Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who’s the beefiest dad this fall? 11192
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am concerned about how I am going to pack and move all of this beef in a few weeks. 0342
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The physician’s assistant yesterday said she, “Wished she was as muscular as me.” So I have that going for me! 1078523
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Me: I’m tried and want to go home. *realizes I’m already home.* Me: Well, fuck. 080
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Yesterday, I walked into the airport around 8:15am. I left that same airport at 11:15pm. I did not spend all day in that airport. I spend that day in travel hell. 140
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Was told multiple times yesterday that I am looking “big and fit”. So I guess all that gym work is paying off. Who knew?? 0120
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I need my right arm muscles to stop periodically twitching. It’s been 24+ hours and it’s driving me insane. 170
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Premiered the new swimsuit yesterday. What do we think? 81004
Sam @samaboutown.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I’m pretty sure this mirror is making me look bigger than I actually am. I love you magic mirror! 21062
