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Samakayne over in the ash and birdbones.

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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
3 weeks traveling around France. Its been great, but a little isolating to do it solo. Kicking back in my hotel room waiting for the resturant to open and then Sterephonics has to kick in the door and be a peice of shit.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Look at lot of people wanted that arsonist arrested by do you /know/ how divisive that would be to the matches and kerosene community? I'm trying to bring people together over here. Have an ice cream.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Thanks for boosting my distressed garden gnome rehousing project. #blessed.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Oh shit i'm leaving the country on Saturday.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Well not /need/ but it'd be really funny if it did happen in there. just sayin.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 07/04/2026
Reposting this for obvious reasons. I have much more in common with any Iranian than I do with the American and Israeli pieces of shit trying to annihilate them. Any single Iranian life lost is an entire universe gone; more, a tragedy at a level I cannot personally fathom. This is all I can do.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
cool cool. you guys working on anything else or
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Hey guys the Sopranos is a really good TV show.
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a pink teddy bear with a yellow beak and white eyes is smiling
Alt: a pink teddy bear with a yellow beak and white eyes is smiling
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'm going to be stunned if we get out of this without a lot of people being nuked.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
And in this long cultural death groan where we just keep vomiting out undead franchises from the mouth of corperate risk management, what a precious collection of new and interesting ideas. It'll be driven into the ground with the others but hey. For now. Nice.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Replaying Horizon Zero Dawn, Forbidden West and while it's title may still sound like a madlibs of the last 20 years of game titles, man oh man what absolutely gorgeous game.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Nice job not exploding! keep up the good work!
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Craig Jenkins @craigsj.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
i'd push it a step further and say they would like to cultivate an uninformed public that doesn't know what they're actually up to and have been attacking education on all fronts toward the goal
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
everythiiing🎵 I have to saaay🗣️ would get me baaanned🎷 or on a liiist🎶
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Man sometimes i wish america didn't pull all this shit while i was asleep. I'd like some good news over my fucking wheatbix for once please.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
send help. been trapped inside for weeks. I heard someone say they saw one trying to work out a chainsaw.
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.
Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with waxLittle Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/12/2025
ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI. FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow! ALTMAN: Exactly. FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 20/02/2026
Hahahaahhaa hell yeah. The future rules! THE FUTURE RULES!
Amazon's cloud unit has suffered at least two outages due to errors involving its own AI tools, leading some employees to raise doubts about the US tech giant's push to roll out these coding assistants.
Amazon Web Services experienced a 13-hour interruption to one system used by its customers in mid-December after engineers allowed its Kiro AI coding tool to make certain changes, according to four people familiar with the matter.
The people said the agentic tool, which can take autonomous actions on behalf of
users, determined that the best course of action was to "delete and recreate the
environment"
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I've been on this chat to a bunch of water guzzling toasters for about 3 days and it's telling me to take the child and it's mother and flee to Egypt. Not sure who it means but it seems actionable.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 19/02/2026
The tech oligarchs pushing AI do not care if you can afford a computer, because they do not truly love the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-hdd...
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I’m Tired Of These Useless Jackasses Making The Computer Expensive
RAM, flash memory, and HDDs are unaffordable because of a bunch of greedy idiots that do not love the computer.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I forget about social media these days. I feel that is progress. Anyway i'm down almost 40kg from my highest post covid weight and i walked 21kms today. Doing good at not dying over here.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
How high would a pile of skulls be if you made it out of every living thing in a city i ask, to my ceiling at 2am.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I have never had an alergy in my life and yet whenever i drink Monster I get an ocular migraine after about 10 minutes which effectively renders me blind. Which sucks cause they are great. Please have an additional one of these for me.
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 24/01/2026
It is not a tough call for anyone with an ounce of moral clarity, Matt.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Gunna get a few ten thousand miles of tattered cloth to decorate the place, a few cackling weirdos who speak in riddles and build myself a throne out of 44 gallon drums. You know where a guy can source a good trash crown?
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Ten years ago i said it felt weird to be doing anything else but point at the white house and screaming. Ten years.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Dad's really putting his back into it.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Oh and Queensland is already flooding and a cyclone is on the way. Great.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Holy shit those victorian fires are vicious. Whomever is down there trying to fight that rabid hellscape is a god damned hero
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Hello the good sister here would like to introduce you to her friend Heavy Bolter, further discussions will be had with the 25% of you that'll still be here afterwards.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
“Be kind, be involved, believe in your art,” he said. “At a time when people tell you art is not important, that is always the prelude to fascism. When they tell you it doesn’t matter, when they tell you a fucking app can do art you say, if it’s that important, why the fuck do they want it so bad? The answer is because they think they can debase everything that makes us a little better, a little more human. And that, in my book, and in my life, includes monsters.”
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 03/01/2026
Like if we’re at a point where the executive can unilaterally and illegally put boots on the ground in a country we’re ostensibly not at war with to kidnap and depose their leader under false pretense and lay claim to their resources and no one in the world cares… where *is* the line, exactly?
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
America is not going to be rescued from utter fascism by Democrats, at least not those currently in power.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
My roommate is downstairs cooking and i'm up here having visions in the Garlic Miasima.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Really do want a Owlcat 40k game about a bunch of Orc Freebooters on a treasure hunt thou. Just sayin, starting a Waaaarrgh by accident, finding the a legendary space hulk etc. Just sayin.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I'm not sure how you'd approach a setting like this any other way. The powerless are so comically powerless that any standard heros journey gets smashed the moment someone runs into any part of the imperium.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Playering a Pyromancer Bladedancer from a Deathworld and things have gotten silly. Fun with mechanics aside i find the way they handle weath and power in this game to be really interesting. Not as a reward but as a constant pressure and a frame of the entire bloody context.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
i am studying french, it's very rewarding. I have learned that refusing to drop the australian acccent while speaking french is a cognitio hazard to the entire nation of france. also, rad game. have fun.
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 24/12/2025
thoughts out to everyone this year who has to turbo-overdrive their brains into "its the thought that counts" mode when getting ai slop as christmas presents this year
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
just paperwork
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Being down wind of that one is going to be a toughie
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I have nothing to say. Today is so bloody and grim. The coming days will be telling.
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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Truely extraordinary heorism #Bondi
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
"do you have any photos of the ghost who lives in your house?" "nah, he posts"
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
10km this morning, another 5 on the treadmil at incline this evening. Plus an chest and arms workout that made me feel like i was about to lose a nipple like a button off an ill fitting vest. Feels good. Stronk.
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Samakain @samakain.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I'll have you know we can be mildly pleasent at our best. Thank you very much.
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