of thick wire, reclaimed from illegal snare traps set to capture wildlife. You can see his large round ears and narrow body. Also on the shelf are some carved giraffes and a photo.The same snare art of a painted dog, this time more side on. More of the details of the blunt snout and the shape of the trotting legs are visible, but you can't quite tell that the giant ears are Mickey mouse shaped. Less of the other stuff on the shelf is visible.A pair of grey/blue socks with pink edging and heel, with an illustration of a pink haired lady, a yellow dog and a piano. There is text on the socks saying 'my dog is cool as fuck'. My sister refuses to swear so she couldn't tell me what they said when she gave them to me. She was also concerned that it only said dog (singular) not dogs (plural), but luckily it says it on each sock, so both dogs can be cool as fuck.
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Dudley Zoo and Castle @dudleyzoo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We are celebrating World Painted Dog Day today. If you are visiting, make sure that you pop by and see Isabel & Walter and learn all about the conservation efforts to save these endangered carnivores through the interpretation around their African-themed habitat.
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Longleat @longleatofficial.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy World Wild Dog Day to our pack of handsome boys 🧡 These incredible canines are unfortunately one of the most endangered carnivores in Africa, so it's essential that we continue to conserve the species by building awareness and working with Tusk.
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yesterday I went out with my family to a fun day 'festival' at a tiny farm. Some very nice people let me walk one of their alpacas in my chair as a trial.
A woman in a light green dress and white cap is in a power chair covered in stickers. She is holding the halter rope of a brown, shorn alpaca called Nero, who is trotting alongside her, with a lady in dark green (staff member) close by. They are all in a wide, grassy paddock with trees and animal shelters behind. Nero was a very brave boy who behaved excellently.
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm so tired that I feel drunk and dizzy and nauseous, but I'm hurting too much to sleep. What a fun (terrible) combination!
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Marvelous Crowley (David Tennant, Good Omens)
ALT: Marvelous Crowley (David Tennant, Good Omens)
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Dudley Zoo and Castle @dudleyzoo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Happy International Orangutan Day from our family group of Bornean orangutans. Join us at 12.45pm for our Presenter-led talk, where you find out more about the threats orangs face in the wild as well as what we can all do to help their survival - particularly when out shopping!
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
classical art meme featuring an oval-framed oil painting of a young woman with dark hair sleeping reclined on white pillows. Overlaying the image in a black box is white text that reads: "When fatigue is a symptom of all your illnesses and it's also a side effect of 90% of your medications".
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RavenMae @ravenmae.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Can we get Becca to goal before the poop bag drops in Melissa's yard? Only one way to find out! #UglyDogs
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#UglyDogs our entire household is having a pretty shit time of things recently. If I explain where Clara and Dex are up to after their intensive vet visits this week, please can you just let me know any thoughts/comments/experiences etc.?
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Video taken from Noah's Ark Zoo Instagram, of two giant anteaters meeting, checking each other out and napping nearby.
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I can't, I have to fast in 17 minutes 😭😭
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Reposting this because tonight I am going on a badger watch and I need to keep up with myself. #UglyDogs this year's tiger day. Same spot. Same tiger. Same human. Different dress (still has tigers).
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Not being able to-magically-get-better is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have finished one hand. Now I need a break. I might do a couple more tonight or it might be tomorrow. I'm very grateful for the help.
A hand with nails painted with slightly messy metallic coppery orange nail varnish, and a black tiger stripe pattern. The same hand with the same tiger nail varnish, but this time held flat out from a tiny bit further away, instead of curled inwards. This is what it will look like to most people. You can't see messiness, cuticles or nail repairs in this photo.
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Supernatural Sam Lost His Shoe
Alt: Supernatural Sam Lost His Shoe
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@christapeterso

Got nothing done once again today so I'm pinning it all on waking up completely cured tomorrow, fingers crossed
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Did I tell you guys that it's TIGER DAY this weekend? Look at this stunning artwork of my most favourite genetic abomination and drooly baby. Video from Hamerton Zoo Instagram, of a beautiful, intricate, life-like drawing of a white tiger called Mohan. #UglyDogs
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Good evening lovely #UglyDogs here's a fun game - if my 7yo nephew said to you 'hey Uncle David, can I offer you a newborn?' how many tries will we need to guess what he meant?
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What the fuck? (disrespectful)
bbc.co.uk
Trump says US being 'invaded by filthy air' as he threatens Canada with tariffs over wildfires
Earlier, Ontario's Premier Doug Ford said America should send support rather than complain as smoke from more than 850 Canadian wildfires blankets parts of the US.
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A couple of photos from yesterday's graduation. It was all very elaborate. It was hot, but not terrible, just enough for my make up to melt off onto my mask. Then we went and had a celebratory lunch, which was lovely. It was a very nice day.
Lots of people in academic regalia standing or sat on a dais inside a very ornate cathedral. One man in a shirt and tie is standing in front of a photographer, after walking across. A man in a suit looks back to a woman in a wheelchair whilst walking through a green covered garden walkway, thick with wisteria and climbing roses. It's incredibly green and fragrant, with a bright blue sky behind. This is the path from the front of the cathedral to the flower garden behind, where a reception is being held for graduates. A view of Winchester cathedral from one of its gardens.Winchester cathedral with ornate gothic arches and stained glass windows.
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@donab.bsky.social I chose a dress for tomorrow! After careful consideration, I let David choose. So I will be wearing my sloth and koala dress to his graduation. Will the zookeepers all be mad it's not geographically accurate? Maybe? I am. But it's very cute.
Photo of a dark green sloth and koala print dress with a sheer white coverup hanging on a mirrored wardrobe door, that shows a tiny hint of a Clara on the bed.Close up of the dress print - dark green with leaves and small flowers. Two and three fingered sloths and koalas with and without joeys.
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Shall we play find the dog on our family trip to the beach this evening, #UglyDogs? Hint: the dog is not Clara or Dexter.
Blue sea with breaking waves, shingle beach and wooden groynes.Blue sea in the other direction with a small boat moored, shingle beach, wooden groynes and part of the sea wall visible.Blue sea and skies, with the footpath on the sea wall showing a group of people.Man and a well camouflaged dog stood by the groynes, close to the waters edge.
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I wish that I could help Jose and Jen but I just can't right now. If anybody does have a little extra, this is an excellent place to put it.
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Longleat @longleatofficial.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Two new arrivals have made it just in time for Capybara Appreciation Day! 👀 We're so, so, SO pleased to share that Bart and Mildred have welcomed two pups, which is a huge first for us at the park 🎉
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hey #UglyDogs, do you want to name a baby Highland Coo calf? £2 per entry/suggestion. If you win, you name the baby and you win tickets to go meet it. Or maybe to donate to someone slightly more local 😂😇😁🐂
noahsarkzoofarm.digitickets.co.uk
Buy Competition Tickets online - Noah's Ark Zoo Farm
View Competition from Noah's Ark Zoo Farm.
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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Exciting stuff!
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's probably a good thing that I'm not the one driving us home and not just because I can't drive, but because I was grateful to briefly be in a lorry's blind spot as it meant we were in the shade. I don't think that's the safest way to get home, but I think the dogs would vote for it, too.
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trying to decide what to wear later to the theatre, it's gonna be waaaarm. Do I wear a heavier material dress which has sleeves so I only need to wear that, or a lighter one which will need an additional cardigan. Important info: thicker/heavier dress is golden retriever print.
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So you know how I'm Gift-Receiver-In-Chief for the group? I would like to request a body that works, please.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
When you want your body to stop torturing you but you don't know the safe word
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Today's the day for some long unmet teenage emo dreams to come true 🖤🖤🖤
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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think we need to stop bracing. We're just encouraging it at this point. Perhaps it should be UK unhappy and ill-prepared for heatwave to stick around long after it has overstayed its welcome.
bbc.co.uk
UK braced for hottest June night after highest temperature of year so far
Temperatures reach 36.7C in Merryfield, Somerset, the highest temperature so far this year and the hottest June day on record.
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Jen @runnjen.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
‼️ BLAIR IS ON ‘THE DOGS WERE GOOD (AGAIN)’ PODCAST THIS WEEK!! ‼️ #UglyDogs podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
podcasts.apple.com
She Spent 20 Years With Sled Dogs. Then She Had to Say Goodbye. | The Dogs Were Good )again) | Ep. 68
Podcast Episode · The Dogs Were Good (again) · June 25 · 1h 1m
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Comic by: JUST IS
four-panel webcomic titled "JUST IS" by the artist Just Is, presented in image_d57a74.jpg.

Panel 1

Description: A young woman with brown hair tied back, wearing a pink long-sleeved shirt and blue pants, stands outside a house next to a green bush and a closed door. She has a blank, wide-eyed expression and holds one arm across her stomach.

Speech Bubble: "THIS IS ALICE, SHE'S HAD A STOMACH ACHE FOR A MONTH"

Panel 2

Description: Alice stands inside a clinic looking at a male doctor. The doctor is a bald-headed man with glasses, wearing a white lab coat and a stethoscope, holding a clipboard. They both look at each other with neutral, wide-eyed expressions.

Speech Bubble: "SHE WENT TO THE DOCTOR YESTERDAY"

Panel 3

Description: The doctor holds up a hand as he speaks condescendingly to Alice. Alice looks back at him with an annoyed, furrowed brow, her arm resting at her side.

Speech Bubble: "AFTER RUNNING NO TESTS, HE TOLD HER TO TRY LOSING SOME WEIGHT"

Panel 4

Description: A night scene under a starry sky. The perspective is from behind Alice as she stands over a freshly dug dirt hole in a grassy field. She holds a shovel smeared with red blood. Inside the hole, a blood-stained white lab coat and a leg are visible, implying she murdered the doctor.

Speech Bubble: "SO NOW ALICE HAS A STOMACH ACHE AND HAS TO GET RID OF A BODY!"

Footer Text

Bottom Left: "Comic by: JUST IS"
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